I know what you are thinking, Shahs was not full of too much drama this season really. It was the usual mostly fake over the top stuff. So you probably aren’t expecting a very exciting reunion. But I am. Shahs reunions have always been a bit different. Instead of rehashing the season we end up getting a whole lot more of the real story and the real issues with the cast, so as the kids say, my body is ready for this. Plus I could really use some crazy Iranians after that Grey’s Anatomy episode.
Everyone is pumped to go. Even Nema says “I have no interest in being nice anymore.” I kind of love Nema. They are actually playing a promo before it starts and this reunion looks A MA ZING! Let’s get started!
Production is already worried about GG’s pot consumption. Last year on the reunion GG needed the medics and apparently she was just too high. That’s not good. Is that a thing? I’m not a pot person but I think I need to be to drink less booze. I’m ginormous from all the empty calories while I LITERALLY sit on the couch all day working on the site.
Even Reza admits he looks like a middle eastern gay dictator from the 70s. It’s true and apparently the look he was going for which takes all the fun out of making fun of it. Andy’s Farsi is hideous. They need to give him phonetics or just tell him to stick to English. Nema immediately comes for Mike saying he is obsessed with him. Wow. You go Nema!
Andy is going right in on Mike for his slutty ways. Mike says that he wasn’t feeling any reciprocation from Mona so he insulted her chipped nail polish. Mike and Nema fight. Mike was a dick to his sister. I can’t do a blow-by-blow of this because it would take twelve hours. Reza jumps in to give us the Cliff’s Notes. Mike was with Morgan for real and the Mona was brought on the show and she didn’t stroke his ego at all so he went back to Morgan who dumped him because he is a douchebag. Mike says he likes big boobs and big butts and Morgan is skinny. Mike is hot under the collar, literally, he keeps trying to air out his neck. Everyone says that Mona friendzoned Mike not the other way around. Nema says that Mike still texts Mona trying to get with her. Mike says he is not sexually attracted to her. Nema has steam coming out of the top of his head he hates Mike so much.
Adam and Tommy come to the couch after the break. Tommy says he is a lucky guy and MJ is the best. Adam says it can be hard to navigate all the friendships on the show. Adam says he was hurt that MJ didn’t ask him to be in the wedding. But he feels like he was more upset than he should have been. He overreacted a bit. They both say they have talked it out and moved on.
Tommy admits he was angry with MJ when he saw the footage from two trips where she said she would cheat on him. MJ says she apologized profusely and didn’t mean it and they are fine. They are very touchy feeling which I love to see.
Destiney lets it slip that GG’s ex is trying to take half of her money. Um, what money does she have? Her parents have supported her all her life and the pot business came after he bailed. Wait, was she talking about Mike going after his wife for half. Because at the end she pointed at Mike who said she has some sort of vendetta against her. I could TOTALLY see Mike trying to come for half of Jessica’s coins. OMG! Also, apparently in the break Mike had some sort of pants malfunction and Destiney said something about showing everyone his dick. Or Shoombaloo? I thought it was dool? I’m confused and the editing tonight is super fast and I am super laid back. I’m typing as fast as I can! 🙂
We have a segment where Reza and Adam are talking about serious problems in their marriage that led them into counseling with a potential for divorce. But Tommy is so Team Reza he can’t shut the fuck up and let them talk. Tommy’s main point is that Reza needed to feel appreciated which Adam was trying to say before he rudely barged in. Did Tommy not get the “How To Behave On The Reunion” speech from production? Randomly starting a fight is fine but if it doesn’t involve you don’t chime in on others time at least until after they get to tell their story! Also Adam is very self depreciating in this exchange saying he was busy with his own job (he actually produces TV shows for something or another) and goes to work like a normal person which may cut down on the time he has to literally lick Reza’s asshole. Reza says that the house was completed and they moved in and there was no gratitude from Adam whatsoever. Reza told Adam he wanted a divorce. They are working on the marriage more now but divorce is still on the table it seems. The day before filming was their third wedding anniversary.
Next we see of clip of Mike on WWHL where he insinuated that Reza and Adam’s relationship was open to other lovers. Like that is some shocking thing in the gay community or the straight community for that matter. Reza and Adam both deny they have invited someone into their marriage. Mike is being a full blown cunt tonight. AGAIN. Can we get rid of Mike PLEASE.
Somehow GG comes for Destiney saying she was not open with her relationships.
After the break MJ denies sleeping with Reza even though she did, and has admitted it in the past and Reza says it happened. Who gives a shit? This was decades ago and I mean who hasn’t had sex with a gay guy or two? I mean. Nevermind.
MJ is fighting with GG. It’s sad that MJ can’t get along with any other females. Reza is team MJ. GG also can’t get along with other females. Reza says that Shalom say GG is lying about everyone. Reza is taking Shalom’s side. GG says she is being sued by Shalom because of shit they have said. GG rightly feels betrayed and she is done and storms off the set. I have to say I would do the same. Shalom is trying to come for GG’s pocketbook!
Before the break Mike and others go in on GG for being a horrible person. Takes one to know one.
Reza tries to talk to GG before she changes and she blows him off. Nema, Mike and Reza talk trash about GG. Really Nema? You’ve gone to the dark side already?
GG and Destiney try to talk backstage. GG clearly feels that Destiney is trying to take her spot. I’ve heard some rumblings from my source about a controversial decision and I hope this is not it. We need GG. Basically, Golnesa is very hurt that the guys have gone behind her back and tried to get Shalom on the reunion and told him things that is making him sue her. She’s pissed. Destiney tells her to stay and get her side out there.
Meanwhile MJ and Tommy go to Vida’s dressing room to let her know they are pregnant before the announce it on TV. I have a feeling everyone already knew. But first another mother daughter fight that Tommy has to regulate.
Next week, Is Destiney gay? There was a comment tonight about her never having a boyfriend. The explosions continue faster than I can recap them.
I told you this would be a lot. Shah’s reunions never disappoint because there is a core group of real friends with conflicts.