I’m having a bad day. Actually it’s been bad for a few days. I am not saying this for sympathy, I don’t need any positive well wishes in comments. I’m saying I’d like to call in sick today and I can’t because A BUNCH OF SHIT IS HAPPENING. NOTHING IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN ON FRIDAYS. Yet, there is all sorts of things I need to report on them and I don’t feel like doing eleventeen posts today so if it is okay with you guys I just want to talk to you in one post and be a cranky irritable bitch and get it over with. That should also be a heads up that people are going into moderation left and right today and I am trying to send people to “the middle place” instead of WLS because I know it is not you IT’S ME and I am trying to get over myself but every little thing is setting me off today. Sorry. But not really THAT sorry.
Let’s start with RHONY.
It’s kind of charity event season on NYC. And there is so much weird shit going on I don’t know where to begin. First of all there was a huge gala for something or another (I should point out I am drinking rum and I almost NEVER drink liquor anymore because my mouth gets reckless) lots of people went to the event for orphaned starfish (not sure what that was and I am not making it up I think it is about people not starfish though) Kathryn Dennis was there as were tons of housewives but I have no idea why I am talking about this other than when people see Bravo people together they start emailing me things like is Kathryn going to be on RHONY? Noe. Noe she is not. BTW if you emailed me today I have hundreds of email I have not even gotten through yet and it is seven pm. I’m not annoying you and I’m grateful for your emails even if I don’t respond.
Ramona invited Dorinda to the Angel Ball, another charity event that is a really big deal. She bought two tickets but then when Dorinda got there she supposedly found out that Ramona asked to be seated at a table with more important people. This leads me to think Ramona is the person from a recent blind that was sent to me about some RH who was seeking investors in Miami for some new enterprise. The person who sent it to me thought it was about Bethenny, but Bethenny is doing just fine.
Ramona was also at the fakeass Lyme event this year. AS A FEATURED SPEAKER. The event that seems fake to me because Yolanda had her husband at the time, David Foster sponsor it and some other celebrity whose name I don’t recall was honored the next year, I mean if having a disease is an honor, and so it just all seems SO FUCKING FAKE TO ME ALLEGEDLY. Well anyway, Ramona was there as a speaker and it seemed to me from what I read she was talking about her personal experience with Lyme Disease! WTF, Ramona? You’re like five years too late for this shit.
Then there is Carole who has been doing the most lately. First she is promoting vintage remade Levis when Bethenny is debuting (is that word right? It looks weird but spellcheck if fine with it.) And now she is weighing in on Megyn Kelly getting fired today for saying that she doesn’t see the problem with white people being black people that they look up to for Halloween. She is trying so hard for people to pay attention to her dumb ass. She also said that Bravo Legal was concerned about LuAnn’s outfit. My sources say that is an absolute lie. EVERYBODY NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN ABOUT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES. I was on a sight today that had photos of “MOST OFFENSIVE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES EVER” One was an Indian, and as someone who is a descendant of the Choctaw tribe I can say I don’t get offended by the Indian costumes and I loved the Village People back before all this stupid snowflake shit started. (Pauses to do YMCA dance) and one was a Pilgrim? I have no idea what is offensive about that. And the third was one of those stupid people in Hollywood I should probably know who is white and was dressed like crazy eyes from Orange Is The New Black. Why is it always white, privileged people like Carole Radziwill swanning on about what is okay for white people to do and what is not? I’ve never seen black people freaking out over what costume someone chose for Halloween. The idiot white girl obviously liked the show. and dressed up as her favorite character. WHO THE FUCK CARES AND DON’T WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS IN THIS COUNTRY THAN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES?
Go knock on some fucking doors off camera Carole and get off of Luann’s back. The couches of RHOOC had to be cleaned of bronzer when they left yesterday. Some white people use bronzer to look darker. Some black people bleach their skin. People with curly hair want straight hair people with straight hair want curls. Every fucking thing is not racist and if it is let the race who is allegedly offended defend their selves. Black folks do not need Carole fucking Radziwill deciding what is offensive. Though personally, I found the sky high afro offensive and not at all “Diana Ross” but the bronzer is typical Luann. Also WTF with people going batshit when the normalish Kardashian wore a teased hairstyle and had to defend herself. Again, white people not knowing what a fucking afro is being OFFENDED on behalf of OTHERS as if they can’t speak up for themselves.
Well fuck I am just getting started so I think that is all from RHONY and I need to start another post because I am getting wordy.