I’m not particularly in the mood for this tonight, but I need a break from the nerve-wracking election results.
We start with Ashton grumbling about having to go fishing with no sleep particularly since Rhylee is the fisherman and Chandler is the dumbass. Jesus. Chandler doesn’t know a thing about fishing and neither does Ashton. What could possibly go wrong? Good Lord he doesn’t even slow down the boat let alone stop in a cove somewhere. The rods are literally going to fly of the boat. Captain Lee is mad that Chandler didn’t report that they were leaving or where the hell they were going on when they are coming back. Captain Lee is PISSED.
On the lunch outing Chandler is a huge fucknut, again. While the deckhands set up the beach for lunch, the guests are swimming with stingrays and sharks. Caroline continues to complain about her painful foot. It’s getting worse not better. Chef Adrian made a gorgeous sushi lunch.
Back on the big boat, Captain Lee discovers that the Jacuzzi hose was never shut off and the whole crew headed off to the beach. The Jacuzzi “mishap” was totally scripted and even set up with foreshadowing. There has been a lot of that this episode. I’m starting to wonder if Chandler is really this dumb. Then I remember that Caroline really is crazy. And the crazy is getting worse. She bought a burner phone so that people could call her directly and put the number on Twitter. I presume this was to discuss all of the fakery.
In the middle of trying to get the guests back to the boat before the bottom falls out of the sky and quickly trying to pack up, Kate has one thing on her mind. “Where’s the Don Julio?” Too late, Kate. One of the guests already guzzled it.
Caroline freaks out when the guests order drinks from the Jacuzzi. Because Caroline doesn’t know how to make any of the drinks. Production did tell them to make the orders difficult though. One girl ordered water. She should at least be able to pour a glass of water. Super nice Kate is back this episode and it is so much more frightening than evil to your face, Kate.
It’s time for Chandler’s ass whooping, brought to you by CORE water. Chandler acts like he is way too busy to do his job. It seems to interfere with his napping schedule. Since shit rolls downhill, Chandler goes to bitch at the deck crew.
Meanwhile the primary couple has sex in the crow’s nest. And the entire staff that is not sleeping, like Chandler, watches from the security cam. Kate informs us she is not that into it. I told y’all it was a tiny condom. The next morning the guests walk the plank. Not really, but they should have. The phone obsession was driving me crazy.
Captain Lee’s tip meeting is very mild. He barely mentioned communication problems and then said overall it was a decent trip. Really? Did you forget the primary narrative was “shit show” and “Chandler is a fuckwit?” Because I am starting to think Chandler is not going to get demoted this episode.
Chandler starts accusing Rhylee of not doing her job properly. Dude, the reason she has such a smart mouth is because she is doing her job and yours too! How can you be so cranky when you get so many naps each day?
Caroline went to the doctor again and they don’t know what it is but told her to stay off her foot for two days. On Twitter during meltdown 34 subsection P, she said it was necrosis. That pretty much means something is dying and so we’ve come full circle now to “we need a foot amputation, STAT!”
On shore leave, Ashton tries to get Chandler to not be such a dick to Rhylee. He literally says he’s not willing to do that. The van rides back had Rhylee in Ross in one van and the rest of the drunks in the back seat of the other van all together. Rhylee and Ross are the two that get it on in the van? Drunk Ashton goes to Rhylee for a hookup and she turns him down by saying, “I can’t be quiet.”
Caroline is sort of wanting around the boat. I’m not sure if she is drunk or what. It’s hard to tell with her. Kate escorts her to a guest room and tells her not to come out for two days. She gives her an iPad sort of thing she can use if she needs things. She tells her she has two days to get better.
Next week, the deck hands fuck up again and Captain Lee is pissed. Oh and there are CHILDREN on the boat for the first time. That should be interesting.