We are back with Rhylee’s drunk ass coming for the bosun. It is her first time on a yacht and she wants to fuck with her boss? Chandler is not the best bosun in the world. He punishes people for weird unrelated shit and he had a major screw up on his first charter on the show with Foam Dude and the jetskis. I am in love with Ross. I like Chandler but Ross needs to be bosun. Then she goes off on Kate. Here is the thing. Captain Lee thinks Kate hung the moon and put the stars in the sky. That is NOT my opinion of Kate but I am friendly with Captain Lee and would like to keep it that way so I don’t say pea turkey about Kate to him. Plus, I am starting to SORT OF come over to Captain Lee’s point of view. And maybe part of my dislike of Kate has to do with what I see as over favoritism toward her. When I was in college, I had a drunk guy friend who would sneak in my window at night and crawl into bed with me because I lived closer to the bars and he didn’t want to get a DUI. Often times there would already be someone in his spot. It was awkward. But his favorite thing to say about anything was, “You’re just looking at it wrong!” Anytime I didn’t like how something was going, he’d say, “You’re just looking at it wrong and find the good thing.” That is why I never cared when he would crawl into my basement apartment drunk as a skunk and my um, friend, would pass him on my couch the next morning. 🙂
Caroline and Rhylee are two peas in a pod. But need a ticket home from Captain Lee. Ashton doesn’t remember the previous night and has no idea why they are all up at 6 am. But Rhylee was the first deckhand on deck.
Caroline got an email from her mother who has been diagnosed with early onset dementia. This right here is why I don’t go to the doctor.
I love how Kate has a GBF for this season. It’s perfect. Why haven’t we done this before. Alan and Danielle are back. They were on the season with Rocky and Chef Leon, both of whom I adored. But Kate hated them so they were both fired. It was mostly storyline so Ben could join them late due to prior commitments. At least that’s my theory. So they had a “bad charter.” Perhaps production gave them a freebie to come to Tahiti at the last minute.
Caroline is sobbing and Kate and Josiah have no idea what is going on. She doesn’t really tell them what is going on. Kate and Josiah are so kind to her! I’ve never seen Kate like this. GBF’s are the best!
Chef Adrian is in an option relationship with his girlfriend. He’s weirdly hippy dippy. Just ask his third eye. She is apparently down with the extra eyeball and extra dalliances.
Chandler talks to Rhylee and tells her that he probably did not handle the situation well, and he apologized. She talks back. She seems to have an authority problem.
I automatically hate people who bring ten tons of luggage on vacation. It annoys the piss out of me. I take one carrying, I’d take LeeAnn’s dress with a thousand options if it came in my size, black jeans, black dress pants an seven tops. One fancy sequins type and call it a day. I’m not there for photo ops. I’m there to relax!
Even Ross says Rhylee has an attitude problem. The ladies love Josiah. Apparently, Chef Adrian is the best chef in the world. The deckhands have a meeting and everyone hates Rhylee. During the meeting, luggage is still not on board. Chandler says it is no longer a democracy and assigns ranks. Kate is bitching about luggage and Chandler says he needs five minutes for a team meeting. Captain Lee hears Kate needs help with luggage over the walkies and guess who is about to have the fear of God put into him?
The weather sucks in Tahiti. I feel like they went in the wrong season. The guests are getting massages on deck when all hell breaks loose with the wind on rain.
The weather breaks and the deck crew has a shit ton to do in a shot time. The Ukulele player is fantastic and so is Chef Adrian. Or perhaps not. Because the guests do not like veal. I adore veal. And now, so do the guests.
Ross continues to be distressed by Chandler’s executive decisions.
On the day trip waters are choppy and Rhylee is annoying with Ross trying to tell him what to do. Maybe she knows? I’m not sure. The guests want to swim and Rhylee is telling the guests no. That is almost never a choice. Back on the boat, Rhylee disrespects Ross. Ross can’t deal with her.
Chef Adrian is the Kayne of chefs. Batshit crazy but amazing product.
Next week Ross goes to Captain Lee about Rhylee. In a normal world this would not go over well. But since Kate has already expressed concerns about Rhylee. He’ll be fine with it .
Next week: If anyone goes, it will not be until the end. We already know Rhylee saves Ashton, so… more to come.