Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: It’s Lie Detector Time!

I just realized that Dr. V and Kate from Below Deck have the exact same “TV persona.” It’s the voice and the posturing mostly. I’m annoyed.

Have Aubrey’s lips always been this ginormous? It’s like they grow every week. I can’t deal with Aubrey and Dr. V at the same time.

Kim Richards is exhausted and ready to go home. As usual.

The Lie Detector Questions For Each Person

Chris: Do you really consider Desiree and equal?
Desiree: Was Chris really your first choice on The Bachelorette?

Puma: Will you leave Quani if she doesn’t take your last name?
Quani: Puma wanted to ask if she was sexually attracted to him. Judge Toler changed to question to “Since you have been with Puma have you had any sexual contact with anyone other than Puma.”

Wynn: Will you give up younger women for Kim?
Kim: Are you sexually attracted to Wynn?  I thought we already answered that. \

Ernest: Are you truly going to set boundaries with your mother?”
Mama Dee: Will you give up alcohol to save the marriage?

Aubrey: Is your relationship with Paulie D just for TV?
Paulie: Do you care more about your public persona than you do Aubrey?

Wow, The Bachelorette’s potential first pick dropped out of the show during filming. Everyone thinks he was going to pick Brooks and that she settled for Chris. Brooks came to their wedding and is friends with both of them to this day. That’s just weird. Desiree says she loved them both.

Wynn passed his test, but Kim tried to cheat the test using countermeasures and failed hers. Kim said, “There is absolutely nothing she would lie about.” And that’s a lie.

Mama D and Ernest both passed their tests. Quani and Puma both passed their tests.

Paulie and Aubrey both failed the lie detector test.

Chris passed his lie detector test. Desiree failed. Chris and Desiree don’t believe the test. Desiree is not mad at Chris for asking her the question. She’s really pissed. And fake crying. Somehow the therapists are blaming Chris for Desiree FAILING THE LIE DETECTOR! How is her lie his fault?

It’s time for the night on the town before the ceremonies tomorrow. I lost the signal for a couple of minutes but everyone gets out the club. Mama Dee starts drinking and a lot of focus is on Desiree drinking. Quani got a lap dance. Over on the guys side of town, Paulie D is already clocking the ladies. Some woman is grinding all over Wynn. I’m not sure these parties are even at a club. It looks like they are all in some cheap hotel room with street walkers. Ernest is grinding on women.

On the producers tell all part of the episode (this is the most interesting part and needs to be long) the female producer that went with the women to the bar said that Kim got all the attention when she walked in and she was loving it. The girls at the club were all over Paulie D. Desiree and Chris drank the most.

Next week is the finale and it would not surprise me if Chris invites Brooks to the ceremony. I think all three of them were in on the failed lie detector story line.