Good evening y’all! I hope you all are adjusting to the time change with Dallas and that you’re here with me! Jersey is a great lead-in so I hope it brings good things for our Dallas crew. The ladies arrive in Copenhagen and they start the trip drinking in the bus that’s bringing them to the hotel. Kam had taken a sleeping pill on the plane, so she’s super chill and spilling champagne all over D’Andra. They arrive at the hotel where they are literally greeted with alcohol. This should end really well! They are staying in the penthouse suite which is nice but seems small. The stairs give me anxiety as they are small blocks that act as stairs? Everyone gets ready for dinner and what’s refreshing is that they are getting themselves ready-not a glam squad to be seen. Brandi and Steph talk and Brandi tells Steph that she’s drinking excessively in order to make LeeAnne call her an alcoholic to her face, instead of actually asking LeeAnne if/why she said it. I’m gonna let y’all take that on in the comments because I should stay as neutral as possible…even with something as stupid as that cockamamey “idea.”
They go to dinner in the hotel and poor Steph is having a hard time at the fancy restaurant they’re dining in. I am with her and surprisingly Kam is as well-they don’t understand the menu and don’t know what the food actually is. Brandi drinks a lot and baits LeeAnne right away, but LeeAnne isn’t biting – yet. The food is served and it’s lots of little pieces that might be raw? I hope Tamara watches this because she’s super sophisticated and probably knows what all this is and can explain it to this dumb sloth! Haha. They are served a shot that is very strong and Brandi has at least 4 of them. Plus wine. And any alcohol she can get her hands on. Steph is concerned that Brandi is only making herself look bad with this “plan”. Cary asks how the wedding planning is going and LeeAnne said it was going well. D’Andra gets defensive when Kam asks why she didn’t go dress shopping and they immediately start arguing. Kam asks if the anger D’Andra is expressing is the way Mama Dee yells are her? Oh snap!!! So they continue to argue then Kam leaves. D’Andra looks so proud and I’m just still really confused as to why D’Andra is so angry, and why she takes pride in public fighting with a friend.
Brandi is upset that her “plan” is ruined and that it’s not all about her. D’Andra and Kam meet in the elevator and continue arguing over who attacked who. Cary is trying to get these screaming women in the elevator to take the screaming upstairs. Kam cries and says that she would never hurt D’Andra. LeeAnne tries to counsel D’Andra to be calm when speaking to Kam and D’Andra snaps that LeeAnne has been zen for 6 months, which D’Andra then denies was an insult. LeeAnne tries to get across to D’Andra that she’s not always right. Kam continues to cry in the bedroom and they all end up convening there. D’Andra comes in and tells Kam that she’s hurt that she told her mother in law about D’Andra’s actions on the Beaver Creek trip. LeeAnne sticks up for Kam and D’Andra has enough and tells LeeAnne to shut up. LeeAnne stands up and says she doesn’t have to and D’Andra pokes (or kind of shoves?) LeeAnne. LeeAnne winds up and looks like she’ll punch D’Andra for a second but thankfully Cary took her arm and she sits down. In the words of Ron Burgundy: that escalated quickly.
Brandi separates them and LeeAnne leaves the room. LeeAnne’s weave and panty liner are exhausted by D’Andra’s behavior. Brandi wants the fight to continue and is sad when it’s over. Because, awful person. The next day the ladies wake up and get themselves ready again-I’m loving this no glam squad trip. Brandi is super hungover and Steph is laughing at her stupid “plan”. Kam and LeeAnne rehash the fight and they think D’Andra is possessed. The ladies take separate excursions: D’Andra and Cary go to a cooking lesson, LeeAnne, Kam, Steph and Brandi go to a brewery. Cary and D’Andra will learn how to make Danish which looks yummy! The brew ladies discuss the fight,and LeeAnne cries that she’s most upset she got to the point where she wanted to get physical. LeeAnne is proud of herself and the way she’s held her temper and doesn’t want to go backwards. Cary and D’Andra talk about the fight as well and D’Andra feels tag teamed with Kam and LeeAnne.
They all go back to the hotel to get ready for Cary’s cousin Camilla’s album release. Cary is nervous to see her family again but they seem so warm and loving so she’s visibly at ease. Camilla and her husband perform and it’s sort of indie-cool music. Camilla has a great voice and it’s very well received by the crowd. The ladies go back to the hotel again for drinks and Cary is so happy to reconnect with her family. Brandi sees the calmness then takes the opportunity to confront LeeAnne about the alcoholic comment. Poor Cary and poor peaceful Denmarkian’s at this hotel.
LeeAnne doesn’t recall using the word “alcoholic” to Mama Dee, which she didn’t. But she did use it to Cary, who calls her out on it. LeeAnne apologizes to her and Brandi confesses to using alcohol to cope with emotional issues with Bryan. Brandi cries and leaves. LeeAnne doesn’t think Brandi is an alcoholic but does think she’s a drunk.
Next week: we get some tourist shots and Brandi and LeeAnne argue. I can’t wait to read the comments to see what y’all think-see you next week!!