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Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Night Terrors

October 19, 2018 by tamaratattles 4 Comments

I suppose it is time to check out the dumbassery again. Let’s hope we catch Kim doing weird things in the bathroom again. I’m really getting bored with the Aubrey and Paulie D show. And just like that, the Pauly D and Aubrey show begins.

All of the partners are split up to paint in two different rooms. and paint three different paintings that reflect their childhood traumas. Of Chris doesn’t have any to paint. Because, boring. Surely middle school sucked for him or he lost some sort of athletic event or SOMETHING. Kim of course could paint three hundred traumatic pictures. She paints her mother dying of cancer begging her to just let her die. Ernest has lots of hood stories, crack pipes, selling drugs, in and out of prison. I already want to turn this off and watch something less depressing. Desiree draws he brother making fun of her as a kid and does a full on Farah Abraham fake whisper cry with no tears. She and Chris are made for each other. They are two very shallow puddles. Chris finally goes with having to decide whether to play soccer of baseball in school. Kim has moved on to the time that her fiance was murdered while she was talking to him on the phone. 

Paulie talks about one of his friends dying in a biking accident. He was invited but decided not to go. Aubry cries about he mother being drunk and abusive and abandoning her. It seems fake. Mama Dee says her father would beat the kids and the mom would do nothing about it. Puma got shot and no one wanted to hang out with him after that because they were scare. Quani’s dad left the kids and ended up in jail.  Kim was also molested by the ice cream truck driver. Wynn’s dad used to beat his mother for gaining weight. This is personified in Wynn’s dating life. The two groups are told not to talk to anyone else outside of the room about what was discussed. They were told not to share it with their partners.

Of course Aubrey tells Paulie right away about Chris not really participating. Later, they have kids read their stories and use their illustrations to tell the stories. Puma and Quani’s stories were heartbreaking. When Chris’s kid came out, his book was empty. Just blank pages.  Ernest’s mom shows up to read Ernest’s bedtime story. This is the most depressing show ever. Ernest leaves in tears because he doesn’t want his mother to feel bad like she had a role in his bad decisions. Later, Mama Dee gets drunk and starts lecturing Ernest.

The producers talk about Chris. He got the punishment. He had to chop up a bag of onions while telling a story about something painful in his past to the group. The onions were so old, that the didn’t make him cry at all.

Next week: Wynn has a big secret exposed.

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Kim Richards Tagged With: Aubrey O'Day, Chris Siegfried, Desiree Hartsock, DJ Pauly D, Ernest, Kim Richards, Marriage Bootcamp: Reality Stars, Momma Dee, Puma, Quani, RHOP, Wynn Katz

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  1. atdleft says

    October 19, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    I think the last time I watched Marriage Boot Camp was when Aviva Drescher was on four years ago. It sounds like things haven’t really changed in the past four years.

    And seriously, is WEtv proud of being that channel where former Bravo, Lifetime, MTV/VH1, and TLC stars go in a desperate last-ditch attempt to extend their 15 minutes of fame? That’s one key quality (?) of WEtv that’s always fascinated me.

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  2. Cathyrid says

    October 20, 2018 at 12:52 am

    I haven’t watched this season very much. Tonight was a good representation of why. Can’t stand Aubrey, Kim isn’t fooling anyone, Chris is a douche nozzle, and Mama Dee needs to dry out.

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    • Maureen M says

      October 20, 2018 at 10:31 am

      Love your avitar…. too cute!

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  3. Fynn says

    October 21, 2018 at 11:30 am

    Kim and Wynn..Aubry and Paulie..I only watch for their stuff…please more of Kim roaming around and Aubry gaslighting Paulie.

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