Last night, Bethenny Frankel posted a ton of IG stories from The Berkshires where all of the housewives were having a crazy drunken dinner. Poor Luann was the sober monitor of all of the debauchery tasked with trying to make sure everyone survived. Sonja was passed out on the pool table at some point, the Bear Naked Chef was running around bare naked but for his leather cooking apron, everyone seemed to be getting along with everyone. It was a crazy scene for sure!
Ramona decided to just wear a little black, slip, negligee to embrace her sensuality. Sonja was fully clothed with a scarfed tied around her neck and when she wasn’t passed out on the pool table, she was asking Luann to “fuck everybody” in the literal sense. Luann didn’t take Sonja up on her usual offers of sex claiming that Sonja was “farting everywhere.” Thank God for the sober analysis.
Dorinda and Bethenny are back to being friends and she gave Bethenny a “best mom ever” nameplate for her desk. Yes, it seems that everyone knows what is best for them and most are jockeying for position to be Bethenny’s Best Friend Forever, or at least for this season when her grief will take center storyline.
Anyway, the house was decorated for Halloween and Dorinda made it nice. A good time was had by all and Bethenny is on the road today to do an appearance at Lord & Taylor for her Skinnygirl jeans. The other girls are already posting photos as proof of life as they head out to shop in Great Barrington. I wish I looked that good the morning after!
Now that what you guys care about is out of the way, on to what I consider my lead story!
ART SMITH, A TWO TIME JAMES BEARD AWARD WINNING CHEF WAS AT BLUE STONE MANOR COOKING FOR THE RHONY!
I am huge Art Smith fan and watching Bethenny (isn’t she supposed to be a chef?) trying to film AROUND Art Smith to get yet another butt shot of the Bear Naked Chef was mind blowing! Although they all said the dinner was “fantastic, a ten!” We never saw or heard what was on the menu!
Other than the fact that the RHONY were getting along, it was just another drunken Tuesday filming in the Berkshires. I wanted to see the menu!
If you are a gay male with a few bucks in your pocket, I need you to take a little trip to Italy for me next month! The Chefs will host a Gay cooking, foodie & touring experience at La Cucina Sabina, our luxurious Italian villa in the Sabina foothills, outside of Rome, from November 11-17, 2018. Then report back with all the details!
I have feeling Chef Art might leave his five kids and his husband, painter Jesus Salgueiro, at home for this trip.
One of these days I’m going to go to the Southern Art Bourbon Bar in Buckhead and taste some bourbon!