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Real Housewives of Orange County: Seeing Red

September 10, 2018 by tamaratattles 101 Comments

After they opted not to air an episode due to Labor Day, it feels like forever since we’ve seen these women. I just read the episode guide and it is nothing but arguing. Before we get started, there has been a ton of drama Kelly Dodd on social media. Last month, there was some idiot going around saying that Kelly was her daughter she had another name and she was a hired actor and so were Jolie and Vicki. It was disturbing enough that if I were Kelly, I’d hire an attorney to have the name and IP of the crazy person provided and a restraining order served. In a saner vein, Kelly and her brother have been going at it. They seem to be arguing about their mother. He’s claiming all sorts of libelous things saying that Kelly does drugs and abused her mother. He seems a bit off. The mother seems to be with him in Arizona, or vice versa. He seems to have partnered with a company that sells memberships to companies that provide those vitamin drips you see the hungover Pump Kids get. Kelly clearly doesn’t limit her constant arguing to the show.

We are back at the golf course where Vicki’s birthday party has come to a dramatic end after Gina’s fight with Emily causes a secondary blowup between Shannon and Tamra.  Shannon storms off. Again, it is convenient that Vicki has disappeared from the scene regarding both of these fights. She comes back to the table with Gina and Emily right after Shannon fled the scene, A producer chased after Shannon and Kelly got up to run after Shannon. Shannon has locked herself in the bathroom of the clubhouse and the two male employees are pacing around clearly irritated by the drama in their man cave where they come to avoid this type of nonsense. Kelly finally gets into the bathroom and Shannon does her “woe is me” routine behind closed doors. 

Eventually, Shannon comes back with Kelly and starts things up again with Emily. Tamra points out that Shannon makes everything about Shannon. Eventually, they decide drinking and eating cake is more important than arguing. Everyone leaves except for Vicki and Tamra who go to meet Steve in the club bar.

Tamra tells Steve she is so impressed with Vicki’s golf game. Steve says that he rarely gets to play with her, Then drunk Tamra tells him he needs to marry Vicki right now and he hightails it to the bar for another drink. This gives Tamra time to ask Vicki if she is “blowing him and fucking him.” Vicki says, “as much as I can.” I just can’t believe anyone who owns an runs a business would speak like this on national television. When the cameras are off and it is just the two of them? Sure! But in public for your children to watch online? Hell no. Tamra continues with the coarse conversation when Steve gets back and Vicki tells her they don’t use that language. Tamra persists. Steve is displeased. They made sure to show the employees silently rejoicing and shaking their heads when they left. So tacky. The phrase “you can’t take them anywhere” comes to mind.

Tamra is having a 45th birthday party for Eddie. In real life, Eddie had another ablation in the past few days that seems to have worked. Fingers crossed. Eddie invited David Beador. Shannon is not happy about it.

Vicki comes to meet Gina’s tribe. Vicki feels compassion for Gina because she is about Brianna’s age and raising incorrigible children alone. The thing is Gina’s kids are even worst and I would have already corrected them ten times before I got to their mother. Gina finally disciplines one of them for pushing her. Vicki seems to know Gina is divorcing her husband.

There are several small scenes in advance of the party to set up all the fights: Tamra and Shannon, Shane and Gina and perhaps Shannon and David if Eddie “forgets to dis-invite him.”

When Tamra scoots into the florist to pick things up for the party, Shannon is sitting outside with her own scooter. Apparently, two hours before she twisted her ankle and somehow magically managed to acquire her own scooter. She called her doctor who told her just to rest it. The whole story sounds fishy to me. What OC doctor with a rich woman with good insurance doesn’t drag her in for an x-ray and an expensive visit? While the two gimps are waiting for the florist, Tamra decides to confront Shannon about their one way friendship. Shannon takes it much better than I thought she would. Tamra has a breakdown over Eddie’s serious health problems. Eddie is terrified. They hug it out.

The birthday party is a red and white party and it’s really cute with throwback headshots of Eddie. It’s their first party in the gorgeous house. Emily of course comes in on Shane like a rabid chihuahua. I still have no reason to dislike Shane unlike you judgey fucks.

Shannon and Kelly arrive late. Shannon is now in a boot AND on a scooter for dramatic effect. Kelly is out to attack Steve tonight. Steve seems privy to the script and is clearly not looking forward to his upcoming scene.

When the ladies look at Eddie’s headshots, I am waiting for them to point out how gay Eddie’s musical theatre headshots are. This is like a test of Vicki’s ability to never bring it up again. Will it last?

We get a screenshot of Kelly’s tweet to Page Six calling Steve a douchebag and Vicki a pig. Oh, and correcting her age in the story.

Gina cries to Emily in the kitchen about her marriage. They are at a crossroads and she is not sure she wants to be with him anymore. Emily is really sweet. Vicki comes up to the pair and tells her not to give up too quick. She says she gave up on her marriage too quick and she wishes she would have tried harder.

Shannon tries to coach Kelly on how to approach Steve about her feelings about him hooking Michael up on a double date. This won’t end well. Kelly literally can’t walk in a straight line. Steve is talking with Shane and drunk (and possibly high) Kelly interrupts to talk to Steve. She asks him about the “drama on social media.” He says he isn’t on social media. She says he was on Page Six. He asked her what he supposedly said, and she’s stumbling all over herself. He asks her to take the drama somewhere else. Steve walks off. Kelly continues talking and Shane steps in to say if you have something to complain about you need to bring it to him. She says she hasn’t seen him until now. Kelly keeps going on and on Shane keeps saying don’t make it a bit deal. He has nothing to do with it. Kelly confronts him for “getting involve.” Shane literally does the “hands up don’t shoot” maneuver and Kelly keeps coming for him. Shane points out she is drunk. Actually, she’s wasted. Kelly says she is not drunk and this is her first drink. Shane replies, “That’s your normal behavior?!” and not it is on.

GIna threatens to kill Kelly. #TeamGina

Kelly walks off calling him a dork, and a loser, a pussy and a little twerp. Shannon apologizes to Shane saying she’s just upset. Kelly runs into Emily and starts to complain about the little man over there. Despite being introduced to him thirty minutes earlier.  Then  Kelly continues her verbal assault on Shane calling him a little bitch several times. Emily has had enough and demands she stop talking about her husband that way. Emily loses her mind and the other girls have to separate them. Emily screams, “I will kill you!”

And scene.

Next week: More screaming and threats from the ladies. Kelly starts telling all the girls Steve is only with VIcki for her money. Shannon goes to see Doctor Moon with Gina. Gina contemplates divorce.

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  1. LMD says

    September 10, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    This show has just gotten silly!!

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    • Kdwagz says

      September 10, 2018 at 11:01 pm

      At least it is more interesting than last year. I’m not hating Shane, and think he was doing the right thing defending Steve from bat shit Kelly. Kelly is too wasted to be on TV. Am guessing she may be worse off camera since Tamra was telling Shannon not to get lit with Kelly. Oddly, I am liking Tamra, Vicki, the new chicks and Shane ( but not his tv/fame thirsty mother).

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      • Meredith says

        September 11, 2018 at 12:14 am

        His mother is obviously not Mormon. But he is. And his wife isn’t. This is very confusing to me.

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      • Cheryle says

        September 11, 2018 at 6:35 pm

        It appears to me that Kelly is indulging in more than just alcohol.

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    • Sarah says

      September 12, 2018 at 8:19 am

      What it escalated to was ridiculous, but I thought Kelly’s incidenct escalation was ridiculous. She wasn’t a raging lunatic right of the bat at Steve. Steve was expecting it from her and was cold and dismissive. She didn’t go up to him screaming or cursing. He was rude and turned his back on HER “I Don’t want to hear what you have to say….go away w your drama.” Then Shane had to translate as if it were in Russian, after Steve was GONE!? Who does that? She was a guest in his home, and unfortunately I sure shed had attacked anyone who came for her like that in the middle of “private convo” I definitely don’t think she realized it was her husband. Unfortunate!

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  2. WhiskeyBreakfast says

    September 10, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    Tamra gets lower and more crude each season. Her choice of words at the clubhouse with Steve and Vicki was cringeworthy. She has zero dignity and no idea how to behave in public.

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    • Sara says

      September 10, 2018 at 11:44 pm

      She is disgusting.
      I rarely watch this show any more, Between sewer mouth Tamara, eternally crying Shannon, screaming Kelly and Vickie….ugh

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    • Something Clever says

      September 12, 2018 at 1:19 pm

      I LMAO’d at this scene.

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  3. Gigi says

    September 10, 2018 at 11:06 pm

    Tamra is the perfect example of why so many are against Christianity. We are supposed to be an example. Her language alone is disgusting. I have nothing against Shane either. This show is really getting monotonous.

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    • Erica says

      September 11, 2018 at 2:31 am

      Gigi… swearing has nothing to do with why people have issues with organized religion. Or talking about sex.

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  4. Laureen says

    September 10, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    It never ceases to amaze me how people with jobs, kids, parents, neighbors etc will talk about (and/or have) sex on national tv. I was thinking the same thing during Southern Charm Savannah when Hannah and Louis were having that cringeworthy fight in Turks and Caicos. It’s even worse when Tamra does it bc her estranged daughter has begged her repeatedly to not behave like that on TV. It’s just pathetic and sad.

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    • Nanette says

      September 11, 2018 at 12:52 am

      And wash it all down …with COCKTAILS. People who are assholes when sober turn into raging assholes when drunk. Tamra is the epitome of a raging asshole drunk.

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    • The Invisible Hand says

      September 11, 2018 at 2:52 am

      The coven knows that the ratings are down and are emphasizing what they hope, in desperation?,will change that. What we get is a sociopathic Kelly and hideous drunk Tamara…and production laughing slyly off camera.

      Kelly may only be mixing pills with booze, so maybe I should retract comment re “sociopathic”. Maybe not.

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  5. Spunky2015 says

    September 10, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    I’ve always been on Shane’s side with the Gina incident. If you want to be treated like a lady, then act like one. He’s bringing a much needed calling out on these women behaviors and adding some spice to the show. His wife should not be talking badly about him though.

    Kelly is a hot mess. Hope it’s true Michael is trying for full custody.

    Vicki is trying so hard to redeem her image in hopes of becoming a politician’s wife. Guess who will fund the campaign?

    Shannon needs to tone it down. She will get big bucks when they divorce and she really is over him.

    Tamra was disgusting. Glad Eddie is doing better and not happy with Tamra at the moment.

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    • Something Clever says

      September 12, 2018 at 1:27 pm

      I didn’t see anything wrong with Kelly’s conversation with Steve. Steve was the douche bag for blowing her off and walking away. If he didn’t do it, then he would have been more polite. If he did do it, then he should have owned up to it and listened to her. But he acted like a dismissive asshole. And she didn’t blow a gasket at him, either.

      Shane should have kept his mouth shut. He actually escalated the conversation when he sarcastically asked if Steve was the only man who posted stuff about her on social media. Not cool. If he wants to stay out of the women’s drama, then he should zip it.

      Shane should realize that he signed up for a reality show. If he wants to come off like a nice guy, then he should avoid the cameras as much as possible, be super nice when on camera, and say nothing at all controversial. If he has a tendency toward snark, then he will have a problem. However, if the producers like his sarcasm and if Shane’s douche baggery is helping his wife be relevant for the show and keep her Bravo paycheck going, then he needs to accept that he will be skewered in social media and blogs like this. His wife is earning a nice paycheck for having those cameras around. If he wants to keep living in OC and living that lifestyle without Bravo around, he should pass that California bar exam and start earning a lawyer’s paycheck.

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      • tamaratattles says

        September 12, 2018 at 3:41 pm

        If a man wrote a comment just like this about two women telling them all of the SHOULDS I think you would be as outraged as I am about this comment.

        You seem to think the two men SHOULD have just stood there when the drunk ass woman stumbled up to their table where they actually were as you said they SHOULD stay away from the drama and cameras. Then Steve is wrong for refusing to engaged with an incoherent drunk and chose to remove him from the situation now you say he SHOULD not have done that. Shane tries to engage and seems to be trying to help her by pointing out that she’s not being very clear in her conversation to Steve and Shane SHOULD not do that either.

        Then you call Shane a douchbag and seem to know what sort of income he is making and when he SHOULD take the bar. If the genders were reversed here we would be calling you a misogynistic asshole. They are usually identified by the number of times they use the word SHOULD.

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        • Fash84 says

          September 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

          Couldn’t agree more! Why should Steve or Shane have to just sit there whilst Kelly rails off in her usual aggressive out of control way. I don’t even care if Steve did say something to page six, someone needs to say something about Kelly’s ridiculous behaviour it’s gone on for too long. Good on Steve for sitting hey out and refusing to engage. Shane was trying to just be calm about a situation he’d been made a part of by Kelly interrupting his conversation with Steve, she started going off, so he called get on it. I like Shane he calls it as he sees it.

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        • Zalo says

          September 14, 2018 at 4:06 am

          iI guess Something Clever is engaging in “womansplaing”!?!

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        • Gaylyn says

          September 28, 2018 at 3:05 pm

          Amen! I agree with you 100%!!

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  6. Jr.Leaguer says

    September 11, 2018 at 12:02 am

    Dorinda morphs into Slurinda and Kelly morphs into Kelamity when they drink. They both have daughters. I know that Dorinda’s daughter is grown, while Kelly’s daughter is a young teen…but still…have some pride…be better examples to your daughters!
    I still can’t figure Gina out. Her kids are very, very young…move to where your husband’s damn job is located. If he traveled, that would be one thing, but he is just in LA day after day. It is not like Gina has a powerhouse career, or that her kids are in high school, or that she has family and friends that she can’t bear to leave. NONE of those apply in her case.

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    • Spunky2015 says

      September 11, 2018 at 9:42 am

      @JrLeagurer: I agree. Even if they are divorced live near one another for the kids sake.

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    • HarshSim says

      September 11, 2018 at 10:55 am

      Very well said. I don’t understand why she acts like she’s trapped in Orange County.

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      • Kate says

        September 11, 2018 at 3:49 pm

        She needs a job. Her job is in the OC and she will stay there and play the role.

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  7. Meredith says

    September 11, 2018 at 12:12 am

    Every single crying scene on this show tonight was fake AF. I didn’t see a single tear.

    I get a weird vibe from Shane. My husband wouldn’t engage in some drama if he was dragged into it, forget volunteeringly inserting himeself into it.

    I also 100% do not believe Eddie took his cell phone and made a fake call to “Tamra’s God”. I do think they’ve been through a hellish experience I wouldn’t wish on anyone and that she is understandably scared but that was a bit ridiculous.

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    • The Invisible Hand says

      September 11, 2018 at 2:55 am

      I’ll bet the LA apt was supposed to be a once and awhile thing.

      Didn’t turn out that way, sadly, I guess.

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      • Cheryle says

        September 11, 2018 at 11:12 am

        My Father worked in downtown LA.. He had a place near LA where he worked and only came home on weekends. He did that for many years. He wanted us to grow up in a better place and at the beach so he sacrificed. He occasionally would come home mid -week but he would have to leave around 5 am to go into LA and then not leave LA until 7 because of the traffic.

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        • Cheryle says

          September 11, 2018 at 11:19 am

          I also like Emily and Shane on the show. I like his sarcasm and reality. Maybe we need more interaction with the men on these shows to change the dynamic.

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    • Endora says

      September 11, 2018 at 10:45 am

      Agree. Except for rage, all other attempts at emotion were B.S.

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  8. kete05 says

    September 11, 2018 at 12:29 am

    I like Gina.

    That is all. The rest is same old, same old.

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  9. Meredith says

    September 11, 2018 at 12:31 am

    Also I know people hate Kelly but she brings the drama to an otherwise super boring show.
    Steve was wrong to go to Page Six and not discusss it with Kelly. If he didn’t want drama, why in the world would he go to Page Six?
    Kelly explained all of this on Jeff Lewis’s show on Andy’s SiriusXM channel. Basically the housewives get smacked with fines for discussing anything about the show when it is filming but Steve has been Vicki’s mouth piece as he isn’t contracted. That would pose me off too.
    But Kelly doesn’t and never has fought cleanly. She gets mean quickly.

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  10. Janet says

    September 11, 2018 at 1:53 am

    I dont like Kelly. She looks like such an asshole, griping still about her ex meeting someone thru Steve, when she couldnt wait to dump his ass and party like a rock star. Uh nobody feels sorry for you, or at least I dont. I think shes just pissed, cuz she probably thought being single would be easier or more fun than its been, like when she was younger, and before how it is now. Kelly youre getting older too, and your personality sucks, so good luck with that. Nobody normal is gonna like her. I really liked that Shane was sarcastic to her and honest. He said what I was thinking. Tamra looked soooo idiotic talking dirty like that to and about Steve too. Their sex life is none of her buisness, and she cannot hold her liquor either. I think she wanted to force on that issue, looking for a reason for Vickie to not be able to move on from Brooks. Im sure Vickie has learned by now, that theres more to relationships than just the sex. I felt bad also for Eddie, when Tamra acted like Shannon was more important than him. It was his birthday party, plus hes had major health issues. Talk of girl code sounded ridiculous and immature. I was so glad Eddie and Ryan made fun of her little boy shirt.

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    • The Invisible Hand says

      September 11, 2018 at 2:58 am

      Great comments, although I liked the shirt…🦉

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      • Janet says

        September 11, 2018 at 7:58 pm

        I kinda liked the shirt too, but I still liked that Eddie and Ryan ridiculed her for it. I love when those two team up on her and bond over it. He he.

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    • Endora says

      September 11, 2018 at 10:48 am

      In my opinion, it seemed like Tamra was trying to vamp Steve. Eeew….just eeew.

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    • Janice says

      September 13, 2018 at 9:50 pm

      I agree with your comment about Tamra prioritizing Shannon over Eddie. It was His birthday party and David Beador is his friend. His friend takes precedence in that situation. If Shannon then chose not to come, that’s on her. Tamra was out of line.

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  11. therealdeb says

    September 11, 2018 at 2:10 am

    I was really rooting for a softer less nasty Kelly this season, sadly that hasn’t happened. I really like Shane and Emily, there is something so endearing and sweet with them. Gina I feel so sorry for, her lifenis a mess. Tamra sue has always been trashy and always will be. Remember Simon tried to send her to etiquette classes? She needs them seriously.

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  12. Meredith says

    September 11, 2018 at 2:19 am

    I’m not getting the Shane love and yea I’m judgemental.
    I don’t blame him for wanting Gina to STFU. But his recap of her behavior came off as preachy to me.
    He had no business interfering with Kelly if he can’t stand up for himself which apparently his wife won’t allow him to do. Emily went off the rails.
    His weak excuses for not passing or taking the bar exam are really awful at best. Everyone here roasted Craig from Southern Charm about the bar and he’s a kid compared to Shane. No shame in not wanting to be an attorney.
    Emily and Shane have zero chemistry. The episode where the went to dinner she was dressed like Queen Elizabeth but with fake diamonds and he was dressed to go to a pub. Something isn’t kosher between them.

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    • Spunky2015 says

      September 11, 2018 at 11:00 am

      Shane is a lawyer. He was Emily’s boss. He needs to pass the CA bar. Hard to do when you work full time and have four kids to take care of when your wife has three jobs.

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      • 2tall4u2 says

        September 11, 2018 at 1:05 pm

        No he’s not an attorney. He may have his law degree but he can’t practice law until he passes the bar. What he’s been doing at his family’s firm is paralegal work. Which is why his mother keeps pressing him to study and pass the bar. I believe he’s failed it 4 times.

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        • thill says

          September 11, 2018 at 4:14 pm

          I thought he was licensed to practice law in Utah? He just hasn’t passed the bar since moving to CA. It is one of the harder bar exams to pass, but he will never do it if he keeps using all the excuses we’ve heard.

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          • tamaratattles says

            September 11, 2018 at 6:13 pm

            Please enlighten us on his excuses. I must have missed those.

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            • Something Clever says

              September 12, 2018 at 1:32 pm

              He gave us excuses on a recent episode, maybe last week. I think it had to do with moving recently and not trying that hard. Then Emily promised to watch the kids or somehow lighten his load at home so he could study.

      • SJU says

        September 15, 2018 at 4:19 pm

        Isn’t Emily an attorney? Wonder how that on screen screaming plays in court with judges and clients?

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        • tamaratattles says

          September 15, 2018 at 6:27 pm

          Yes, because attorneys are known for their calm,laid back nature and never standing up to a fight. No one would want to hire an attorney who so voraciously defends their husband from unjust accusations.

          Oh, wait…

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          • SJU says

            September 15, 2018 at 7:25 pm

            I’d be hesitant to work with an attorney who screamed about killing somene. I appreciate a good defense but not to the point she took it.

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  13. The Invisible Hand says

    September 11, 2018 at 3:00 am

    God Bless America.

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  14. Cheleylee says

    September 11, 2018 at 4:53 am

    Dr Moon was likely the one to receive the it’s okay it’s not okay call about her foot & he told her to RICE. Hence she hot dialed medical supply to bring her a matching scooter instead of actually following his advice. She’s got to be the big shot ..as Billy Joel sang. Hopefully she listened to Tamara & will try to be more balanced in her give & take in her friendships. Instead of hoovering it all
    My eyes truly boinged out of my head when Kelly went in on Shane with the names. & looked like close enough to hear. And just for standing with Steve ? Who likely didn’t know what page 6 is in the first place (he’s no Sonja Morgan) Alas, not only did my eyes bulge and my mouth drop open but I actually stood up when Shane asked if this is her normal behavior ? *SNAP* problem solved
    Too bad, Kelly is not as eloquent or steely minded as Bethenny- it would have been great to hear an actual discussion between the two about why he approached the press (& if it was indeed him) but as usual it broke down to petty name calling. She’s good at it tho. Perhaps it’s in the practice.
    And was it just me, or did Gina remind me of the late Alan Thicke’s beautiful bride Tonya (spell?) ?

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    • MeAgain says

      September 11, 2018 at 5:39 am

      You had me giggling hard at your comment, he’s no Sonja Morgan! Thank you!

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      • Endora says

        September 11, 2018 at 10:51 am

        Maybe his v.jay is small…lol

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    • Something Clever says

      September 12, 2018 at 1:36 pm

      Steve was a douche in that scene. For someone claiming to have not done the thing he was accused of, he wasn’t at all curious to see what she was angry about. If someone had posted something in my name that resulted in someone coming for me, I would have listened to her and looked at the post. I also would have had something to say about fake social media accounts. But he deflected and then walked off without listening. As a former police officer, he should have better skills at de-esacalating conflict. Instead, he acted like a guilt person who was not at all sorry for what he did.

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      • tamaratattles says

        September 12, 2018 at 3:46 pm

        The best way to deescalate a drunk, high woman with an agenda is not to stay an attempt to reason with her. The best thing to do is to walk away.

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  15. thill says

    September 11, 2018 at 9:07 am

    It seemed that all of the scenes were fake, with the ladies intentionally going over the top. I think Emily especially is desperate to stay on the show — I didn’t for a minute believe her attack of Kelly wasn’t intentionally OTT. Other than the husband issue, Emily brings nothing to the show so she has to milk it every episode.

    I am not a fan of Emily’s husband either. While I do appreciate his down to earth statements like “is this who you want to associate with?” to Emily, I do not give any allowance for all his wise cracks — “he’s sarcastic” is code for I am trying to excuse the fact that he’s a rude asshole. Not likable. Or tolerable. Maybe he is deflecting from the fact that he is a failure as a CA lawyer.

    Gina seems like a one and done to me. She is divorcing. I saw elsewhere that her house is listed for sale. I don’t see her affording the lifestyle needed to be even one of the less wealthy women on the show.

    Kelly acts so crazy all the time that it does seem as if she is always drunk or high. I think she is crazy and it is exacerbated by booze or whatever. Her “role” seems to be going off the rails at whatever party they have. I don’t think she can be helped without serious rehab and therapy.

    I haven’t watched OC since the very beginning, but I believe that Tamra has always been crude. She should try harder to keep it off camera.

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    • Dahlsma says

      September 11, 2018 at 2:24 pm

      Co-sign! WTFf is up with Gina and her Suntan Malibu Barbie frosty blue eye shadow? She’s seriously miscast. She dresses like a Canoga Park mom, not a wealthy OC Housewife. She parades around with bad hair, bad clothes, makeup. She’s bringing nothing to this show but her bratty kids. She’s super uninteresting. I don’t care about her faux marriage or impending divorce.

      Kelly is a serious drunk nutcase and I do hope her ex gets custody of her daughter. She’s just awful to watch. Tamara is so crude, always has been. Although, at least she’s bringing the hair and make up this season, she absolutely looks great, kudos to her hairdresser, wow.

      I with they’d bring back Heather and Alexis. Now that she’s divorced and a hot single mom, I’d bet she’d have a more interesting story line.

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    • Something Clever says

      September 12, 2018 at 1:40 pm

      Shane’s comment about “is this the kind of person you want to hang with” or similar, is something you’d say in private to your spouse. Saying this in the middle of the conflict is another way of escalating the fight. I’m not digging Shane. If Emily wants to protect him so much, she should keep him away from the cameras. If she wants to make him her storyline, though, then they are getting what they deserve.

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      • Sara says

        September 12, 2018 at 2:50 pm

        I’m not digging Shane either. He reminds me of a yappy Chihuahua .

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  16. KDM says

    September 11, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Loved Shane when he said to Kelly “This is your NORMAL behavior??” and then made an “Ewww” face right to her.

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    • sheebeest says

      September 12, 2018 at 10:36 am

      Me too, KDM!

      Has anyone else noticed how viewers always think the handsome husbands are sexy and wonderful and the less than handsome, overweight, short or old ones (PK, Shane) are “creepy” and “disgusting”? Nice to know women aren’t the only ones being constantly judged. (#sarcasm)

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      • Janet says

        September 12, 2018 at 11:49 am

        Thats true. I have an eclectic taste in men though. Certain men I find sexy for their attitude, sense of humor, or how they carry themselves, rather than being good looking. I also dont put alot of stock in looks per se, because thats only the outside to me and not the measure of the person. To tell ya the truth Im almost allways on the mens side, with the exception of Brooks or Breannas husband, that time he went off at that party. I think the men show waaaay more class than the housewives do. I thought Kelly was totally in the wrong, and she allready attacked both Steve and Vickie over the thing with her ex, calling them awtul names.. Of course Steve didnt want to talk about it, and its ridiculous anywaye. Thats something I would never do, and Ive been in that situation before. If yourr split up, any mutual friends are gonna do this for them or you, and its what ftiends do. If you dont like it then reconcile, but get over yourself. Michael is the more desireable one because hes the one who has the income and buisness savy. Kelly is existing on alimony and temporary child support from him, and this show as long as who knows how long that lasts. Shes nuts and cant remarry without losing her income from Michael. Plus running around like she does makes her look like a bad mother. None of it a real attractive package, and so Michael is more eligable, although he is prpbably turned off to marriage now big time, unless he meets someone really special. Kelly doesnt get how tough the competition is out there.

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  17. Nanette says

    September 11, 2018 at 9:44 am

    Kelly is quick-witted and funny AF when she isn’t drunk off her ass. If these women were sweet and funny when wasted, it would be fine. BUT … IF …

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  18. FranklySpeaking says

    September 11, 2018 at 10:11 am

    Fake as fuck OC with bad casting of these two new broads who are boring AF. So over this show! Kelly tried real hard to liven things up but instead came off as hott mess with arrested development. The men have had too much training by now to be involved anymore. Just leave them at home and go on trips! Can’t the OC ladies go anywhere besides Mexico?

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    • Cheryle says

      September 11, 2018 at 11:30 am

      Mexico is cheap trip and only an hour from here.

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      • Cheryle says

        September 13, 2018 at 12:08 pm

        The disgusting thing about living an hour from the border..We had 5 Heroin overdoses here on Saturday with one High Schooler death..sorry Tamara for this but I am not in a very good place with this.

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        • Nanette says

          September 13, 2018 at 12:24 pm

          Sorry for your losses. The saddest part to me is WHY so many people are using H. Couple that with availability, perfect storm. I wonder if it were all from an extra-potent batch. That happens.

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          • Cheryle says

            September 13, 2018 at 8:34 pm

            Yes, Thank You Nanette. Just sick about this. Maybe the Black Tar kind from Mexico.

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        • Dbltrouble says

          September 14, 2018 at 10:11 am

          I’m sorry too Cheryle. As a former Huntington Beach resident for 14 years I know how you feel. Now living back in NC and just worrying about a hurricane. Sending prayers your way.

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          • Cheryle says

            September 14, 2018 at 10:59 am

            Dbltrouble. I don’t know what has happened to us here. I have heard that drug dealers are targeting this area including Huntington Beach as a distribution area. However,They have been finding many underground tunnels from Tijuana into Otay Mesa coming up under business parks, restaurants as I get San Diego news. I am watching hurricane news. Please take care and stay safe now.

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  19. Toni Lee Gildea says

    September 11, 2018 at 10:55 am

    All these idiots need to be hosed down.

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    • Nanette says

      September 13, 2018 at 12:25 pm

      Good one. Love to see all those weaves and extensions after hosing.

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  20. SEKirks says

    September 11, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    I wondered where Kelly’s mother & brother were this season. Thanks for the update TT.

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  21. Vickie80 says

    September 11, 2018 at 1:37 pm

    I didn’t feel sorry for Shannon this episode, and most episodes I do. She didn’t come off well at all!

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  22. Lola says

    September 11, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    Shane *is* a little bitch.

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  23. Din says

    September 11, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    What people glazed over this episode is just how manipulative Tamra was. First she brings up Shane at that dinner so they can all gossip about him, leading to Shannon saying that all that reminds her of David. Then Tamra goes around fanning the flames of Shannon “dissing” Emily’s husband. When it becomes the topic of conversation at the golf lunch Shannon unintentionally but correctly points out that it is Tamra that is starting all this shit and she just said one little thing, which threatens Tamra with truth and exposure. Tamra then goes full deflecting sociopath and now claims Shannon has been attacking Shane, which is absurd but draws attention away from her. To divert attention even further she elaborates her attack on Shannon by taking a cheap shot and pointing out how self-centered she is, something that has absolutely nothing to do with the actual drama going on. In order to make up with Shannon she then tries to squeeze out crocodile tears and claims Shannon has not been supportive enough of her, which is yet another attack on Shannon’s character painting her as a bad friend, but because Shannon is not that at all it is easy for her to mend that fence, initial drama long forgotten.

    Another thing I noticed is that when Tamra went on the defense after being called out, her whole demeanor changed and stayed creepy throughout the second lunch with Steve and Vicky.

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    • Nanette says

      September 13, 2018 at 12:42 pm

      I agree with you about Tamra. One would think by now that when she passes on info, it is often malicious or mangled. Consider the source (Tamra) ladies; then go to the original person and get the real story. After seeing Tamra on WWHL a while back with Dr. Drew, I realize that she is BOTH uneducated AND dim. Drew blamed it on the LA public school system. But I think she was more into socializing in HS so not the fault of the schools. Hiding behind JeeSUS makes her actions even more despicable. I find Vicki much improved this season. Except for the TMI on that weird show. No big screaming outbursts. She has claimed since season 1 that she likes/needs to be married. But seeing the desperation is painful.

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  24. Karebear says

    September 11, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    Eloquently done, I agree fully Tamra stirs shit then screams her way out till called on it. 86 this bitch please its tiresome to watch.

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  25. Trinity says

    September 12, 2018 at 1:32 am

    Tamara and Vicki are evil people!!! That is all

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  26. Nikki says

    September 12, 2018 at 9:59 am

    Ugh that conversation with Vicki, Tamra and Steve….he was right to jump up quick and leave! I have always had second hand embarrassment for women (mostly my coworkers) who tell their boyfriend “marry me marry me!!!” especially in front of a huge group.
    Kelly was shit faced. I’m not sure if I believe that Kelly really didn’t remember meeting Shane?? It’s hard to tell with her because she is always loud mad and drunk at the parties.
    Shannon, even though I do like her, does seem really needy…that ankle issue with her on the day she was meeting up with Tamra was just too much…

    Thanks for the recaps TT, It makes my work day bearable when I can sneak over and read them! 🙂

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    • The Invisible Hand says

      September 12, 2018 at 2:27 pm

      She has self inflicted short term memory issues. Medicinal? Hehehehehehahahahaha

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  27. Jen says

    September 12, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    I just can’t stand shannon. She just says the victim non stop. I’m going through a divorce too. I didn’t get thousands in temporary support. If I could even begin to tell you what happens to real wonen… it should be criminal….I’m tired of her voice and her me me me me me…. ugh Tamra’s husband was having serious heart issues. How fucking selfish. She is just gross. I can’t stand her at all.

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  28. Trish says

    September 12, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    I want a scooter!! I broke my damn foot at the end of July and did not get a scooter, I did get a hard as hell grey boot – that is heavy and awkward! Hopefully, it will be gone soon.

    Kelly is out of control. Dorinda and Kelly would make a great couple.

    I’m sorry, but Eddie really did look gay in those head shots. Sorry.

    It is so hard to watch this show, lately. RHOOC used to be my favorite.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 12, 2018 at 4:05 pm

      Trish, come sit next to me. There is safety in numbers when GLH comes for us! 🙂

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      • GLH says

        September 12, 2018 at 4:17 pm

        I’m coming for all y’all bitches haha! Joke joke. I’m feeling pretty mellow atm, might be the 3 glasses of prosecco I’ve had tonight.

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      • Trish says

        September 12, 2018 at 9:59 pm

        LOL!

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        • Nanette says

          September 13, 2018 at 5:10 pm

          If you broke your right foot, perhaps Shannon could send you the left hooker heel.

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    • Dbltrouble says

      September 14, 2018 at 10:21 am

      Trish forgive me but all I could think of when you mentioned the scooter was Nene asking Kim “WHERE IS YOUR SCOOTER” on the last RHOA reunion.

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  29. GLH says

    September 12, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    I’ve seen a few people say that Shane should stay out of ‘womens business / arguments’. Fair point if Kelly was arguing with another HW but she wasn’t and therefore wasn’t a womans issue. Maybe she should stay out of mens issues as she has no problem giving her opinion on various husbands. I think Shane might be a little nosey inserting himself but at the same time if it was that much of a private or sensitive issue she should have pulled Steve to the side. I like Kelly… shes funny, crass and not scared of a good confrontation but in this case she lost the high ground going overboard.

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  30. The Invisible Hand says

    September 12, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    If Kelly were born flat chested without access to bright red lipstick she’d be taking orders at a local ihop – until she got fired for berating customers.

    She has zero redeeming values.

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    • Marie says

      September 13, 2018 at 1:34 am

      I think she **was** born flat chested.

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  31. Meemo says

    September 12, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    I enjoy watching Gina and Emily, their friendship seems genuine and brings a much needed light to the show. I thought at the beginning of the season Shannon and Kelly would be more thelma and louise-y to watch but they are just a pill. They cause me to live in fear of my husband leaving and I ultimately become a bunyip living in a swamp of sweaty make up and vodka. Shannon should probably see a therapist not a energise or whatever, that scooter thing was scary odd.

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  32. SuzyJane says

    September 12, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    I don’t really care what gender any of those three are, they all acted like jerks. Shane had no reason to add his 2 cents, Kelly went off the rails, and Steve was an ass.

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  33. YDIB says

    September 13, 2018 at 2:41 am

    “ Gimps?” Such a tacky and outdated word to use. Not to mention offensive. It isn’t clever or cute. Might as well call gay people fags and black people the n-word. Defending comments as “ misogynistic,” therefore is moot.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 13, 2018 at 2:55 am

      Yes, let’s make all words that YDIB doesn’t like “just as offensive as the N word” Everyone please update your derogatory word files accordingly. Stay tuned for further fucking rankings of shitty words you cumsatchels can’t say anymore from Head Twatwaffle in charges of words, YDIB.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 13, 2018 at 2:59 am

      It occurs to me that I should petition YDIB for a temporary allowance for Trish to refer to herself as a gimp for in so long as she remains one; however, once she is no longer a gimp, she shall once again be forbidden from using the term.

      If any of the rest of you are gimps, please submit a request to YDIB.

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      • Traci says

        September 16, 2018 at 1:33 am

        This all made me laugh way too hard!!! I think “gimp” is the perfect description of two spoiled women wrestling around with scooters trying to “out gimp” each other lol

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      • Floridagirl says

        September 16, 2018 at 4:57 am

        Meemo above called Shannon and Kelly a “pill.” I don’t know about that word! We might have to sensor and ban it to! For God’s sakes! Or am I not allowed to say that? Do I need to say Pete or Heaven to be PC?

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        • GLH says

          September 16, 2018 at 5:00 am

          How dare you mention god. Censor that immediately!

          Also, Shannon in pill form would be a super strong laxative.

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          • Floridagirl says

            September 16, 2018 at 5:08 am

            Lol, how about my bad spelling? Maybe I should be banned for being barely literate!

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            • GLH says

              September 16, 2018 at 5:20 am

              It’s outta my hands now girl! The great YDIB will pass judgement…

              LOL

            • tamaratattles says

              September 16, 2018 at 2:29 pm

              I think YDIB is the TWITTER BOT! lol

  34. tamaratattles says

    September 16, 2018 at 4:15 am

    Someone just tried to post this and it cracked me the fuck up. When stupid people don’t know they are stupid…

    “Rocket surgery”? Holy shit are you fucking stupid. It’s Rocket Science.

    Thank GOD you do not teach young people. How you ever got through school is one of the greatest mysteries of all.

    I think you lie. You’re barely literate for Christ’s sake.

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  35. Marie says

    September 17, 2018 at 12:41 am

    Anyone catch that David is gping to be a daddy again??

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      September 17, 2018 at 12:35 pm

      PLEASE READ THE COMMENTING RULES.

      Reply

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