I’ve been putting off a lot of stories about RHOA, so um, no better time to talk about than when I am drunk. I’ve never been a huge Nene Leakes fan. I think she is sort of a tragic figure who was given way too much fame and money and adoration when she is really just a former (?) scam artist from Athens, GA. This woman is in way the fuck over her head. I’ve not ridden her as hard as Sheree because I feel like there will soon be a show called How Being On The Housewives Ruined My Life. You know, like that show about lottery winners you can’t give stupid people too much money. This is why I take my homeless neighbors to Publix instead of just handing them 100 bucks. This is also why my mysterious benefactor should not fucking send me Lalique stemware. I am probably spelling that wrong and I am not drinking out of it right now because I am drinking rum and that would be inappropriate. And also the glasses were made out of suckling pigs I think and that is probably also inappropriate. Please don’t send me hate mail about the suckling pigs. I might be confused.
Okay, let’s start with Nene. I am not sure that I even addressed her issues much if at all here. I think I talked about her INSANE amount of tweeting about Kenya’s baby shower. I just really don’t think I should talk about Nene right now because Gregg isn’t doing well. My sources on that situation are not things that need to be discussed. I am trying to take it easy on Nene during this difficult time.
But now I have to address her hideous behavior on some sort of podcast. If the guy with the podcast wants to email me site name @ gmail I’ll be happy to add a link tomorrow. The sad news I have repeated chosen not to report is ALLEGEDLY I have known for years that Bryson has an addiction issue and has been spawning children in this condition. The latest baby mamma is trying to get child support. Nene and the baby mama went head to head on this podcast thing recently and Nene was EXCEEDINGLY rude to the baby mama acting like she doesn’t know who she is. There is a link to it on my twitter posted by my friend Shawn. The bottom line is she lied about Bryson living with her, he ALLEGEDLY has a drug problem and has been working at fast food joints and restaurants for YEARS. He has been spreading his seed recklessly and I don’t believe that this baby mama is the only grandchild of Nene’s that she has rejected. She only likes that one grandchild. Allegedly.
Also last night, Cynthia has some shit going on that involves a pop up shop for Seagrams or something. I REALLY HAVE NOT IDEA SO DON’T SCREAM AT ME FOR BEING WRONG. I am mainly putting this out there because Bravo cameras were there and so was Kenya. I doubt we will see her on this season but honestly all anyone is talking about is Kenya and/or Nene flipping out over Kenya. So EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! Kenya is not back on RHOA. But maybe next year, it’s weird to me she is having the baby in the ATL and not living in NYC with here husband. I mean he is here, but still. WTF?
Bravo suits HATE Kenya for being smart and refusing to accept shitty contracts so I doubt we will see her on an episode, but we might get a glimpse. All housewives contracts have a one year non-compete clause and I am not sure if her showing up and getting a glimpse on the show will extend that. I am sure they want to fuck her from every angle though. They suck and made a HUGE mistake.