Tamra’s mother, Sandy Baker is the bartender. I am finally getting to this tonight when we just had a tornado warning in the county courtesy of hurricane Michael and even though we are not even in the watch zone yet, they are already seeing something else not too far away that looks like it may have some rotation. So moments ago I broke my liver vacation and popped open a bottle of crappy Merlot because the last thing I want to be in a tornado is sober.
The other guest is, Behati Prinsloo, a Victoria Secrets model, who is married to Adam Levine. She a cute and perky blond model type and not at all what I would think Adam’s type would be. I see him more with an edgier brunette who looks like a model, but isn’t. This is going to annoy me the entire episode and I have so much tea to get to!
I don’t understand why women do not sit down in their hideous one shoulder dresses before selecting them for this show. Tamra is flashing and I think she has on underwear but Andy just told her to cross her legs and she seems offended. He replies that he is on snatch guard tonight, and she must not watch RHONY or care about flashing because she does not cross her legs. Andy goes to a clip and before the clip starts we hear him telling her she’s flashing. After the clip her leads are crossed. Andy lets us know that Tamra called him an asshole and told him that he’s the first man ever to tell her to close her legs.
I hate this Behati person. Tamra emphatically says that Gina fits in better with the girls than Emily.
80s singer, Tiffany is in the audience and she is a Tamra fan. She is on tour currently with New Kids On The Block. I’m serious.
Sandy lets us know that her boyfriend is a plumber and he is “well equipped” to um, lay the pipe.
Tamra says that Eddie is doing great and he had another ablation with a new doctor a month ago. He’s off all the heart medications and feeling amazing.
Tamra says her last name Barney is still on her Twitter because when you are verified you have to send them an official marriage certificate to change the name. It’s much easier for people to get verified on Twitter now, and I am eligible to do it but they what all kinds of personal documentation that I think you would have to be a fool to send them. And even then, how do they know it’s you? For celebrities, their agents can do it for them usually but that doesn’t apply to people like Tamra.
Tamra is asked about David and Eddie’s friendship and she says:
“Last week, David broke up with Eddie. (Everyone including Andy gasps in shock! ) Yes! There was a Spartan Race and Eddie was going to Lake Tahoe with the Spartan Race and he’s like, ‘Hey bud! See you there!’ And David’s not happy with the way I’ve talked about him and supported Shannon and Eddie said, ‘Dude, it’s TV. Like get over it.’ He’s like, ‘I don’t need friends like that!’ So they broke up.”
David was apparently watching the show because he made a statement giving his side of the story.
“I was never invited to his birthday party. That was a lie.”
Aw… Bless your heart. That must have really hurt your feelers.
“I’ve spent several weekends with Eddie Spartan Racing and I would never do that to him nor would I ever expect my ‘friend’ Eddie to do that to me.”
“I also told Eddie via text friends don’t say all the lies his wife said on the show and if this is acceptable that’s not a ‘friendship’ show or no show.”
Eddie, your friend, didn’t say any of those things, and defended his friendship with you. He’s not responsible for what comes out of Tamra’s mouth.
“My girlfriend doesn’t get paid the million dollars Tamra does, yet Tamra smeared and lied about her and us on multiple occasions. Quite honestly, Tamra should feel fortunate she’s not fighting a second lawsuit over her lies and slanderous comments.” (source)
First of all, SHUT UP you little pussy. Who cares what your girlfriend gets paid? What does any of this have to do with your relationship with Eddie? Why are you talking about women’s business? How does this keep you from going to do your macho Spartan crap with Eddie? I notices your ex-wife’s name was not mentioned and she is in the same lawsuit with Tamra brought by Jim Bellino? Congratulations! You are now in the same pile with Jim Bellino who is also obsessed with what the Real Housewives of Orange County are talking about on the show and in podcasts. Don’t you have better things to spend your time on? I write about this shit and even I can’t be bothered to cover the story about Jim Bellino suing Shannon and Tamra over things they said about him on a podcast. Both of you need to have a couple seats and go on with your lives. Don’t you have a new girlfriend and her kids that you have moved in with to keep you occupied?
Seriously, the men of Real Housewives of Orange County are all even worse than Peter Thomas with their thirst for the cameras.
On the after show, Tamra says she stays in touch with Heather Dubrow, they just texted a few days ago, and she has been to her new house. Side note: Heather Dubrow will be on WWHL next week if the guest list stays the same. I’ll watch for you. Because, masochist. The after show was only three minutes and nothing else interesting happened but someone asked Victoria’s Secret model Bahati Prinsloo who she thought the best dressed housewife was and she said Tamra Judge who is sitting next to her in some sort of black satin one-armed dress with her vagina hanging out. When Andy makes her answer for real, Tamra tries to tell her to pick Kyle. But she chooses. LISA VANDERPUMP. I am not making this up. She really does want to go to Tom Tom. She mentioned that earlier. So now I guess drinks are on LVP. Even Andy says something like, well she does have her own style and she’s committed to it.
You can’t make this shit up!