Look, I have no idea what this post is about. I have the most FABULOUS “puller” anyone has ever had who send me eleventy billion things every day. But not really every day. FRIDAYS ARE SUPPPOSED TO BE SLOW and frankly I have been trying to take the day mostly off. So let’s go see the other pressing news.
There is some fat chick named Molly (shut up I am a fat chick too) on 90 day fiancee a show I don’t watch who apparently bought a husband overseas just to be on TV and allegedly beats him. Molly, if you are going to buy a husband from overseas, you are supposed to make them fuck your fat ass, not beat them. Allegedly. I have no idea what i am talking about but I’d totally fuck him.
Oh there are a lot of really cool photos of the RHONY ladies as a Halloween party. No white people were offended on behalf of black people in this episode. But it was a Venetian Ball and I don’t think any of the RHONY are Italian so perhaps Carole Radziwell will be offended by that. STFU Carole. Just go somewhere and sit the fuck down.
Oh yeah, it was the RHOOC reunion today or maybe yesterday I don’t remember. Please discuss the dresses in comments. Be nice to Emily, she’s my favorite and was just probably listening to someone else when she chose that and there are much worse dresses.
Also the picture above was sent. Microblading your eybrows is a very bad idea old ladies. Thanks for teaching me this because I was on the cusp of doing it and the only being I have to impress is my dog and I don’t think the permanently shocked look would impress him.
Back to the mailbag…My puller is OBSESSED WITH ROL. Like for real. I have asked that only court documents should be sent BECAUSE THEIR ENTIRE SITE IS CLICK BAIT. Anyway the news is Adam, Chelsea from Teen Mom’s baby daddy doesn’t have to go to jail and is just going to serve a few years of probation. Kind of like that rapper Teresa Giudice takes her kid to see with the 69 tattoos all over his face. Because she’s a great mom.
OMG THIS WAS MY LEAD STORY, I AM SUCH A FUCKUP, THANKS FOR READING THIS FAR.
I was trying to sift through all my pullers emails that overwhelmed me and totally forgot about my source. So if you read all these drunken ramblings, here is a little secret.
Remember my very, very, very trusted source who I have been pestering to fucking death lately over the LVP stuff on RHOBH?
Well… come closer.. SOURCE didn’t say much but, SOURCE DID SAY… that lots of production on RHOBH left to be on The Hills remake. If you read my Teen Mom recaps or remember the RHOA scenes with Kenya and her fear of Matt then you realize that the production team becomes a confidant over time and they tend to watch over their assigned person. Well this season LVP had all new producers. The old producers sort of coddled her and gave in to her dramatic demands. This season, production has no fucks to give to LVP. On the other hand, Bravo doesn’t want to lose her on the show, so they are just letting her have her little temper tantrum. I can’t seem to get to the root of the issue other than “the new production team is treating LVP just like everyone else.” LVP doesn’t like that and Bravo legal refuses to step in and make LVP follow her contact.
So um yeah, I prolly should have opened all my emails today. Now the LVP thing makes more sense. It’s not about the dog. It’s about LVP trying to control production just like she tries to control the media.
Also one more thing. I get now why Kelsey Grammer is such an asshole. Here in GA we have an amendment to vote on about victim’s rights and he is all over our TV. His father was murdered at the age of 38 in his home. Six years later his sister was brutally raped and murdered at the age of 18. I will never say another bad thing about him. That sort of shit fucks you up.
And this concludes my mailbag update. HUGE THANKS TO MY PULLER you know who you are and I always welcome any new sent to me at tamaratattles on g mail. I really haven’t been through it all yet so perhaps more updates tomorrow?
I just need to decompress a bit. I remember after living in Libya through fifth grade with no TV being obsessed with it. I could not get enough. For me reading the Bobbsey Twins and Nancy Drew (and don’t tell my mom but Last Tango in Paris) was fascinating to me. My parents would wake me up when on rare occasion Casper The Friendly Ghost cartoons were randomly on Libyan television. I am obsessed with all of this shit. It’s just I need a break sometimes where there isn’t so much shit to report.