I’m really not sure why I recap this show especially because Friday Night and Saturday I try not to post at all unless something drastic is going on. Every girl needs her down time. Yet I am kind of afraid I will miss Kim Richards doing something bizarre for one, and also, I really need to feel like some of y’all are actually watching this train wreck with me even though my stats say I could totally not recap this show and it would have ZERO effect on my stats.
But tonight’s episode says that Kim gives a “shocking sex confession!” and I mean who doesn’t want to visualize Kim Richards having sex. Um, so perhaps no one will read this either. I’m going to pretend like there are tons of you reading these recaps and I’m not literally typing to myself.
Anyway, it’s the sex episode and thank the baby Jesus they are not doing the stoopid puppet thing this season. At least it doesn’t look like it. If there is any good that has come to my life from watching this stupid shit is I love Puma. I have no idea WTF he is famous for but he is adorable and I hope he is making tons of money doing whatever it is. He makes me happy. Quani needs to gather herself and realize he seems like a good dude.
I don’t care about the Bachelor guy calling Judge Toler “girl” something. Judge Toler has lost all credibility on this show. Ivy league degree or not. Don’t get me wrong, the bachelor couple is still ridiculous, but so is Judge Toler, sadly.
Ernest is looking a lot healthier, and I wish the best for him. Mamma Dee is another who needs to wake up and see what she has.
It’s Truth or Dare time and Kim doesn’t want to play. Paulie D and Aubrey are very frisky in this game. Why? Puma and I are both traumatized by Mamma Dee and Ernest’s contributions to this game. I’ll spare you. The Bachelor couple is predictably boring. She says she would like dirty talk in bed. He says she is not telling the truth. Is this their first fight? Kim has to fake an orgasm. Puma jokes that it turned him on. Everyone seemed to believe Kim’s acting. Except me. Quani and Puma fight about sex.
Next there is the wheel of sexual positions that they have to act out (clothed of course). They have to answer questions while in the pose. Once again, me and Puma are traumatized. Full disclosure, I am not really sure who is Puma and who is Quani but I think I have it right now, or not. Who cares, no one reads this recap, right? Whichever one is the dude, that’s the one I like.
Oh Quani is the female and having a fit about Puma saying she is always tired. She says it is the birth control. They have had sex four out of the six days they have been in this house because she is away from her kids and able to focus on him. Puma just wants love.
It’s time for Kim and Wynn. I think Kim has it in her contract that she doesn’t sleep in the same bed with him or sit with him on a couch. They are always in separate chairs and technically their bed has two twin mattresses on top. Does she have a real boyfriend? I doubt it, but this could have been the reason I suppose.
AND HERE IT IS! KIM’S BIG SEX CONFESSION!
She can’t remember the last time she had sex. I believe this. And she is not romantically involved with Wynn.
This is such a ridiculous episode. Judge Toler punished my boy, Puma with duct tape over his mouth. Quani tells him he needs to support her, find a new birth control(??) and something else I’ve already forgotten and he has too.
Next Week: This gets “more stupider” As my elementary school girls would say on the playground. “Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.” I never corrected the grammar, because right is right. And plus they had not been to college yet.
After the show, producers said that the first game, instead of Truth or Dare was “SPOT MY JUNK” where all the people in the house made casts of their genitals and their partners had to identify them! Apparently, the FCC didn’t allow that and everything would have had to be blurred DAMMIT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING especially because the female producer spoke on the fact that some junk was HUGE and others were tiny. Is this true are is she just being snarky? WE WILL NEVER KNOW.
Then the guy producer tells us that there were actually TWO rounds of Truth or Dare, the first comp and it was even more boring.
Puma was on the original (and still on, franchise extended to Chicago and another new city, idk) Black Ink Crew NY. I love that show, it’s going off the rails as they all unfortunately do. But it is a great binger (2 years for me, 4 years if watched)
That is 4 years back shows if you started watching
TT- I don’t watch this train wreck, but I love your recaps. Heck, I love all your recaps. Thanks. Have a good weekend.
I only watch the show when your recap contains something I just must see. But I do relish your recaps every week. Pure gold. (Sometimes fool’s gold. WTF Kim.)
Ditto!
I watch it too, it’s a guilty, trashy pleasure. Oh and one of my childhood friends is a cameraman so there’s that.
Don’t watch this either. Puma was on VH1 Black Ink (NY)…he’s a tattoo artist. Hard to hear this stuff about Kim… I wish she would get it together.
Thx for taking the time to recap.
He was on the show, but he is not a tattoo artist, he was the manager.
Thanks for commenting. y’all. I get not watching it is a ridiculous show. I wish I could say I WATCH IT FOR YOU like I do on other shows, but I am just sort of obsessed with the stupidity of it all and on Friday nights, I have the time. 🙂
Although it was the sex episode, so I’m thinking I should exercise my options LOL. I don’t want to be like Kim!
I think as a rule, no one should “be” like Kim so get out there girl. I have a soft spot for her though and hope she gets her shit together soon.
I love your recaps, it spares me from watching this train wreck!!!
Love ya
I watch but wayyyy behind lol. The last episode I watched was the electric stuff. This show doesn’t ever make sense to me. The puppet shows are so cringe worthy, so there’s at least something different. The “therapy” is laughable. The house alone fascinates me! It’s such a weird combination of styles, the size is super huge. One season someone flipped out and went into a room behind the scenes with all kinds of large ventilation ductwork. I think it was Tera Reed who “went bonkers” and filmed a melt down behind production doors…called her mom?
I rarely know the players but it’s been set on my dvr since the original married couple were the therapists that started the show and I’ve just kept watching…
Puma reminds me of Jimmy Walker. Happy go lucky and just needing some love and attention. I don’t know who this couple is in real life…
I do watch and it really is a trainwreck
I look forward to Friday nights just to watch this trainwreck of a show and love it!
Your recaps make it even better.
Too much of Aubrey dry-humping Paulie for my liking. She was all over him this episode! Two weeks ago she wished he was dead…?
I am reading your recaps! Don’t have access to the show, but enjoying checking in on poor Kim. Wendy Williams Hot Topics got me interested. Keep going!
Confession here, I record this shit show & watch it at 4:30am after the husband leaves for work while drinking my coffee in bed.
I then read you recap immediately afterwards! So if you will please keep them coming! It’s comforting knowing others suffered through it to. The Bachelor couple , he gives me bad vibes, I don’t know why.. but he gives me the creeps & seems like he is the kind of guy eho can be REAL scary behind closed doors. Love Puma, he just needs love. As a woman who’s had issues with birth control side affects , never once did I expect my husband to figure it out for me. I mean we’d discuss it & speek with the Drs etc.. but I don’t understand how she expects Puma to find her a solution solo? Kim makes me sad. Paulie D is adorable and Aubree is intolerable, just cannot stand her!
Because of what I heard and seen with Momma dee lastnight . I booked an emergency appointment with my eye, ear, and head Drs! Wish me luck ?
I’ve been weaning myself off of a few reality shows but I can’t quit your recaps. You keep doing YOU, girl — I love it!
This really is a stupid show. I was taping it so I could watch whatever crazy stuff Kim does. I like Puma as well. He comes off as a sweet and funny guy. Wynn and Kim are ridiculous. Where did she find this guy. Knowing Paulie D and Aubrey broke up over a year ago makes total sense watching their train wreck of a relationship. Paulie, you are not bad looking but for the love of God will you please change your hair!!!
I love your recaps, and read and then re-read them. I would have never watched Killing Eve or Imposters if it wasn’t for your recaps. I like the same people you do. I never heard of Puma, and now he is one of my favorite reality people. Please keep writing them because I am on this site numerous times a day to read new stories.
Imposters. Those were the good old days!
Over.
Isn’t it interesting that Kim put Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna down for being “soap opera actresses”, and now she is doing shows like this? She always gave them such a hard time and looked down on them. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
I left this show up when the original hosts left. I particularly liked the woman host. She really got into it.
If they had participants I knew more I might go back, though.
I guess I can’t blame Kim for being on it. She must really need the cash.
This is my favorite cast in a while! I’m waiting to see what Kim is doing walking around and hanging out in the bathroom! I hope nothing and she’s settling in! I’m suprisingly enjoying seeing her on tv again. I watch about everything, so I know all of the cast….I think this will really get good! Puma had a guest appearance on black ink last week. We will see! Ernest is a happy fella! 🙂
Kim has a long history of hanging out in bathrooms and she’s usually hiding something.
Keep the recaps of this show coming. They are on point. I record this show and watch it on Saturday morning. Have been watching it for years.
Puma is from the original Black Ink Crew on VH1. He isn’t on the show anymore since he and the owner of the tattoo shop are no longer friends. If you can get the first couple of seasons of the show Puma was on a lot. The beginning of his relationship with Quami is on the show too and they got married on the show too. Check it out if you can.
I’m grateful for these recaps. Friday nights are dry and I would never have started watching this series if not for tt’s recaps. I am so into this show and look forward to the snark?
Please don’t stop recapping this. I need to know I am not alone in watching it. It is a ludicrous diversion for me. I really like Puma too. He and Quani are great, and so obviously love each other. They need to learn to hear each other a bit better. (Communication is listening even more than talking.) And the adjustment to life as parents is tough. Women and men handle it differently. Mama Dee and Ernest are growing on me. They are nuts, but they make a lot of sense. Also, I think they are each other’s person, really. Aubrey just needs to get off my fucking tv. I never watched the Jersey Shore show, but I like this Pauly person, he needs to learn how to fight more constructively. I think Win must be a friend/actor to do this with Kim. She seems to be doing OK too. Much saner and quieter than I thought she would be. I hate Chris, I feel sorry for his wife Desiree’.
I just noticed how you tagged this story. LOL.
I always love when people notice and avail themselves of tags. xo ~tt
Haven’t watched it yet,but it sounds like a sixth grade spin the bottle session on steroids.
Has anyone checked out the credentials of the “ professionals”?
I guess Pauly has gotten over Aubry saying she sometimes wishes him dead. I thought he’d bail on the show after that comment.