These season is going to be crazy and people will be given tickets home by Captain Lee, one of those will be due to a medical emergency that was nearly fatal. Due to the hurricanes last season, the crew will be in Tahiti this season. On tonight’s show it’s the return of Foam Party Steve. He’s not one of Captain Lee’s favorite guests. Everything is one giant frat party when it comes to Steve. He got his moniker by insisting on an onboard foam party the last time he was on the show. I expect lots of costumes and a variety ways to chug alcohol.
Sidenote: Y’all I just finished watching The Voice and it is so good this season. If you are not watching I HIGHLY recommend it. Erica is back to recap it and I’m really emotional right now from the final singer. It was one of the best performances on the show ever. I already said last week (?) that a thirteen year old girl was going to win hands down but this season is full of show stopping performances. Sorry. I’ll try to move on now. I just need a moment to pull myself together. I’m regretting deleting that episode! Why did I do that?
We have a brand new crew! The chef is new and so is are all the stews and deckhands. This season looks like it has a TON of drama. I’m so excited already! The boat is crazy! We’ve got a Kiwi who needs subtitles. He’s hot. Ashton looks more like Kate’s type. The female deckhand is an Alaskan deep sea fisher! The Kiwi (is that offensive?) is already second guessing Chandler who has decided that all his deckhands will be of equal status.
Kate is not happy with the tiny galley and laundry room. As she says, it’s a big boat and but quite small down below. Caroline is already off to a bad start with the male stew.
At the first meeting Captain Lee gives his crew his three rules, “Work hard, don’t embarrass yourselves, and don’t embarrass the boat.” Failure to respect these rules will result in a plane ticket home.
Chef Adrian’s father just died after a long battle with cancer three weeks ago. He has four years of classical French training in Paris. Deckhand Rhylee and Ashton are already flirting. I don’t understand how you can crew a 180 foot yacht with two stews, especially when one had no experience. Oh I forgot about Kate. Nevermind. Still even four would be reasonable.
At the preference sheet, Kate is fine with Foam Party Steve. He already has requests for costumes and birthdays and anniversary stuff.
It’s pouring rain. But on the first day of charter and they catch a break and actually make it off the dock. FPS has brought five hundred balloons to blow up and fill the birthday girls bedroom.
Adrian’s food looks spectacular and the guests love it. Even Kate is impressed. Captain Lee is nervous about all the reefs in Tahiti. He has to navigate some dangerous waters with a really big boat. Also, the waves are insane.
FPS is wasted out of his mind before dinner. Ashton is forced into dressing up like cupid. He used to be a stripper when he was 19 he loved it. FSP brought a fake Captain’s shirt for Captain Lee to wear to dinner. He will be thrilled. He’s not fond of dinner with guests. Or drunk people. Or costumes. Or Foam Party Steve. Captain Lee and Kate will be on WWHL. I’ll recap that tomorrow so don’t spoil me in comments. I’m not sure what FSP is dressed up as, and I don’t think he knows either.
Captain Lee is just as impressed with the food as the guests are. That’s impressive. FSP is very, very, very excited to see Ashton pretty much naked. Way more so than the ladies.
The next day, drunk FSP is still drunk from the night before. He gets on a jetski and won’t wear a life vest. He is warned to stay away from the reefs. He goes completely nuts on the jetski and the Kiwi (Ross?) insists that he wear a life jacket even though Chandler didn’t care. Ross reports it to Captain Lee who warned Chandler in the beginning not to put the toys out if FSP was drunk. This is going to be a problem for Chandler. This will not go well. He refuses to listen to Captain Lee. I would not be surprised if Captain Lee ends the cruise.
To be continued…