I’m not expecting to much excitement out of this episode. Teresa has been interviewed several times this week and says a whole lot of nothing about Joe’s deportation.
Both Teresa and Dolores are wearing jumpsuits and Dolores went one step further up the suckup ladder with a side ponytail. Andy of course has them stand up and model for him. Teresa’s “jumpsuit: is all black sheer lace with a solid black shorts and bra ensemble underneath. Because she has not had sex in three years. Or so she wants you to believe. Teresa gets sluttier and sluttier looking every time I see her and her giant fish lips look terrible.
Andy gushes about how great RHONJ is this season. I think Andy really cares about Teresa and feels bad that the show opened them up to scrutiny of their criminal behavior and wants to keep getting her pay checks for as long as possible. Nobody thought that last night’s episode was great.
Andy starts right off asking about Joe. Stupid questions. When is the appeal? It’s already been filed. How did the girls take the news? How the hell do you think they took it? Were you surprised about the deportation decision? She and Andy were both very surprised. Because they are morons. The ICE retainer was in place as soon as he went to prison and everyone who understands how those work knew he was going to be deported back then.
Andy finally asks a good question, “How often do you visit Joe?” Teresa says, “Well work comes first, then the girls activities, and then after that he’s next.” The real answer is she has not been to see him since he was moved from Fort Dix and even then she rarely went. But Andy wants to answer the question for her by saying , “So once a month then?” And she’s all sure! Let’s go with that.
Then Andy, the idiot suggests she reach out to her friend Donald Trump and ask for a pardon. Because working on a reality game show with someone make you their BFF. Trump was on the film site long enough to do an intro for a handful of the shows and then come back and fire someone. In between he would behavior inappropriately with the females he found attractive and say racist things to the black men on the show. But Teresa was not even on his radar. She did chat up Ivanka a couple of times and reached out to her for a letter for Joe prior to sentencing from Trump and that request was denied because they do not know Joe Giudice. Teresa is trying to evade the constant badgering by Andy who doesn’t seem to grasp any of this and Andy just goes on and on. Teresa keeps saying if he wants to reach out that would be great but she is not initiating any contact. Andy just keeps right on babbling.
Next Andy turns to Dolores to talk about her ex-husbands crimes. I was sent all kinds of court documents today. I feel like I have read more court cases today than a paralegal. Some of them were about Frank. They were very interesting. While Dolores doesn’t really say what Frank did to get disbarred on the show, public records show that she took a total of $25K out of an escrow account that belonged to one of his clients. The money was needed for payroll for his fitness center. Interestingly enough, the document stated the partner’s name in the fitness center and it was not Dolores. She claims she owns half of the fitness center but if she does she must have bought out the part after Frank’s disbarment. And that would have been finalized after filming last year. This is a very shady situation.
Frank is there in the audience. Andy does a poll question “Can Dolores trust Frank?” Overwhelmingly the answer was no. Dolores says she trusts Frank. Dolores claims she didn’t find out until the day after the reunion filmed last season. Andy asked her then if he was disbarred and she said no.
They show a clip of next week and it’s a scene of Teresa and Joe arguing and cursing each other about Joe not spending time with his father at Easter dinner. Gia is in the middle of it. I guarantee next week everyone will be speculating on the bruise on Gia’s arm. It looks like a thumb print.
Teresa denies getting fillers. She says she just does Botox. She has chipmunk cheeks that she hasn’t had before. Then she admits to the giant lip injections.
Teresa and Kelly Dodd hang out a lot. Teresa says that the housewife she would most want to come back is Dina and the one she doesn’t want back is Jacqueline. Andy asks about Caroline. Teresa says no she definitely does not want Caroline back either. Andy wants Caroline back. I think they ask her every year. They haven’t met her price yet.
Nobody believes that Melissa Gorga is the primary bread-winner of the family. Joe is always working.
Teresa’s explanation about asking Luann what it was like getting divorced on TV was nonsensical. She couldn’t find the right lie. It is very interesting that Andy asked about her not have sex in a very long time. I am the only site that ran that story. #HiAndysTeam He was going to ask about divorce and somehow went off on that tangent instead. Teresa says it has been two years and seven months. Dolores says something about kissing him at the prison which apparently she can do and Teresa then basically admits she never goes there because she doesn’t like the room and the people there.
They seem fine with both of the new housewives. Now I have ten minutes of after show to watch.
The aftershow was mostly one crazy Teresa fan calling in. It was hysterical. The only new information we got that Teresa just had her boobs done. She sure does have plenty of money to spend lately.