Hello again y’all!!! We’re back at Kameron’s super amazing house in Beaver Creek where everyone is waking up from the night from hellish drinking and misunderstandings. D’Andra fills Leeanne in on all the feuding from the night before. Leeanne can’t believe that Kam is that upset about the adoption reveal since they’re not that close. Cary and Kam rehash the argument and Kam is insistent that she should have been told. Stephanie misspoke and blamed Kam for “bashing a baby” and Kam won’t let it go. Brandi thanks Steph for standing up for her. Cary tries in vain to get Kam to LET IT GO but it’s an unending loop. D’Andra decides she’s going to confront Brandi about their issues that day while snowmobiling. Hopefully they wear helmets!
The ladies go snowmobiling and on the drive Brandi addresses Kam. She says she felt targeted and that Kam made it all about herself. Kam felt hurt and left out and she tells Steph that she was upset about the words Steph used. D’Andra tells Kam that she took Steph wrong but won’t concede that it was a mistake.. Leeanne interjects and tells Kam that she has to learn to let go. This no drinking thing she’s doing is making her the voice of reason and I have to say, I like it a lot. Kam admits that the alcohol fueled the fire and decides to let it go. Praise you Leeanne! The ladies go snowmobiling and Kam actually calls herself “an avalanche of fun”. I can’t. They get to the top of the mountain and the view is beautiful.
Brandi and D’Andra talk about the Adderall comment. D’Andra confesses to taking meds for ADD and Brandi can see why she would be concerned about Adderall abuse. They come to an understanding and agree to move on. Leanne decides to imbibe with the ladies at dinner. Everyone is getting along so they go back to the house. There’s lots of silliness and dancing and groping-good times overall! Steph is leaving to go to Italy and meet up with her family. Brandi fills Steph in on a fight that Leeanne and D’Andra had over which one of them was the queen of the group. I can settle this easily: it’s Leeanne. Like her or not, she’s the one they all fear. D’Andra, your title would be “housewife with hottest husband”. It’s a great title but please, let the queen be(e).
Kam rips up her itinerary so Brandi takes the opportunity to create some dramafun. She asks Kam to officiate a fake pageant between D’Andra and Leeanne over who the queen is. Kam is thrilled to be in on the shenanigans and not the butt of them like she usually is. Brandi and D’Andra go shopping and umm…what??? The store they go to serves tequila shots! Ok, I would LOVE to shop if that’s the way shopping was!!! They buy cowboy hats, boots and oh who cares because they’re DOING SHOTS WHILST SHOPPING!!! Shots. While shopping. I just can’t. They have a great bonding trip (obvi) while Leeanne and Kam get massages. Sorry, super PopCultureJealous over here. Sigh.
They all go to dinner at a cute little log cabin and holy hell it’s a buffet! I can’t remember the last time I saw a Housewife at a buffet and I’ve never related more than to them than when they all went beelining to the mac and cheese. Yet another reason to love these ladies! They bring up the queen argument and Brandi informs them they will be competing for the title judged by Brandi and Kam. Leeanne has done 7 pageants so yes she’s queen! Brandi asks Leeanne what she likes to do with her hands. Leeanne gives a long pageanty answer of using them for good and Cary mutters “strangle people with them”. Brandi then allows D’Andra and Leeanne to ask each other questions and D’Andra decides to bring the room down and go deep asking about Leeanne not having a wedding date. Leeanne doesn’t really answer, blaming Rich’s blindness for the delay, then Leeanne blames herself. She says that she’s afraid of them getting married only to get divorced due to Leeanne’s habit of self destruct. D’Andra isn’t buying it and feels like Rich is the one who’s backed out. Leeanne cries and her huge fake lash comes off. Cary saves the day with her lash saving skillzz and everyone but D’Andra are super supportive of Leeanne and Rich’s prolonged engagement.
They all pack to leave but Cary leaves early to meet up with her family. Kam wants to make sure someone gets the queen crown so they do the talent portion of the pageant. D’Andra’s talent is butt clenching (can’t and don’t really want to explain it but it involves her ass and a kcup) and Kam is rightly terrified. Leeanne’s “talent” is rapping but I think she felt bad and just handed the crown to D’Andra because it’s the only reason that rapping thing happened. Brandi crowned D’Andra queen and they all leave Beaver Creek with their respective beavers in tact.
Thank you all for reading and I will see you next week where it looks like Brandi and Leeanne’s short lived friendship hits a snag. Anyone else shocked?? Shots while shopping…who knew?????