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#WWHL With Teresa Giudice And Dolores Catania

November 8, 2018 by tamaratattles 42 Comments

I’m not expecting to much excitement out of this episode. Teresa has been interviewed several times this week and says a whole lot of nothing about Joe’s deportation.

Both Teresa and Dolores are wearing jumpsuits and Dolores went one step further up the suckup ladder with a side ponytail. Andy of course has them stand up and model for him. Teresa’s “jumpsuit: is all black sheer lace with a solid black shorts and bra ensemble underneath. Because she has not had sex in three years. Or so she wants you to believe. Teresa gets sluttier and sluttier looking every time I see her and her giant fish lips look terrible.

Andy gushes about how great RHONJ is this season. I think Andy really cares about Teresa and feels bad that the show opened them up to scrutiny of their criminal behavior and wants to keep getting her pay checks for as long as possible. Nobody thought that last night’s episode was great. 

Andy starts right off asking about Joe. Stupid questions. When is the appeal? It’s already been filed. How did the girls take the news? How the hell do you think they took it? Were you surprised about the deportation decision? She and Andy were both very surprised. Because they are morons. The ICE retainer was in place as soon as he went to prison and everyone who understands how those work knew he was going to be deported back then.

Andy finally asks a good question, “How often do you visit Joe?”  Teresa says, “Well work comes first, then the girls activities, and then after that he’s next.” The real answer is she has not been to see him since he was moved from Fort Dix and even then she rarely went.  But Andy wants to answer the question for her by saying , “So once a month then?”  And she’s all sure! Let’s go with that.

Then Andy, the idiot suggests she reach out to her friend Donald Trump and ask for a pardon. Because working on a reality game show with someone make you their BFF. Trump was on the film site long enough to do an intro for a handful of the shows and then come back and fire someone. In between he would behavior inappropriately with the females he found attractive and say racist things to the black men on the show. But Teresa was not even on his radar. She did chat up Ivanka a couple of times and reached out to her for a letter for Joe prior to sentencing from Trump and that request was denied because they do not know Joe Giudice. Teresa is trying to evade the constant badgering by Andy who doesn’t seem to grasp any of this and Andy just goes on and on. Teresa keeps saying if he wants to reach out that would be great but she is not initiating any contact. Andy just keeps right on babbling.

Next Andy turns to Dolores to talk about her ex-husbands crimes. I was sent all kinds of court documents today. I feel like I have read more court cases today than a paralegal. Some of them were about Frank. They were very interesting. While Dolores doesn’t really say what Frank did to get disbarred on the show, public records show that she took a total of $25K out of an escrow account that belonged to one of his clients. The money was needed for payroll for his fitness center. Interestingly enough, the document stated the partner’s name in the fitness center and it was not Dolores. She claims she owns half of the fitness center but if she does she must have bought out the part after Frank’s disbarment. And that would have been finalized after filming last year. This is a very shady situation.

Frank is there in the audience. Andy does a poll question “Can Dolores trust Frank?” Overwhelmingly the answer was no. Dolores says she trusts Frank. Dolores claims she didn’t find out until the day after the reunion filmed last season. Andy asked her then if he was disbarred and she said no.

They show a clip of next week and it’s a scene of Teresa and Joe arguing and cursing each other about Joe not spending time with his father at Easter dinner. Gia is in the middle of it. I guarantee next week everyone will be speculating on the bruise on Gia’s arm. It looks like a thumb print.

Teresa denies getting fillers. She says she just does Botox. She has chipmunk cheeks that she hasn’t had before. Then she admits to the giant lip injections.

Teresa and Kelly Dodd hang out a lot. Teresa says that the housewife she would most want to come back is Dina and the one she doesn’t want back is Jacqueline. Andy asks about Caroline. Teresa says no she definitely does not want Caroline back either. Andy wants Caroline back. I think they ask her every year. They haven’t met her price yet.

Nobody believes that Melissa Gorga is the primary bread-winner of the family. Joe is always working.

Teresa’s explanation about asking Luann what it was like getting divorced on TV was nonsensical. She couldn’t find the right lie. It is very interesting that Andy asked about her not have sex in a very long time. I am the only site that ran that story. #HiAndysTeam He was going to ask about divorce and somehow went off on that tangent instead. Teresa says it has been two years and seven months. Dolores says something about kissing him at the prison which apparently she can do and Teresa then basically admits she never goes there because she doesn’t like the room and the people there.

They seem fine with both of the new housewives. Now I have ten minutes of after show to watch.

The aftershow was mostly one crazy Teresa fan calling in. It was hysterical. The only new information we got that Teresa just had her boobs done. She sure does have plenty of money to spend lately.

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL Tagged With: Deportation, Dolores Catania, Entertainment News, Joe Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL

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  1. Erica says

    November 8, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    The Trump talk was TOTALLY for the Radio Andy- Andy Live listeners… whenever the situation with Joe comes up, he and his radio partner (and former boyfriend and former WWHL staff) John Hill have talked about about how Teresa used to say how she knew Donald Trump, etc. and someone always calls in and asks if she had tried to contact him (Andy didn’t know if she had the last time I heard this, but I don’t always listen to it).

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  2. LA_in_KY says

    November 8, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    Teresa’s face looks weird. Her lips and cheeks are so big and she has on so much eye make up that you can barely tell she has actual eyeballs.

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    • 8isEnough says

      November 8, 2018 at 8:12 pm

      I thought she looked terrible! Her face looked all weird and wonky! At first I thought it was too much botox but her eyes looked strange too.

      Reply
      • Jess says

        November 9, 2018 at 1:22 pm

        She DOES look terrible! You can hardly see her eyes now. Why lie about the surgery when it’s so obvious (and so, sooo bad?!)

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    • Pam says

      November 9, 2018 at 7:18 am

      Bingo! I was thinking that same thing. She looks rediculous.

      Reply
  3. SabrinaToo says

    November 8, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    The shorter hair looks good on Teresa. That is all.

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    • BeetsWhy says

      November 8, 2018 at 10:01 pm

      It looks better on ANYONE that embraced the mile-long extension phase…

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      • Naomi says

        November 9, 2018 at 11:45 am

        Is that look over yet? Please??
        Seems like almost all of the RHONJ and RHOD ladies have them down to their waists! Many on BH too. Ridiculous!

        I think middle age women look younger when their hair isn’t THAT long. The New York cast style their hair nicely, for the most part. I don’t care for sonja’s new extensions…she looked more sophisticated with shorter hair. And ramona’s old extensions were a joke!

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  4. LMD says

    November 8, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    For some crazy reason – I like these 2!!?? Teresa is soooo bad – she is good!!!

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    • Marc says

      November 8, 2018 at 10:24 pm

      I am crazy too. I love Tre & Dolores!

      Reply
  5. HollyIneedAHobby says

    November 8, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    I said it on the NJ recap, and I’ll say it again… Tre looks like Lamb Chop. She needs to CHILL on the lashes and lips.

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    • Nanette says

      November 8, 2018 at 10:50 pm

      I thought Lambchop too! Only Lambchop was cute.

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    • Perturbed says

      November 8, 2018 at 11:36 pm

      That’s exactly what I thought! Someone should produce a side-by-side comparison of her next to Lambchop lol! The huge contorted cheeks made her eyes disappear so you could only see her 3 giant sets of fake eyelashes-no eyes. She also had so much injected into her lips that it ripped the skin open-so grotesque. The majority of WWHL viewers were also horrified on Twitter last night.

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    • Pam says

      November 9, 2018 at 7:19 am

      OMG! You’re right! She looks awful.

      Reply
    • Naomi says

      November 9, 2018 at 11:46 am

      Funny but true!!

      Reply
    • SJU says

      November 9, 2018 at 2:07 pm

      Lol

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  6. Maureen M. says

    November 8, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    Is everyone on that show a criminal? WTF…and work does Teresa do besides housewives ? None of these people know what honest work is!

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    • Nanette says

      November 8, 2018 at 10:52 pm

      Don’t you remember … she’s a cookbook author. And her cookware looks like it came from the Dollar Tree — back in 1960. And that cheapo fork. But her plates are each $300+.

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  7. DillyDilly says

    November 9, 2018 at 12:00 am

    Teresa is 46 years old! Why would she want to body build and turn herself into a man now? What’s goin’ on?

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    • Flo says

      November 9, 2018 at 2:57 am

      Borrowing a story arc from Tamra.

      Reply
  8. Amanda says

    November 9, 2018 at 12:49 am

    All I’m able to do is ask what plastic surgeon would inject that much filler into one face??? And the Lambchop comments are spot on!

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  9. Kinkerbelle says

    November 9, 2018 at 2:27 am

    She’s trash. Fucking stupid and a liar and thief. The money she cheated the government out of was ours. I hope they’re all thrown out of the country. She and that fat ass she thinks is so juicy. The troll. Didn’t one of the kids call their dad a troll? Wiser words were never spoken, not by one of them. Gross. I can’t stand her.

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  10. Bem says

    November 9, 2018 at 10:35 am

    That’s a classic cheerleading bruise on Gia’s arm 🙂 Being a base or backspot can leave nasty bicep bruises if you’re catching a flyer who gets you with their elbow.

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  11. BeeSmart says

    November 9, 2018 at 10:53 am

    So let me get this straight. Kenya got fired from Atlanta because she wasn’t being truthful with her story?
    Teresa can lie about everything and still be on NJ, not only on it but the “lead” housewife? Am I getting that right?

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    • Naomi says

      November 9, 2018 at 11:57 am

      I don’t watch Atlanta, but I agree. Teresa has been lying for years. And how many jobs has Joe Gorga had since he and melissa were cast? He bought a garbage truck, opened a pizza place for his dad and a boutique for melissa? Are any of these legit ongoing businesses?
      How did vicki from OC keep her job after the Brooks con job and selling cancer juice?
      I’m sure I’m missing much more of these HWs and their nonsense.
      Curious…Was Kenya genuinely liked by the RHOA fans?

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      • BeeSmart says

        November 9, 2018 at 2:17 pm

        I totally forgot about the garbage truck, too funny. I think Melissa really has the store but I think the restaurant is gone.

        I am no fan of Kenya’s but I think she did bring something to the show.

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        • Naomi says

          November 9, 2018 at 3:47 pm

          Thanks! I read a lot of polarizing comments about her. I thought Bravo loves those kinds of people!

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 10, 2018 at 1:57 am

      Yes, dumbass, because getting married to a man who doesn’t want to be on the show IS A HUGE CRIME while shoving the jackass host of the reunion into his seat and committing multiple felonies on camera is great.

      Also that Kenya bitch allowed herself to be assaulted on a reunion show and was LITERALLY DRAGGED. Totally her fault as well.

      How do you not get this? One is a felon who did hard time for crimes that happened DURING FILMING and the other is the second black Miss USA who can actually afford to redo a house in Atlanta and secretly got married.

      Don’t be stupid. It’s FELONS BY BRAVO

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  12. Jess says

    November 9, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    As a law school graduate, the #1 thing you are taught, and beat over the head with, in ethics class is that you ABSOLUTELY NEVER “BORROW”/TAKE/STEAL/LEND YOURSELF MONEY FROM CLIENTS! It’s a no questions asked disbarment and potential lawsuit. This is so, so bad.

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    • Naomi says

      November 9, 2018 at 3:44 pm

      Hi Jess,
      The number #1 thing you learned in law school about taking/lending/stealing/borrowing seems like common sense. Or something you learn in Sunday School, at home, or in kindergarten.
      Dolores was recently on Amy Phillips’ Radio Andy show, and she had some innocent explanation for this. I appreciate your statement; sounds like dolores learned the “playing dumb” trick from teresa!

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      • Perturbed says

        November 9, 2018 at 6:44 pm

        Yes’ you would think that’s just common decency, but Jess is right. It’s a big deal and Frank deserved to be disbarred. Personally, I’d never trust this juicehead with my money or legal affairs! He doesn’t seem mentally competent – probably paid someone to take the bar for him lol!

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  13. SJU says

    November 9, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    I’m glad she admitted to the lips as I’d kept looking at her and wondering what was wrong with her face?

    One of the first things you learn in ethics class in law school has to do with client funds. Guess he skipped that day.

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  14. Brian says

    November 9, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    She just got her boobs done but didn’t even pay for the first boob job. That plastic surgeon was one of the creditors that sued her in the bankruptcy.

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  15. Superfly says

    November 9, 2018 at 9:19 pm

    So does Tre go to the same doc as KZ? She looks awful! If she is going to have 50 pounds of eyelashes, giant clown lips and blowfish cheeks she should maybe look into threading her forehead for balance. Why do these broads think they look good like this? YIKES! Her latest lover must be paying for this shit.

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    • Cara says

      November 9, 2018 at 10:04 pm

      As a fan of elective beauty treatments, I gotta say…
      -Teresa didn’t like her flat chest as she said early on, and her first boob job was pretty ok. Brandi Glanville actually had it right when she got ‘B’ implants. Bigger is not better. Think about proportion, ladies!
      -Remember what you looked like when you felt your best, then temper that with how close to that you can realistically look with some help from facelift, fillers, and botox. You’re not going to look like your sophomore yearbook photo again, ever.
      -If you try to, you’re going down a road you won’t be able to navigate.
      -You may not have realized it yet, but you probably looked your best when you were older than you think. When you felt confident–maybe in your 40s, 50s, or 60s–that’s when we are most confident inside, right?. So if you use fillers, botox, or go for surgery, you should think about yourself in those terms.
      -None of it lasts. You’re just buying time. Getting bigger, more, more, more, more makes you look like a cartoon. That’s why your surgeon/dermo takes “before” photos. Remember to look at those “before” photos and count your blessings.
      -Golfballs are not cheeks. Just stop it. A little filler along the cheekbone is fine.
      -Don’t forget your neck, if you care (others care less than you do)
      -After you use your Retin-A on your face, rub the rest of it on the back of your hands and don’t wash them until morning
      -Catherine DeNeuve.
      -I rest my case

      Says she whose breast lift and reduction is beginning to sag again. My facelift is holding up for now, but at 57 I’m not trying to pass for 37.

      I would NEVER have done any facial surgery before I was 50. And I didn’t let them touch my eyes (medicare will pay for that if I need it someday in order to SEE), because how else would you know what I think of you when I’m looking at you? And also, my huge nose is my trademark. Nobody’s touching that.

      Would love to hear from those who have had lip enhancement. A lip pencil works for me, for now.

      It’s ok to age and look like a grownup. I did the facelift during what Dear TT calls “the crazy” and I’m not sure it made me relevant at all.

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  16. Lo says

    November 9, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    I used to not understand WHY women would have face lifts etc., but the older I get, the more I understand how hard it is to feel young, then look in the mirror and realize I’m getting old. (and I swear the mirror in my bathroom is a trick mirror because I feel like I look like my old self and then I’ll go shopping somewhere and catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror and think–who IS that?) It’s sobering and a little sad and then I just kind of tell myself that if we’re lucky, we all get older and have to accept the changes that getting older requires. I’m not as judgemental now about others having work done because when your beauty fades it does feel like such a huge loss (superficial, but still big in a world where youthful beauty is so valued).

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 10, 2018 at 2:09 am

      What color is your bathroom? I took have a bathroom mirror that makes me look FANTASTIC. And then I leave that room and, it ain’t pretty. It’s got old school tiles in a Tiffany blue. It’s the only place I like looking in the mirror.

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  17. EnglishRose says

    November 10, 2018 at 12:24 am

    I’ve been wracking my brain to remember who it is I think Teresa looks like now and it suddenly came to me. Ellen Barkin, or Renee Zellweger at the height of her changes from the disastrous face lift.

    I also used to be one of those who thought face lifts, etc., were the height of insecurity and vanity. HOWEVER, as I’ve become more and more ancient, I think quite differently. If you have the money to get it done, and the brains to pick a surgeon who won’t make you look identical to every other woman your age, I think it would be such a morale booster. I’d love to look younger, but I stopped breathing under anaethesia years ago (while having additional surgery after complications from having my gall bladder removed) and spent days in ICU, and so I’m really leery about having any type of selective surgery done. It’s not unheard of for older people to die after plastic surgery, so I guess I’m stuck with my turkey neck and wrinkles. I think Teresa will look better as time goes on and everything relaxes, but, most importantly of all, I hope she’s happy with the results and not regretting anything.

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    • Angeline says

      November 10, 2018 at 4:30 pm

      There was a muppet character called Janice who must be Teresa’s inspiration. Someone upthread suggested Lambchop. Both worthy comparisons. Bless her, she must be horribly insecure.

      Teresa did an interview with a women’s magazine in which she copped to spending over $22 grand per annum on beauty treatments. I can’t imagine that was recommended by her attorney. Also she carries a YSL bag that retails for just under $10,000 USD. It’s insane to me the spending she flaunts openly. Doesn’t she still have 4 children’s education to pay for? No doubt we will hear about her concerns about saving up for college this season. Not my circus; not my monkeys, but it does vex me.

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      • tamaratattles says

        November 10, 2018 at 5:23 pm

        It irks me to no end. I try to calm myself by saying that the RHONJ are probably going to be in the dumpster this season and perhaps this franchise will end soon. Since she spends every dollar as soon as it comes in, she will be dead broke shortly thereafter and may have to rent a small apartment and work as a Waffle House waitress.

        At least, on e can hope.

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        • Lucy says

          November 11, 2018 at 7:43 am

          From your lips to God’s ears , I stoped watching this shit show when the felon got to keep her spot on the show , sounds boring as hell and I don’t understand how it is still drawing viewers . The dumbing down of America .

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  18. Lb says

    November 10, 2018 at 9:15 pm

    They’re called fun house mirrors & can be found at the carnival. I have one in every room. Wish I had one for my car. Checked my face for “anything” before going into store. And there was a black hair upper lip. Since it didn’t wipe off, must have been there all day. We had been appliance shopping. I start freaking out & turn to my husband screaming “look, look !! He goes “yeah I saw it”. Ass hole. Why don’t men think women want to know these things ?? Course telling them 50 times there’s something in their nose doesn’t phase them.

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