Back in, April or May, Twitter decided to seemingly change it’s TOS retroactively. I began to get a notice when I logged into Twitter about tweets that needed to be deleted before I could carry on to my notifications. At that time they had pulled some tweets between myself and TeeCee where we greeted each other in our usual fashion and we both received the news that Tweets from seven years ago were no longer permitted. I remember talking to her about how retarded it was that we had to delete our tweets calling each other retarded. The tweets were from years ago. Apparently, Twitter has implemented a bot that searches for offensive words that we are no longer allowed to use on Twitter. So the new rule was applied to old tweets. Because that makes sense right?
Whatever. I would say no one reads my tweets from 2012, but at least once a week someone answers a question that I’ve asked that is time sensitive. For example I may have asked on a Sunday night if 60 minutes was running behind as it would impact my DVR settings. Four years later, some idiot answers the question. Are they living in some sort of parallel universe where it is still 2012?
Someone who has been on my Twitter since 2011 is @dramarty. He’s been around since the site began and I affectionately refer to him and two other guys as my three knuckleheads. I should point out I’m not sure if it is okay to call him a knucklehead anymore. It may insult actual knuckleheads. So he and his new BFF Luke are always tweeting together. They are silly. They are always tag teaming me with silly questions. I enjoy teasing them about being a couple (apparently they are just friends) and about being knuckleheads. So here is what happened.
Marty will talk to anyone. Including the official Twitter account. I found the Twitter question to be stupid. I presume Marty did too, so he gave a retarded answer.
So I respond with a smartass comment of my own. Marty feigned outrage, because, DRAMA Marty, and Luke laughed and laughed. It was a typical exchange.
I thought the Jovani heckling gif was a nice touch. Three morons liked Mary’s post except they were not in on the joke and/or didn’t find it funny. They were outraged on behalf of retards everywhere. One person even said she worked with people with disabilities a couple of them were on Twitter. I presume she works in education possibly as an administrator because that’s the sort of thinking you find in district idiots. There are 330 million Twitter users. The odd of her two retard co-workers reading my timeline is not particularly large. Those three followers have been blocked for their own good. They seemed unable to locate their unfollow button.
So I am in the window licking section. This means that I can’t hit the share buttons below my post so I am going to have to rely on you guys to hit the share buttons until this matter is resolved. I tried to ask Twitter for a list of words that are banned on Twitter but since I had already opened a ticket their robot sent me a ticket saying I already had an open ticket. Le sigh.
So if you rely on Twitter for post updates, you will need to check back in a few times a day to get the latest tea. Or sign up for email notifications. Be sure to sign up for comment notifications too so we can all stay up to date with how our Carolina friends are doing with the Hurricane Florence aftermath.
Twitter is retarded.