I’m two episodes behind on this show so I am going to try to catch up now in an attempt to pry myself away from election coverage. I don’t know why we have two Bravo shows on election night. They will probably do really well for people looking for absolutely anything else to watch.
Why is Mackenzie on my TV? Ryan’s parents want to get Bentley into private school. Ryan’s mom says Ryan has money put away for this purpose. Does that sound like Ryan to you? In fact, all of the children on these shows have education funds separate from their parents earnings for college. Ryan has nothing to do with that. In real time, Maci just bought a VERY nice house in Tennessee. I wonder if she moved farther away from Ryan’s grandparents? Later, when Bentley spends a weekend with his grandparents they encourage him to visit the private school. Bentley tells Maci he wants to go to private school and she explains how expensive private school is.
Maci talks to Taylor about Jen and Larry pushing private school on Bentley. It’s a lot of money and if they start it with Bentley, then the other kids are going to have the same expectation.
Ryan has gone into an intensive 90 day rehab. Mackenzie and his parents make it seem like he is very positive and optimistic about treatment. He will miss the birth of the baby. They need to tell Bentley.
Oh for fucksake! Can’t Tyler ever have a few days where no one is on drugs on in rehab in his immediate family? Now his sister has gone off some sort of drug fueled rampage and torn up Catelynn and Tyler’s old house. They have thrown her off the property and she is not happy about it.
When Tyler goes to see the damage to the house there is all manner of crap in the yard, a fire pit in the back yard next to a pile of old tires, and a sign on the door stating that the house is uninhabitable. There is also a large broken window. This is going to be expensive to fix.
Nova wants to only have Catelynn give her a bath and tend to her and is throwing a flinger because Tyler wants to do it. Nova’s attitude makes perfect sense to me, her mother leaves for long periods of time and she wants all the time she can get with her before she takes off again. But for some reason, probably because it is Carly’s birthday, everyone is kind of pissy and Tyler doesn’t want to reward her tantrum.
Carly is 9 now it seems she is starting to figure out who she is and that Tyler and Catelynn are on Teen Mom. It sounds like she is having a difficult time with it. Her parents don’t want Tyler and Catelynn to visit for a while. I can understand that. But Tyler, this is the one thing that sends him into a rage. It is his hot button. He feels like he should be able to see Carly whenever he wants.
Bristol seems to think she is already divorced. I’m not so sure about that. She’s found a new place to live and is packing up all of her stuff. She seems to think everything is her stuff.
I hate these conversations with Dakota. Bristol has purchased tickets for the girls to go with her to Alaska for her sister’s wedding. The wedding is on Dakota’s week. And here we go… Even when they agree on stuff they bicker.
Later, Dakota throws out the first pitch at a minor league game. It went straight over the plate. They also announce him as a war hero. He tells his friend later it makes him uncomfortable when he gets recognition because he is a failure. He needs some intense therapy and his self image breaks my cold black heart. He also feels like a failure because of the divorce.
Dakota called Bristol late at night to let her know his house in Kentucky was broken into and it was “the stalker.” The stalker is some mental case that has been threatening and harassing the Palins ever since Sarah ran for Vice President. That is just awful. Maybe he will get locked up for good now. I am amazed Dakota didn’t shoot him. It sounds like Dakota might not have been home. He was on the surveillance video. He may still be on the loose. Yep he is. Dakota calls with an update to say that the local police, the FBI and the Secret Service are involved and hunting for the stalker. They fight about how to prepare for the stalker.
Apparently, Cory and Cheyenne’s baby has some rare disease and it is time for her to get a check-up. It sounds like she is improving a bit.
Zach and Cheyenne had another huge fight. Zach’s mouth got reckless and he has some kissing up to do. After a few days apart he stops by her place to talk. The conversation was awkward and I don’t think Cheyenne knows what she wants. She should probably just get with Cory, who seems shockingly responsible, and make it a family. Instead, she tells Cory than she got back together with Zach. Cory says he feels like during the time that they were broken up, the bond between him and their daughter got stronger.
I almost did a post on Amber last night. She’s losing her mind on Twitter again and talking about quitting Teen Mom. Apparently after the most recent episode, it seems like people were commenting on how lazy she is.
The party continues at Amber’s AirBnB in LA. Now that Leah and Gary and that family is gone, she flew in her brother and his wife(?) and kid.
Apparently, Andrew’s parents don’t want to be filmed for the show. Amber mentioned that they were visiting with his family.
On the way back from LA Amber and Andrew want to stop by and see Leah before heading to the house. This doesn’t seem like an Amber Idea to me. It sounds like production telling them to stop by the house because something is going down.
What is going on is that Gary’s wife had an ectopic pregnancy. She had her tubes tied and the fetus developed in her Fallopian tube. My brain is trying to figure out how this works. I’ve decided I really don’t want to think about it. Especially because when Christina and Gary tell Amber about it we find out that she heard the baby’s heartbeat. Amber says she never told anyone but she had a miscarriage when she was with Matt.
Ah, Amber continues to talk about her miscarriage to the cameras. She seems to be making Christina’s miscarriage about her. Also, Andrew seems to always have the baby. This must be what all the backlash is about.
Literally four people on this episode shared sad stories about miscarriages. UGH. Can I just send blanket sympathies to any of you who have miscarried and skip the comments with all the sad stories? Please? Thank you.