I could write an entire post on how exceptionally stupid the people I encounter trying to ring up my purchases just now. But let’s just say the guy at the discount smoke shop whose main job is to sell beer, cigarettes and LOTTERY TICKETS to the ghetto does not know how to do any of those things. And the kids at Taco Bell literally cannot count up to TWO TACOS. I am irritated. But I have beer, tacos and a couple of billion dollars now, so I am all set to go.
Ross is annoyed with Rhylee and probably Chandler too because he wants to just wait until the next charter to figure out what to do with Rhylee. Ross decides to take the situation up directly with Captain Lee. Normally, this would not be a good idea and Captain Lee would chew him out, but Captain Lee seems to realize that Ross is the best deckhand out of the bunch. Ross feels badly about going to Captain Lee and apologies to Rhylee.
Caroline seems to have a thing for Ashton. I’m not sure if it is like Kate thinks and she’s crushing on him, but she does at the very least feel overly comfortable asking the Bosun for help and then apologizing. Also, either Kate is making Caroline do everything, or she is not really that great at her job because she was apparently up all night washing dishes and still didn’t get finished.
I love how Kate pretends she books all the musicians and dancers and stuff when we know it is all done by production.
Chandler likes to sleep a lot. And any time he’s asked what the plan is, he has no plan. Chandler sleeps during the dinner. The Tahitian entertainment was cool. This has to be the best charter of all the seasons.
Caroline does have a crush on Chandler. He’s just horrible. After sleeping through dinner service he gets up and sends the two male deckhands to bed. He tells Ross he can get everything done by himself. Then he tells Rhylee he is going to bed and leaves it all with her. It’s a lot of work.
The primary was thrilled with entire charter. Chandler screwed up getting the luggage out. The tip was $22K nearly two thousand each. Captain Lee wants to talk to Chandler about the crew. Chandler says that Rhylee has a bad attitude and totally throws her under the bus. Captain Lee says that someone told him that there seemed to be breakdowns in communication with the deck crew. So of course, Chandler is going to lose his mind trying to figure out who it was rather than learning how to communicate better with the crew.
Ashton and Rhylee are having a flirtmance. Chandler seems okay with Caroline’s flirtations. Let’s take them all out to the bar and get them drunk. Caroline and Chandler bond over their mutual love for sleeping. Rhylee announces that she needs to get laid and in three more drinks, Ashton will probably make that happen. In order to avoid pissing everyone off again, Ashton asks what time people will want to be leaving. That’s a good idea. They need to decide that while they are all relatively sober. Then they finish dinner and all go straight back to the boat with no clubbing. WTF? Ah, based on the drunken antics in the vans on the way back, they all had quite a few drinks there. One of the guys said he had seven espresso martinis and he is still tired.
Caroline and Rhylee have kind of become BFFs through the process of elimination. Rhylee is not thrilled that Caroline seems to have a thing with her arch nemesis, Chandler. Caroline denies the whole thing and says that is just something that Kate made up.
Kate and Josiah have some sort of a Ramen noodle sleep over. They are both drunk and talk really loudly. Kate asks him if he could fire anyone, who would it be? Kate answers her own question and says Rhylee. Then she says Rhylee is a moron. Then Josiah says, “like Caroline.” Kate says they definitely have a problem with Caroline. Kate loves her but they need to have a talk with her because they can’t have another charter with her talking, talking, talking and never hearing, hearing, hearing. Oh she’s hearing alright, she has heard everything you just said. Caroline walks in and let’s them know she heard everything. Kate thinks it is a good idea to talk with Caroline about her job performance now. Caroline just leaves and goes back to her bunk.
Next week: More tensions with Rhylee and Caroline. Chandler is a major dick. Caroline goes to complain to Captain Lee.