I have been reading up on the situation of The Land in North Carolina after a lot of backlash after I made a post suggesting things maybe getting better recently. That post was sparked by the Instagram photos of both David and Jenelle showing the kids much happier than we’ve seen them. I was particularly glad to see that Jace was playing soccer and had lots of outdoor activities to keep him busy. That boy has a lot of pent-up emotions that need an outlet and he appears in recent pictures to be doing a lot better. Kaiser also seemed happier than we have seen him. I was trying to be hopeful. Especially after worrying to death about them during hurricane Florence.
My wishful thinking did not last long. Even then I had some doubts. It seems Jenelle has lost a good bit of weight lately and so has Kaiser. Jace and Maryssa have always been slim but do seem a little thinner to me as well. But apparently this is the least of the problems.
Most of the commenters feel like everyone on THE LAND is in dire danger. Well, I think I am about ready to get on the THEY ARE ALL GONNA DIE! train with y’all, because I’m doing a deep dive on this entire situation.
I vaguely remember that David heard about Jenelle through his jail cellmate, Courtland while doing time in North Carolina. It seems that at the very least, David was breaking into houses and drunk driving from 2012 -2014 before serving two back to back four month sentences. The first sentence began on July 14, 2014 and ended on October 8, 2014. The second sentence started on October 8, 2014 and ended on January 1, 2015, see more about all of that on Starcasm, here. He was arrested three times for drunk driving during that two year period. Then he apparently got out and went to meet Jenelle saying he was a good friend of Courtland. Courtland is Jenelle’s former husband. She got arrested with him in 2013 and had both a miscarriage and an abortion that year.
While her husband, Courtland was in jail with her future husband David, in 2014, Jenelle found comfort in Kaiser’s dad Nathan who also impregnated her. Both were arrested for violence against each other during their courtship until sometime in the summer of 2015.
Not to long after that, David showed up and said, “Hi, my name is David and I’m your ex-husband the heroin addict’s cellmate and he told me all about you in jail!” that was apparently an irresistible introduction for Jenelle. Because she still talked to Nathan in between fights, there was and still is a lot of conflict between David and Nathan.
BUT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY WAS, David Eason has a four-year old son. According to The Ashley:
As The Ashley previously reported, David’s relationship with his son (who is four) has been strained since the boy’s birth. Olivia obtained sole legal and physical custody of Kaden after David was found guilty of having committed domestic violence against Olivia while she was pregnant with their son.
“[David] endangered the life of the child by pushing [Olivia] when she was eight months pregnant and leaving her in the middle of the road at night when she was seven months pregnant,” the court papers from the incident stated. Olivia filed a restraining order, and David was not allowed to have contact with her or Kaden after that. In March 2016, David was arrested for approaching Kaden in a grocery store and violating the restraining order.
According to The Ashley, Kaden’s mother is not able to afford to continue her fight to keep Kaden away from David and off THE LAND. So now we are up to five children that are on The Land for at least some portion of time as Kaden has been visiting THE LAND. His mother does not allow him to be filmed or for David to post photos on social media. But I did seem to notice an extra kid sitting with Kaiser in one of David’s IG photo carousels.
In other random discoveries, David has posted on social media of fears that the government controls the weather (via chemtrails see conspiracy theory here), All of these issues get overlooked because David spends most of his time saying racist and homophobic things on social media. I mean with everything else going on, sometimes it is hard to remember that Jenelle recently chased down a male driver to his house in a road rage fight with a loaded gun. And Jace was in the car?
Here is the latest. Last Saturday Jenelle posted a picture of herself with a bandaged nose. She claimed she had a septoplasty. There was David right beside of her taking care of her. It is presumed that this had nothing to do with what happened next. However, she had a heavily bandaged nose and was laying in bed on a photo posted on Saturday. A Septoplasty takes quite some time to heal. Anywhere from one week to four weeks or more. I’m told it is a painful surgery. Basically it is done to straighten out your septum, the thing that divides your nose in half and remove any lumps or bumps that disrupt your breathing.
Do we know if she really had a septoplasty? NO. But we do know that a photo was posted of her being cared for after a surgery on her IG on what appears to be October 13th. It was not sent to me until the 14th The photo seemed to be taken in a hospital bed post surgery. So it SEEMS that all happened BEFORE the police were called on Saturday night.
For the record, there are only two places I consider completely reliable when I need Teen Mom information, The Ashley and Starcasm. They are the Teen Mom experts. I’m sure neither one of them would post something like “Gee, things seem better on THE LAND” like I did, because they pay close attention and I’m busy working about the fucking housewives. 🙂
The Ashley exclusively reported yesterday that on Saturday night just before 10 pm an assault call was made from THE LAND by a female caller who requested an ambulance. Shortly thereafter, the ambulance was cancelled and Jenelle apparently went to the hospital by private vehicle. Two officers were sent out and no police report was taken. Apparently they talked to someone, but my guess is David and Jenelle both headed to the hospital and it was whoever was left there with or without the kids who were probably sleeping.
Today “someone” claiming to be a “rep” for Jenelle told People that Jenelle and David were having a cookout and she fell down near the fire and was injured. See, the thing is Jenelle doesn’t have a rep. And Jenelle has taken down her Twitter and Facebook accounts. I believe the reason she left up IG is she (and Brandi Glanville, and Drita from mobwives) all are generating income from linking to entertainment story farms. So she’s just not posting on IG and leaving the ads up.
So fine, EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE ON THE LAND and I am back to being worried about the kids again. Only now there are FIVE OF THEM. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? Le sigh. Ignorance really was bliss for a few hours there.