I am a bit late getting started because I posted some political stuff on Twitter which pisses everyone off, but I don’t care. I have to do what I think is right for my state and that means campaigning for my candidates. Y’all are free to vote for whoever you want to vote for. As I said there, my mother’s sole purpose in voting was to cancel out my vote. So I’m used to it. My campaigning for my chosen candidates should fuel you to vote for yours even more, especially if you live in my state. Georgia is showing up to vote this season and lots of us are not happy with our incumbents. Again, you do you! Campaign for your candidates, send them a few bucks. Show up to vote! It’s what elections are all about.
We start with MJ meeting with her lawyer about a prenup. Reza did not get one with Adam. I’m shocked and so is MJ. Reza says he will discuss it with her once Tommy finds out she is having a prenup written. Okay, I have never been married and always view it as a financial merger I really don’t need to do since I did not ever have children and now I am past childbearing age. But since, much like Bethenny Frankel, I KNOW IT ALL, and I would think this is something that should be done together with attorneys for both parties present and not by one party after the gown fitting. Am I right? Plus in California they have some pretty serious rules after a couple is married for ten years, so if I was living in Cali ( I just said that to irritate some of you) I’d try to nullify that unless I was marrying a rich guy and even if do have a prenup the California courts often override it. Because, Cali. Cali is becoming the new retard for me because people seem to be losing their minds over the word Cali in comments.
MJ says she wants to keep all of her money in the event of a divorce, but if his company becomes successful she wants half of everything he has. Well that seem totally fair. To Mercedeh. Le sigh. MJ thinks this is a very feminist prenup.
MJ’s delusional meetings with an on camera attorney are way more interesting to me than GG’s fake business plan. Nema is trying to get GOLNESA to grow the fuck up. GG with the knives is defensive.
Reza is a total asshole a lot of the time, but I really like how he is polite to waitstaff. I should have walked out on one of my long-term relationships very early on when I saw how he interacted with waitstaff and continued to do so during our way too long relationship. Anyway, he’s at a coffee shop meeting with Destiney and her PI. The PI gets there first which give Reza a chance to explain to us why this whole storyline is so weird. He says Destiney’s mom is trying to protect Destiney from the truth. Reza helps get Destiney get some information from her mother. This seems like a real thing.
Mike has no one left to film with except his father who suggests he grow up, get married and did I mention GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP PUTTING HIS DICK IN EVERY HOLE THAT WILL LET HIM? Because I am sure that he must have said that too.
Mercedeh takes Tommy to a dog park, with the dogs, and some video cameras. Tommy just needs to say, okay, let’s not get married. MJ literally said the prenup has to be done seven days or more before the wedding for it not to be contested. So this is probably happening on like day 13.
Later, Reza and MJ got to spread Sham’s ashes. Reza compares it to his cat dying in his talking head. I’m sure it was traumatic, but this is just inappropriate. Even for Reza. They try to spread his ashes in the ocean from a cliff. Neither of them saw a problem with this. It’s call the ocean breeze that comes off of the ocean onto land. MJ eventually just dumps the ashes on a cliff. That seemed like A LOT of ashes. I’ve just decided I am donating my body to science. I’m not kidding. But I really don’t even plan to die in this country, so I’ll just end up somewhere. My parents bought me a burial plot, but my darling brother decided to keep it as executor of the will.He’s offered to sell it back to me. I’m not kidding. And my other sister died first and got planted in mine instead of hers, so really, who cares at this point. It’s not like anyone but be goes to the cemetery anymore anyway. I’m over it. Though it didn’t bode well for my relationship with my brother. Back to the ashes, they are pretty much covered in his ashes and Reza says, “He is pretty much all around us!” And inside Reza’s mouth.
It’s odd that MJ and Reza were inhaling Shams’ ashes on the night of GG’s big pot party event so neither one will be there. Nema and Mike continue to tell GG to give her ring back to whatshisname. There is only one reason for this. It’s rented. Because UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES does a wife return a ring to HER HUSBAND. The ring is a promise to marry. They married. Thus the ring is hers to wear in perpetuity or to sell or to flush down the toilet. IT’S HER RING. I don’t for a minute that moron had $165K for a ring. This is all bullshit.
Except, GG is really the face for a pot brand. Nema says that the relationship with GG is not one-sided.
Next week: WE FINALLY GET A SCENE WITH ASA. But honestly? I think it may be too little too late for this show. I don’t even feel rushed to recap it because I don’t think y’all are watching. The only thing that seems even a little real is the search for Destiney’s shady father.