Here we go. I am excited for this show even though it interrupts The Voice mid show. The Voice is really good this season!
Gina’s birdnesting seems to be going well. She is bringing the last few things to the Casita when it is Matt’s turn to feed the baby birds. I get this is not an idea that would work for everyone, but it is so much easier in the kids and I admire her willingness to do it. She has redone one of the playrooms to be Matt’s bedroom. Bravo. I hope this is something they can maintain. Her casita is adorable. Kelly drools over photos of Matt. He is hot. Other sites have posted his photo but I will not because he didn’t sign up to be on the show. The kids still have not been told about the divorce.
Tamra arrives at Vicki’s house with coffee for Vicki and when Steve answers the door she says if she had known he was home she would have brought him one as well. He says if it is after four he’s on cocktail hour. I like Steve.
Tamra goes to visit Vicki who looks HORRIBLE. Why do people do this to themselves? Despite Vicki looking like death warmed over, the show must go on and Tamra has to trash Gina to Vicki. She says Gina is fake and lying about Tamra saying Shannon is mentally ill.
Gina and Kelly talk about the gossip mill and Gina points out she never said anything to Shannon about Tamra being a bad friend. Gina says Shannon called her into her room privately to ask exactly what was being said because she is in the middle of a custody battle and she doesn’t want to lose her kids
child support. All of that is hogwash because the girls are old enough to decide where they want to live on their own.
The two surgery patients and Tamra are going to have a counter party with an old lady theme at the time of Gina’s birthday party. #Tacky.
Emily is having a party with a cup reader. I want to go! Gina and Tamra are together for the first time and Tamra is being cold. At the reading, Tamra is up first. The cup reader tells Tamra that she has a lot going on in her life and she has the right to do something for herself and perhaps divorce. WOW. I don’t mean to sound like a moron but these cup reading scenes always seem to me to sort of know *cough* production *cough* what is going on. Do you think Tamra would divorce Eddie? I don’t see this but I am not a Turkish coffee cup reader. Then she says they are not going to divorce but maybe just take some time apart.
She tells Emily she has a nice life and a nice family. Someone has given her many thing and she needs to repay her. She’s going to get news on the telephone soon.
She asks Gina if she really wants the divorce and then tells her she is going to sign the paper. She asks who besides Emily’s sister-in-law Shireen, (I like her!) who else has an SH name. They all say Shannon and she says that she needs help. She tells Gina to help her as soon as possible.
Meanwhile, Kelly and Michael attend Jolie’s play. Michael is there volunteering with the other moms. Kelly arrives in time for the show. There is definitely still chemistry between Kelly and Michael. Oh, look at them cuddling up! And we get to see some of the performance without the copyrighted songs from Oliver. Jolie did a great job and it looked like a great show!
Before Gina’s birthday party she went to her son’s game and then ducked out to film. Her son got the game ball and she feels very guilty for missing that event.
Vicki’s son stops by and he is not happy that she had another unnecessary surgery and did not even tell her kids. Kelly is the one who sent him a facetime of her stapled face. Vicki tells him not to tell Brianna. Brianna found out. Speaking of Brianna, she posted a very interesting photo yesterday of herself, her husband, her two boys and Donn. The caption was “my family.” She looked like she had lost a lot of weight and not in the good way, in the she looked sick and kind of a little bit held hostage way. I’m glad Donn is welcome on THE LAND to keep an eye on her because it doesn’t appear that Vicki is on the guest list for THE LAND anymore. I actually think that is why they moved. Vicki still has a life insurance policy on Donn. I mean I guess she paid into it and didn’t want to cancel it. I don’t see the problem there but I have a feeling y’all will. So let me know your thoughts.
I feel like I need a death box like Vicki. I’m not sure anyone would come looking for it except maybe my ladysitter. Eventually. lol.
It time for the dueling parties. Emily sets a beautiful table (lost art) for Gina’s birthday party at a restaurant. I love Emily. I miss setting the Christmas and Thanksgiving tables with my sister. It’s a sequined dress event and as someone just said the all look like disco balls. But in a good way. We also meet Tatiana Gina’s friend. I think she has been on before. Gina says she and Matt had phone sex on her birthday.
Meanwhile, at Vicki’s house, the old lady party has started. In typical old lady fashion it will focus on Shannon being constipated since the surgery. I’m not sure I can recap this. Le sigh. Tamra brought Vicki two casseroles. And some enemas. Apparently, Vicki doesn’t need one because anal with Steve did the trick. TOO MUCH INFORMATION! They are going to give Shannon an enema. I just can’t. Actually, I think Shannon might have given Tamra an enema. I am not paying much attention.
Tamra tells Kelly she is at Vicki’s and totally forgot about Gina’s party. Then she tells Shannon that Gina compared her to her mentally ill mother.
Wow next week is the season finale. I will miss this franchise. There are currently FOUR housewives shows airing at once thought so something needs to give. The finale event is a Femme Fatale party by Emily. She is hoping her mom will come. I hope she doesn’t because these bitches will all walk up to her and say, “So, Emily says you are mentally ill and were a bad mother…” Oh no, she does come. This will not end well. Gina tells Tamra that Shannon is telling her blatant lies.
Are y’all gonna miss the OGs of the OC?