I don’t think I’ve done an actual post on Kim Biermann photoshopping Kaia on Instagram, but I have mentioned it. She does it all the time. People keep sending me photos and I’m just at a loss for words. Her two oldest daughters do it all the time and I know that is “a thing” with young people today on Instagram. But when I first started seeing Kim photoshopping her four year old twins, I was at a loss for words.
I think it was yesterday that I saw on her IG a professional photo shoot of Kaia in a wedding dress. That was bizarre enough. But today I was sent links to an IG account that caught one of Kim’s Instastories where she clearly hit send to fast and showed her latest work photoshopping the twins. It’s sad and scary. She’s four years old! And gorgeous! and her mother constantly photoshops her photos! This has to be some sort of mental illness.
In other Biermann news, Don’t Be Tardy has been completed and sitting on the shelves for months. They are still trying to find a place to put it, which is odd because the new Queer Eye show is about to start airing in their time slot. I’ve heard Bravo likes DBT and it will air “soon.” Seems weird to me.
Speaking of mental illness, there is another former housewife that I have been avoiding posting about. That Lyme Disease charity that was funded by the usual recipients of their “awards” recently had their big gala. And Yolanda showed up to say that her “chronic lyme” is back. She claims she had a year of remission, but she has been well and active for well over a year. She also compared her illness to the AIDS epidemic again, which is disgusting. If there is an amusing moment in any of this, it is that Yolanda’s book title, Believe Me! is “Hoor Me!” in Dutch. I’m sure it is probably not pronounced the way I do in my head. But I think that is appropriate.
Kim Biermann is apparently trying to surpass Yolanda in pimping out her kids to pay her bills. I just hope the middle daughter is able to escape and doesn’t end up on a yacht. I think Brielle is desperately trying to get into “yachting.”
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Did #KimZolciakBiermann get caught again?! Sent in by a follower — #KZB allegedly accidentally posted this to her story, but then quickly deleted it. In the words of #TaylorArmstrong — someone in the fam needs to stand up and say “ENOUGH!” #realhousewives #realhousewivesofatlanta #rhoa #dbt #dontbetardy #photoshop #facetune