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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Teresa Giudice Hasn’t Had Sex In Almost Three Years

Teresa Giudice Hasn’t Had Sex In Almost Three Years

November 5, 2018 by tamaratattles 65 Comments


And she is not going to divorce Joe and is doing all she can to keep him from being deported. Yet she never has time to go see him in prison but she has plenty of time fly all over the place to vacation and have fun. I wonder who she is doing that with? It is not her “doortuhs.”

And you know, they are going to fight this. She was also pissed that the brother told the oldest one the truth.

I mean, that makes sense right? This photo doesn’t look like she is sending a message at all. Right? She is just promoting the show, right?

I kept telling y’all to listen to Caroline Manzo, but nooooo you never did. This was the plan all along.

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice Tagged With: Entertainment News, Joe Giudice, Joe Giudice Sentenced to 41 months, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa and Joe Giudice, Teresa Giudice

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  1. atdleft says

    November 5, 2018 at 6:40 am

    Well, I did. And frankly, I still miss Caroline as a much needed voice of reason on RHONJ (though I totally understand why doesn’t want to return).

    I don’t think Teresa is some kind of monster, and I can even understand how “Juicy Joe” could have led the way in producing all the false documents. But so long as she continues to refuse to take accountability for any of her actions, it’s hard for me to have all that much sympathy for her.

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 5, 2018 at 6:43 am

      Yeah, Teresa was totally aware of what they did.

      And she is going to leave him out to hang and is ALLEGEDLY already lined up the next mark which she will keep on the side so her kids don’t know, IN MY OPINION.

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      • atdleft says

        November 5, 2018 at 6:50 am

        And next time anyone on the show tries to talk some sense to her, she’ll yell, “Do not bring up my fambly!”

        Because of course, it’s always someone else’s fault. I couldn’t help but laugh last year when Teresa even blamed the show for her prison sentence. I don’t get why I still watch it, but I’ll probably break down and watch it again on Wednesday to see how they all try to avoid the massive elephant in that room.

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    • Jessica Rivera says

      November 5, 2018 at 9:41 am

      I miss her too!!!!

      Reply
    • Alexa says

      November 5, 2018 at 6:01 pm

      They stole heating oil money from tenants; he stole a notary seal to steal money from his partner; she signed all sorts of forms that were clear about what they were. They were crooks. Theresa is a moron, so yes, in that sense, at some point someone is so dumb they don’t know what “IRS 1040, ) income” means while she rides off in her Mercedes.

      I believe that Ruth Madoff didn’t know. She wasn’t signing or processing forms and was dealing with huge numbers few can comprehend. Theresa knew that angry calls from tenants about heart were real, and she saw the tax forms,

      The idiot even sued her bankruptcy lawyer for malpractice when he just used the info she provided.

      No tears for Tax Cheat Theresa.

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      • Kipper says

        November 5, 2018 at 10:51 pm

        Horrible!

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      • TurkeyLurkey says

        November 10, 2018 at 4:52 pm

        Wow. They’re just gross.

        Reply
  2. Sandy says

    November 5, 2018 at 8:14 am

    While I agree Teresa knew what was going on, and hey she may even have a side-piece (like Joe did all along), Caroline Manzo should be the last person to talk about cheating or turning the other way. Caroline should worry about what her husband is and has been up to and take care of her own problems instead of acting like she’s on some pedestal. There’s a lot of secrets in the Manzo family that Caroline doesn’t want out there, so she always deflected to everyone else’s family

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    • JoJoFLL says

      November 5, 2018 at 10:16 am

      Caroline Manzo hasn’t been on television in over two years. She isn’t talking about anyone in public.

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      November 5, 2018 at 5:53 pm

      You sure “know” a lot about Caroline. You must feel safe from legal action across the pond.

      This post is about Teresa.

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      • GLH says

        November 5, 2018 at 6:05 pm

        Did I say I know her dodgy dealings for a fact (?) Hence the word allegedly, reading is fundamental. 😉 As for Lauren, her siblings, her brother, her son’s and her dour demeanor… thems are some straight up FACTS lol.

        Also bish I was replying to a comment on Manzo, don’t get a snit with me. We’ve gone DAYS without a fight 😋

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        • Lisaj71 says

          November 5, 2018 at 8:05 pm

          You’re kinda a bish, allegedly in
          my opinion,

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          • GLH says

            November 6, 2018 at 12:51 pm

            Oh I know hahaha!

            Reply
  3. JrLeaguer says

    November 5, 2018 at 8:51 am

    “Hasn’t had sex in almost three years” Something that Juicy Joe can’t say for $200, Alec!

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    • Tara says

      November 5, 2018 at 4:51 pm

      😂

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    • SweetT says

      November 6, 2018 at 5:39 pm

      That’s a good one

      Reply
  4. Karen K says

    November 5, 2018 at 9:00 am

    I wonder how her relationship with juicy’ side of the family is? Their “dawta’s” have cousins about theirs age. Family, right Teresa?

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  5. Judith Vance says

    November 5, 2018 at 9:22 am

    I just don’t care. Or about when Kim Zolziak or her oldest daughter last had sex. These pretty girls who only know how to make their way in the world based on their looks instead of their character are overexposed and tiresome.

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    • Judith Vance says

      November 5, 2018 at 9:40 am

      I would find it genuinely interesting to have Teresa discuss her money flow and money management techniques – of course as audited by a reputable accounting firm.

      Reply
    • Alexa says

      November 5, 2018 at 6:04 pm

      “Pretty”? Is that a typo?

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      • Calipatti says

        November 6, 2018 at 1:51 am

        Alexa- – rotflol.
        You are good.

        Reply
  6. Spunky2015 says

    November 5, 2018 at 9:52 am

    Caroline was totally right and I believed her from the start. The kids should of been told long ago about Joe’s deportation. They all have smart phones and why Gorga contacted Gia so quickly to soften the blow.

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    • Kipper says

      November 5, 2018 at 11:41 pm

      @Spunky2015 I find it hard to believe the girls didn’t know as well. Kids need a computer to complete school work now days. Kids also talk to EACH OTHHER and it also appears that Teresa spends a lot of time away from her girls. Hypervigilance would be challenging if not impossible with a parent present and certainly near impossible given their circumstances socially as well as legally. I’m guessing there are a lot of lies told to these poor girls to keep face for their parents (I’m sure they lie a bit to themselves now too when stories don’t add up but want to trust their Mommy and Daddy). If Teresa doesn’t write a book (and even if), one (or all) of her daughters will. There’s been a lot of damage to these young ladies and the trauma is still piling on. There will be emotional baggage to carry for a lifetime without a lot of really good professional help imho. I feel very sad for them.

      I could care less that surgically enhanced Teresa pouts for a camera “poor me”. She’s impossible to fix now. It sounds like there are rumors out there that this particular complaint isn’t true? I hope it is…why would anyone even go there and touch that? Talk about damaged goods…

      Someone already said it, I’ll probably watch too but I’m going to try to quit, just read your recaps TT and view/comment here with everyone on new and exciting programming.

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      • Calipatti says

        November 6, 2018 at 1:54 am

        Teresa honestly is not a good parent in spite of that her girls might turn out okay.

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        • TurkeyLurkey says

          November 10, 2018 at 4:57 pm

          I feel like Melania is the Wynonna and Gabriella is the Ashley Judd. Gia’s a lost cause and Audrianna’s not yet formed.

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  7. SouthernBelle says

    November 5, 2018 at 10:27 am

    At least when Joe forces Teresa to move with him to Italy she’ll have lots of fresh ingredientsuhs (or however this fake word is spelled) to make her food with.

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    • Calipatti says

      November 6, 2018 at 4:50 pm

      Doubtful Joe can force Teresa to do anything. She could chose not to see him once he is in control of ICE before he leaves. Guessing she will take the girls and see him then but she does not have to.

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    • Alexa says

      November 6, 2018 at 6:20 pm

      It’s “ingreiendzis” Look it up in the Moron Dictionary

      Reply
  8. NancyintheSmokiesam says

    November 5, 2018 at 11:27 am

    I HAVENT HAD SEX IN 3 YEARS!! But I do not have that well-fucked look!! Caroline should be a fortune teller!! It ALL is coming true!!

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    • RealhousewifeND says

      November 5, 2018 at 1:20 pm

      What did Caroline predict??

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      • SarahK says

        November 5, 2018 at 2:04 pm

        RealhousewifeND that Tre would divorce Joe and then write a book about it

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      • Percy Q Liqueur says

        November 5, 2018 at 3:20 pm

        Years ago when all these legal charges started piling up, she stated on the show that she felt sorry for Joe because he had gotten in over his head with the legal issues because he was trying to keep Teresa happy by keeping her up in a wealthy lifestyle. She said in her opinion he would end up going to prison and Teresa would then eventually divorce him and write a book blaming him for all of this and claim that she was an innocent victim in all of it.

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        • Jen says

          November 5, 2018 at 5:41 pm

          I definitely believe that Teresa was in on it but I don’t think she was the driving force, I personally think that Joe has money stashed that even Teresa doesn’t know about, and it’s probably in Italy.

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  9. SabrinaToo says

    November 5, 2018 at 11:37 am

    I definitely don’t believe she hasn’t had sex with anyone in 3 years. There was that guy that was a friend of her brother’s and Melissa that was always in pictures with her for awhile. Always right next to Teresa too. I still think that guy was an “interest” of Teresa’s for quite a few months anyway.

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    • TurkeyLurkey says

      November 10, 2018 at 4:58 pm

      co-sign.

      Reply
  10. ariagray says

    November 5, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    Three years? I can beat that by a mile….sigh

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    • Jen says

      November 5, 2018 at 12:35 pm

      I haven’t had sex since 2012. Can you beat that? 😀

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      • MOMZILLA says

        November 5, 2018 at 1:54 pm

        I can haven’t had sex since 2007

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        • Jen says

          November 5, 2018 at 2:18 pm

          You win!

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          • MOMZILLA says

            November 5, 2018 at 2:48 pm

            BAHAHAHAHA LMAO thanks but what do I win?

            Reply
            • Jen says

              November 5, 2018 at 5:13 pm

              Hmm…full control of the remote? 😀

            • Heathbutts says

              November 5, 2018 at 6:44 pm

              I’d say you win the right to get busy with someone already!!

  11. Carson says

    November 5, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Didn’t Kim Richards say she also hasn’t had sex in three years on “Marriage Bootcamp”? What’s up with these “housewives” (I use that term loosely since Kim isn’t married anymore.) bragging about not having sex with anyone…?

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  12. Erica says

    November 5, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    Ha! I thought she meant Juicy’s brother.

    Good for Gorga. She expected to keep her kids in the dark? MAYBE the elementary aged ones… but isn’t Gia old enough to go on college visits by now? Hopefully she knows how to Google or read a newspaper.

    She also used to have social media – I’m sure people have tweeted nasty stuff already.

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  13. therealdeb says

    November 5, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    I haven’t watched this show in years and rarely read the recaps. It got too dirty and dark for me, all the family fueds really bothered me. Real life and real family issues can be terrible to deal with and then to watch it on tv I couldn’t take. I just feel for all the kids, it’s terrible for them.

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    • Calipatti says

      November 6, 2018 at 1:59 am

      I think the same way, for about 2 years I also skipped recaps. It’s still sick, I read recaps now but don’t watch.

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      • Alexa says

        November 6, 2018 at 6:24 pm

        I stopped 4-5 years ago. I felt my brain shrinking.

        BTW I stopped by Juicy’s “mansion” when we were coming back through NJ. What a dump! I mean, it is SO tacky and cheaply built and has all sorts of weird “statues” and junk they bought at a Costco discount outlet all over the gate. And its in a crummy neighborhood and backs onto a major highway. No wonder the banks didn’t foreclose — its a worthless piece of junk.

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  14. Lizzydizzy says

    November 5, 2018 at 4:25 pm

    I saw her this weekend at a Q & A @Morongo Casino in California. She was tipsy and couldn’t even remember (or repeat )her own tagline from this season. Joe wasn’t mentioned at all. Also, Teresa mentioned wanting to move out here (So. Cal) after Audriana graduates from high school (again she only said “I” not “we”) .

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  15. Tara says

    November 5, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    There is no way in hell TRe and Juicy aren’t getting divorced. She is the Queen of deflection and let’s sweep everything under the rug and make life seem great. They are definitely going to divorce and she is definitely going to write a book. The weird thing though is I believe she hasn’t been with anyone.

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    • Alexa says

      November 6, 2018 at 6:26 pm

      If she writes a book I wonder who will translate it into English

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  16. Margaret Shepard says

    November 5, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    From the outside, it certainly seems Teresa is living her best life. She never visits her husband and is always in full hair and makeup going to events and traveling. She bought Gia a very expensive BMW for her 16th birthday. I hope Joe’s side of the family takes his girls to visit him but I have not seen much evidence of that. I think she is thrilled being on her own and calling all the shots as long as her money train continues. I think she only came out recently with this talk of fighting the deportation was to make herself look good. She knew all along this was coming. I would love to hear how Joe’s family feels about her. I am sure it’s none too good.

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  17. tamaratattles says

    November 5, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    You see if you look at the photo… and how Teresa has been partying it up away from her dawtas …. OH NEVER MIND.

    Carry on.

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  18. Lb says

    November 5, 2018 at 7:51 pm

    I can’t remember either . But I think it’s called the booby prize ( no insults intended) saying was big when I was a kid. May or not agree with their punishments. When I see a murderer do less time than someone who has absconded with $$ I just can’t.

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  19. Perturbed says

    November 6, 2018 at 2:38 am

    Teresa is so stupid she doesn’t realize the viewers (and probably the older kids) see right through her. She’s traveling all over, taking vacations & bragging about her new implants (who are they for)? Yet she wants people to think she’s still the dutiful wife & mother! And her dad’s hospitalizations haven’t caused her to miss an appearance? Who’s watching the kids? She’s such a selfish, lying POS.

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 6, 2018 at 3:42 am

      Thank you! And do you know how much time and money it takes to tart her up like that? She has young children, and films and flies all over the place with SOMEBODY. When does she even see her dawtas?

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      • Shellie says

        November 6, 2018 at 9:24 am

        Sorry, but I feel it’s my civic duty to correct everyone’s pronunciation.
        It’s not dawtas, but rather DOOR-ters. (Those poor girls)

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        • 1sttimer says

          November 6, 2018 at 4:50 pm

          She also drinks worter. And for previous poster I believe it was ingredientses. But she went to college. And she’s smart. Just ask her. She will tell you.

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    • Alexa says

      November 6, 2018 at 6:27 pm

      You’re too easy on her.

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  20. UTattleTale says

    November 6, 2018 at 11:38 am

    Teresa is taking her photo appearances to a Kim Zolciak level with the inflated lips and the soft focus photoshop filters. They all start looking alike.

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 6, 2018 at 7:56 pm

      The overt attempts to look sexy on her IG was the reason for my very sarcastic title. Who are the blow job lips for?

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  21. lorip says

    November 6, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    who’s watching tre’s kids as she flies all over the place to events and takes vacations?? hope it’s not her poor, sick dad??? gia is probably raising them all? soon she will be off to college (hopefully). i truly feel horrible for the kids who love their dad and will be crushed w/him deported. teresa and joe both very guilty but it was teresa’s need to live the ‘high life’ that got them into all this trouble. she has no shame – she has paid back her debts due to orders and feels this washes her clean! it’s too bad bravo still giving her a show and stream of $$$$.

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 6, 2018 at 7:59 pm

      Teresa’s dad is in the hospital again. She did a literal SHOUT OUT to him at the end of her interview about nothing with the guy with the lisp on GMA.

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      • tamaratattles says

        November 6, 2018 at 7:59 pm

        Gia has been raising the other girls since Teresa went to camp.

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  22. Cheryl B (cherylannburke1) says

    November 6, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    Probably at the bottom of the franchises. I’m not going to feel sorry for Teresa, she has nothing legit to confess, so until then, she has nothing worth saying. Well, unless HOW she says it is funny.
    She’s still a liar, living like a queen, with no consequences, and we are supposed to believe her same old shit. I’m tired of her, tired of the sadness forced on the girls for the camera, and Joe getting blamed for her complete innocence, bullshit cough!!!!

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  23. T D says

    November 6, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    Well she’s screwed enough people. Hasn’t had sex in three years? Somebody’s getting fucked, those who believe this to be truth. Fake news and accurate reporting. Status quo.

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