In case you missed it, Kenya Moore posted her third Sunday photo about her miracle childbirth process tonight. It’s a photo of Kenya in labor with Marc by her side. Clearly Kenya is over the moon about her precious baby girl and the support of a lovely husband. So it absolutely blew my mind when someone I like and who is a friend of the site just started going in on Kenya saying all manner of vile things. My blood pressure is through the roof. I feel like I am going to have an aneurism. It wouldn’t both me at all I ban people every day for much less, but this is a friend of the site who has been here for years. I literally thought he had been hacked and contacted him privately and he doubled down on the behavior. It’s crazy and I can’t believe this is happening. Meanwhile in prepping for this post, it looks like a snooze fest based on the official summary alone. I say all that to say I really don’t even feel like recapping this at the moment. Hopefully the episode will surprise me. Kandi receives some interesting information about Dennis tonight, That’s the most interesting thing in the summary; however, does anyone really care about the Porsha and Dennis storyline?
Eva and Porsha go to work out together. Apparently, Eva has done a thing or two with Dish Nation as well. Eva just love to tell us she is a model. Tonight she wants us to know that models do not have big booties, except for Cynthia Bailey. Eva is not doing herself any favors constantly taking jabs at Cynthia. Did I miss some big fall out with them? I know Eva trashed Cynthia’s man before Mike but Cynthia is happy with Mike now and I just don’t get the disrespect by Eva. I do get her disrespect toward Marlo though. Everyone has issues with Marlo. Then Eva says she and Cynthia got along great in Miami and goes right back to shading her for her age.
Y’all will all the hate being escalated in this country, am I the only one that is so weary of all the negativity everywhere? Can’t we have shows about something that is women talking shit about each other?
Next we are off to MD Anderson in Houston to go on a doctor’s appointment with Nene. and Gregg. I guess this is as good a place as any to point out that Nene has been in Hollywood lately going to a party for Cardi B’s clothing line, or pot line, or grill line or whatever it is she is promoting this week. I feel terrible for Gregg. He must be so scared. Walking into the Medical Center Nene takes off ahead of him as usual and he asks her to hold his hand because he’s scared. Oh also, Nene said in an interview recently that she thought about divorcing Gregg because he was a difficult patient. While Gregg is starting his IV treatments, Nene tells him not to be difficult. She stays on her phone he entire time. Then he her talking head she moans about Gregg being all over the place he cries and he is frustrated. Production really is highlighting her lack of care-giving abilities. Gregg sings a song about never giving up on the way to his scan. This is so sad to watch.
Gregg was hoping to avoid chemo. The good news is that the surgery that removed a large part of his colon seems to have gotten all the cancer. The doctor says they don’t know if there are microscopic cancer cells still floating around in his body and for that reason they are recommending chemo. This is some of the most personally invasive footage in the history of the housewives. Gregg has decided not to undergo chemotherapy. That said, just a few weeks ago he had a very, very long surgery. So perhaps in hindsight this was the wrong decision.
Kandi introduces us to her friend Shamari Devoe who is married to Ronnie Devoe from New Edition. She’s a singer from the girl group Blaque. Bell Biv Devoe performed at Kandi’s wedding. Kandi has done some writing for Blaque. Shamari has twins boys who are almost a year old. She also went to high school with Porsha.
Shamari and Ronnie go to the recording studio to make a joint recording. I feel like they have both passed their peak. I do not agree with Shamari that they will be the next Beyoncé and JayZ.
The girls all go to ATL Live to see Shamari’s group Blaque perform. They were okay. Cynthia invites everyone to a covered dish cookout at Lake Bailey. Someone Eva takes this as an opportunity to take a jab at Shamea. Apparently, Eva has decided to bring back Eva the Diva from top model to hold on to her peach. When Shamari comes to the table to meet the ladies, Nene takes an instant dislike to her. When Ronnie comes to the table, Kandi mentions that BBD was just on tour with Xscape. Then Shamari says, “You got some pointers you want to give Kandi?” What the hell is wrong with this one? Then Ronnie tells Kandi she needs to consider Xscape’s song placement. Who does this? Kandi is not interested in this guy’s musical advice. As she points out, BBD opened for Xscape.
Kandi’s OLG was such a success in the first year they are able to use their profits to open another one. Actually two more sites. One is another restaurant just like the original and the other is at the stadium and focuses more on sandwiches and things you can eat while watching the game. Anyway, Carmen comes to the new site and chats with Kandi about her trip to Miami and the conversation turns to Dennis. Kandi’s other friend Jami shows up. Jami is the girl who used to be an assistant to Porsha until she beat her up in an alley. Because, Porsha.
It is interesting to me that production is starting to highlight Porsha’s thug behavior again instead of hoping we all forget about it. Jami says she was dating Dennis for almost three years when she was on a trip and found out that Dennis was dating Porsha. Kandi says that can’t be true because she knew a couple of girls who dated Dennis during that same time period. She says one of the people she knows who dated Dennis told her that he got her face and her name tattooed on him. She also knows someone who got a Rolex from him. Jami said her friend said Dennis tattoed her name on him too. We have officially entered Jax Taylorland here. Then they say Dennis cooks for all the ladies. Jami says that is not true. He has his other girlfriends cook and then he takes it to his date and claims he made it. Sounds like he has a harem.
While the conversation with Kandi and the girls happens, we flip back and forth to Porsha talking about her Rolex and how he is going to have her face tattooed on his back so, “he ain’t going nowhere.” Oh, Porsha. Poor dumb Porsha. And her mother is just as dumb. They hug and cry like Porsha has won the dating lottery.
Next week: More of Porsha and Dennis, Kandi and Todd go to see about a surrogate for their two remaining eggs, at some sort of all cast party (Bailey BBQ) Eva and Marlo get into it.