Apparently, on the Tuesday, September 4th episode of Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald, Kim Biermann claimed she was “in talks to be The Bachelorette.”
I shall pause here for the laughter to subside.
Seriously. Try to catch your breath.
She told Heather that it was before RHOA and Ariana was about two years old. She’d done no TV and she’s not sure how they knew about her. Could it be from her stripper days? She’s a nutjob. There were only two episodes of The Bachelorette before RHOA started. And both times and pretty much every season since The Bachelorette is chosen from The Bachelor losers. There is no way in hell that some casting agent was in Atlanta looking for a chain-smoking, heavy drinking single mother of two to be one of the first Bachelorettes.
This comes on the heels of Brielle claiming she is in talks to be on The Bachelorette. She is not. She has also tried to get on Ex on the Beach with her local boyfriend before the baseball player who dumped her. I suppose there is at least a chance there. I mean Faith from VPR was on and most of the people on that show are people no one has ever heard of.
Also, in fairness, Kathryn Dennis was hinting that she was “in talks” with The Bachelorette as well. That’s just not how it works. The only way to get on the show as someone outside of the franchise is to be one of the women pursuing The Bachelor. Even then, Kathryn would likely not be allowed to be on the show due to her non-compete clause in her contract.
In other Juicy Scoop news, apparently their Facebook Group was talking about potential replacements for Andy Cohen (also sadly unlikely to happen) and Heather had some sort of meltdown on her private group page about why no one suggested her for the position. Le sigh. And then one of the rival private Facebook gangs had a field day with her post on their private group.
So, in summary, yesterday was a big day for freakouts in the private Facebook group world regarding Heather and Juicy Scoop.
I think kims delusions have no effect on me since everything that comes out of that mouth is bull.
I think i laughed harder at the meltdowns in private Facebook groups thing. First, those exist?!?! Secondly, what the hell are they for?
I’m in one. They are sort of like message boards with an agenda. Lots of podcasters have them to promote their shows. People talk about Bravo stuff kind of like a message board. I don’t have time to go to the one I am in very often. Sometimes I go there to publicize an exclusive or to see what the cool kids are talking about that day. If I didn’t have site to deal with of my own, I’d probably belong to more. Also people from those groups sometimes post my my stuff and actually link to my site unlike some of the large public message boards.
And just like the large message boards people are territorial and dislike other boards just like we dislike other sites.
Heather McDonald is such trash. Seriously. Vile, and incredibly thin skinned.
That’s your opinion and I heard of lot of it in emails today. I don’t listen to podcasts because my TV is ALWAYS ON but occasionally if I have a lot of work to do in the kitchen, I would listen to Juicy Scoop. She had a series of stories about her and her estranged family members I was very interested in a few years back.
I’m not really sure what happened between Heather and Chelsea Handler. I used to love Chelsea.
I took Chelsea’s books to St. Lucia when I splurged on a trip to the place where Kenya got married. They do not have TV or Internet (by design) there it’s a place to totally unplug and read and enjoy the natural beauty of the Titons. I forget why, but I disliked Chelsea after reading her books, and I clearly bought them because I was a fan. I left them in the hotel library where people could leave/take books with some sort of note at the beginning that said as much.
I don’t know a lot about Heather but I like her well enough. All those California women with podcasts seem to crave fame and attention. I guess the same could be said of those of us with websites… 🙂
I have not read Chelsea’s books, but I used to like her a lot and I no longer do. I don’t even remember why, but I think she was mean or I got sick of her ragging people or something. Care …
Tamara, Chelsea is trash. Remember I was married to her brother (not the chef, but the accountant). They made loads of money writing chapters about her. She was a friend at the time but out of control. I have zero respect for her – she slept her way to the top.
Chelsea claims that Heather sold private information about her to the tabloids. The fallout happened like 6 months after Chelsea Lately ended.
I bought a friend one of Chelsea’s books bc I thought the description on the back was funny and that she’d enjoy it. Boy was I wrong. My friend was offended and thought I was making some sort of commentary on her life. LOL!!
I stopped liking Chelsea Handler too at some point but just don’t remember why or how. oh well.
I like Heather a lot and I listen to her podcasts every week, but she got defensive over the listeners criticizing and making fun of Kim’s lying ass after the interview. I get that you don’t bring on a guest and then trash them afterwards, but I think the listeners should be able to speak freely about the content of the show. Do we have to start another private group to be able to give our honest opinions about the guests? Also, she went on and on about how great Kim’s plastic surgery and injections look and how great her body is. Then she posted a picture of the two of them together where Kim looked like a deformed beast next to her.
???? So true!!!!
TT – the same thing happened to me after I read her books! They were pretty raunchy, if I recall correctly. I am not a prude, but it was just a lot of the same BS over and over again. At the time, I likened her books to the female version of the series that started with “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell”, which was written by a guy about all the perverse, crazy and offensive stuff he does and thinks on a daily basis (like contests to be the first to have sex with a little person, etc..) It’s one thing for people to be comedians and joke about things, and another when you find out that they actually are living their lives on a daily basis doing and saying the crap you think they are just joking about! TMI
See, I like crazy, raunchy and pervasive stuff and I STILL went off her for some reason. I used to binge watch Chelsea Lately. But for some reason I went off her.
I still like Heather. She seems affable and likeable. The only thing that makes me rethink that is the fact she’s friends with Kris Jenner.
OMG I literally bought that book for the flight home in the St. Lucia airport. The worst misogyny I have ever read. I became increasingly uncomfotable reading it. IT WAS SO BAD. It was written by Tucker Carlson and he is on Fox News getting awards and shit. Life is INSANE. I have a very large library and I believe I left that book on the plane.
Was not written by Tucker Carlson. Never heard of the book but by reading your comment, it didn’t sound like something that Tucker Carlson would write. Looked it up on Google. Seems the author is Tucker Max.
Heather has a very entertaining podcast. I listen to her and read TT as well. They are not mutually exclusive. Heather has had a rough time with some of her siblings and I can identify with that. You can’t pick your family.
For those trashing Heather, you haven’t taken the time to listen to her podcast. She is warm, endearing and relatable. But I am also a Catholic with a messed up family like hers. Heather is a breath of fresh air and is constantly getting trashed for speaking her mind. Not unlike TT…..
On her podcast she talks about her fallout with Chelsea..
Remember when Kim was trying to get sympathy and said she’d had cancer, and at the reunion she actually said she did and then said she didn’t without blinking between.
Maybe she should leave Kroy and hook up with Brooks.
Remember when she was with… who was it…Lindsey Lohan’s dad?
And when she made out with some guy on the sidewalk before Sheree adjusted her wig?
Yep, that is what The Bachelorette was looking for. And she has had both of her daughters surgically altered so the all look the same.
She, Brielle, and Klhoe K all have the same face and hair.
Bwahahahahaha, they do all look alike.
I have often wondered about people who are “in talks” for this or that. I think that sometimes they are “in talks” with THEIR AGENTS who try pimping them out hoping for their percentage; and NOT “in talks” with someone who represents the show. I keep thinking of the “Malibu Country” mishigas and what a CLUSTER FUCK that was. But I agree with TT, Kim Z-B is either delusional or lying. Perhaps it is like The Pulitzer nominations — they can NOMINATE themselves. But only the great ones WIN. Every time I read about “in talks” I remember a VERY GOOD LOOKING and sweet, but not too bright, friend of mine being SO EXCITED to tell us he was being considered to be hired at the Donkey Club to “open soon” in Sausalito. “You know, like the Playboy Bunnies, but guys as donkeys.” It practically broke our hearts to tell him the ancient HR woman just wanted to pin his donkey tail!
I agree! I can see Kim slurring to some guy hitting on her in bar claiming to work in TV, “Can you get me on the bachelor?” That translates into I was in talks …
I was going to post the same comment! She is just so stupid it could work 😀
Do you still have his number? I’d like to talk to him about being in my Donkey Club. ?
I forgot what the Malibu Country thing was all about – although I do remember thinking that Heather is the one with the “receipts” since she actually did appear on it.
OMFG! That hairdo! I wonder what Kim paid for that Pebbles Flintstone wig and where she hid the bone. That style would look cute on a 2-year-old. Not on a “chain smoking, heavy-drinking” mother of six! How can she look in the mirror and keep a straight face?
On behalf of all chain smoking solo cup drinkers, we don’t want to claim her either
White trash here, and she is too disgusting even for us. Even if she gave out free meth and blowjobs to the rest of the trailer park, we still would decline. Why can’t we deport people like her instead of hard working immigrants fleeing brutal living conditions and death squads? Sigh. They have yet again neglected to ask my opinion re how everything in this country should be done. Silly government with their “laws” and “rules” that only apply if you’re poor.
Us redneck hillbillies don’t want her either. ? There has to be a group that will take her. When she finds it, please make it far away from any of us here!
Interesting, I thought she was going for a Charro look (I may be totally dating myself with that reference). But, that is an insult to Charro who is actually an extremely talented musician. And as far as I can tell, Kim’s only talent is having kids and finding ways to profit from them.
Oh my Gawd, Charro is the first thing I thought of, too, when I saw that picture. She looks so fake I hope I live long enough to see what it morphs into in 20 years. And don’t get me started on the empty space that is Brielle Biermann. At least her sister has a brain.
She looks like Charo !
She probably sent in an audition tape to be on The Bachelor as a contestant, and they passed. Same with her plastic ho daughter.
If any of you have seen the clip of the honkey-tonk girl Pumpkin spitting on Tiffany Pollard on a dating show – that’s the type of show I imagine Kim and Brielle would be on. That’s probably how they would act too.
Kim frustrates me because she’s so much wasted potential. When the kids were little, she and Kroy seemed to have it together. She seemed calmer and they were having fun enjoying their family. But once she stopped having babies she started going downhill with the crazy plastic surgery. I don’t know if Kroy’s career had anything to do with it? Every time I see her face with those lips I am shocked all over again. I don’t know why I’m surprised.. she’s just returned to old self, but I had started liking her for a few years there.
No surprise there. She’s been lying since she waited in the Chili’s parking lot to get the results of her non diagnosis of cancer. Since she didn’t get a nose job, when she said Kandi wanted to lick her box and when she said racism “is bullshit & isn’t all that real.”
I’m over Kim and everything about her. If she gets another season of Tardy, I’d be surprised. If so, I can’t imagine for much longer and predict the ratings will be low.
They are finished shooting for the next season I’m pretty sure. I am interested in seeing how the ratings are as well. I won’t be watching though. I bet this will be her last season as well. THEN what are they gonna do? Kim has talked about how much she worships money. Whatever will they do if they have to live like normal people? Oh the horror.
Kim and her old enough offspring are shilling shit on Instagram.
Been reported that Kim’s dad has called her a pathological liar. He would know. Wonder if Kroy has woken up yet?
It is even more laughable when you think back to Kim’s original busted witch face before she got the rubber mask she now wears and her Barbie hair that she was always sporting.
Oh my god….??? This is an excellent comment that will have me laughing all day.
Pathological liar is so true, when it comes to Kim. She lies about everything. She always imagine such a grandiose lifestyle for herself and her family, as if she is a true A list celebrity. She also interviewed with Brandi Glanville last week and trashed RHOA cast and basically blames Bravo for setting her up. She took no accountability for her attacks on the cast. She admitted her show should be on by now, but it is not. She is hoping it will air in December. I believe Kim is so touched in the head, really.
They will probably use her show as a filler show until the popular show comes on. I don’t know how many people are clamoring to see her show anymore. What used to be a cute family has turned into the modern day “not the likable ones” THe MuNSTERs.
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I listen to her podcast because I have an hour commune to work. Sometimes It’s a hit or miss with me, I always like when she’s talks housewives and hot topics/juice stories. There are episode I can’t stand Heather because all she does is talk about herself, bring on a guest that boring or from a show I don’t care for. I rather see her podcasts be cancelled than anything really
If I rolled my eyes any harder they might get stuck. Yes, Kim is the pathological liar of RHOA and Kenya is pure as the driven snow. Okay.
Kim is not anything of RHOA , I believe they will BEG Kenya to come back.
If you don’t remember TT used to love Kim, I almost got sent to the WLS because of a negative comment about Kim. If you believe that Kim is some innocent victim than you must be really high on the good shit.
I did too. When she first started I thought they were an adorable family. Now…it’s just another peek at what fame and fleeting fortune can do when you don’t know how to handle it. Just like the instant start athletes and one hit wonder rock stars. Gone in a flash. Very sad.
I really don’t blame anyone for liking their family, sadly Kim leaves little to be desired in every aspect of her life. I never liked her and I never bought what she was selling, Sweetie raised the two younger Kim bots
You are probably right. I didn’t watch Atlanta or any Housewife show when she was on. I have caught a few on reruns but wasn’t impressed at all with her. But when she started with the cutie children I loved to see them until they turned into out of control raging hormones. Then when I saw what she was doing to those sweet girls who are mini mes now, that was way past it for me.
I thought Sweetie seemed to have a head on her shoulders. Too bad they let her go.
She was my favorite. I apologize for my past poor thoughts, That said, I HATED KENYA WITH A PURPLE PASSION her first season and love her now
I also wasn’t a Bethenny fan until he charity work and now i just want to give he a hug she would not like.
SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Everyone gather round… we have a KKKIM fan here. And probably a Trump supporter.
I’m a Trump supporter. So are a lot of people. You know, like half the country. C’mon, you’re smarter than comments like that.
You need to grow a thicker skin if you are going to support racism, xenophobia, misogyny and treason in your POTUS.
There are no smart people who are Trump supporters. NONE. This is not about party politics. This is about the fact that our current president is a danger to our country, His own party hates him and is afraid to stand up to him because there were so many people bamboozled by him.
The man in the oval is not fit to serve. If you can’t see that, you need to get to an eye doctor.
Wow- we’ve NEVER been called racist, misogynist or xenophobic before!! That is truly original insight. Kudos to youi! What’s ironic about your statement is that YOU are the true xenophobe. You are literally afraid of and hostile to someone who is foreign to your way of thinking. Let that one sink in. And btw, if you live in a ghetto shack, it’s probably not a wise move to insult half of your readers.
I’ve lived a lot of places. One of them was Tripoli Libya where Hillary Clinton mercilessly allowed out dignitaries to be slaughtered. She’s a POS. I still voted for her over this egomanical turd.
The fact that you are used to being called a misogynist, racist piece of shit is not new to you doesn’t shock me.
Truth, plain and simple.
Who mentioned Kenya?? Cannot stomach Kim. So happy she was called out on RHOA. I never want to see that lying liar who lies out of her lying hole ever again!!
I stopped watching Kim’s show several years ago. I didn’t realize it was still on.
She’s starting to look like the cat lady Jocelyn Wildenstein or whatever her name is.
I rolled my eyes so hard I have a headache.
Maybe she’s confused with the time she was on some random TV show called Hot or Not? She makes my skin crawl and I hate what she’s doing to her daughters. Even the little one.
All that Botox, filler, and wig glue ate through to her brain. It was bound to happen.
“Her brain”. It’s sweet that you think she ever had one.
She’s Mama June’s low rent cousin.
Kim was on a show YEEEARS ago..Am I Hot or Hot or Not something like that. Lorenzo Lamas was a judge. Can’t remember what year is televised but she said she was a 25 yr. old Nurse. She’s starting to look like one of those Bratz dolls as does her Mini Me Brielle. Lets hope Ariana takes a different path.
Omg! Thank you for that gem. I just googled it and now she looks like a distant cousin instead of her original self.
Oh, and for inquiring minds, apparently 24 year old kim with original kim face was rated “Not hot”
That explains A LOT about her addiction to plastic surgery.
This won’t end well.
I guess ‘in talks’ is Z-list celebrity speak for an talent agency putting an ad in the paper for a cattle call for a ‘new show’.
One question that I’ve had for a while about Kim & Kroy: for a long time on here I would read that Kim & Kroy were smart with money and weren’t over extended and were in good shape for the future. But then when she had the fight and it looked like she was losing her job on Atlanta, I started reading comments about how they were in financial trouble. I don’t think Kroy is working in the NFL anymore. Did something else change, or is it a case of thinking you have enough put away for the future until you don’t have money coming in and start using up the savings and suddenly realize you don’t have enough put away at all? … Thanks for any insight.
To me, I always thought the math just didn’t add up. Just what they spend on camera would have eaten up Kroy’s reported NFL in a year at the most.
When you consider that their income will drop to 0 any given day, they would have to be absolute financial geniuses to spend like that and still have viable investments & that would support a large family indefinitely and 5 college educations. I just don’t see it. Or Kim should write a book on how to be a financial wizard.
*Kroy’s reported NFL salary
Haha ha –you said “college educations”!
With all that I know about the behind the things on these shows, I can assure you that Kathryn will not be a Bachelorette. I love her but she is full of shit.
It’s just sad when someone who is living a relatively good life, married well, would have a relatively wealthy income cannot leave enough alone. Why live a revisionist history of her life? Is she so delusional at this point that she has to pull shit out of thin air to stay “relevant”? How about concentrating on the 5 children under 18 she has and build a good foundation for them? #6 is above 18 and doing a good job of fucking her own life up under the guidance of her mother….wake up Kim Biermann! You had fans and a general public that loved you until you went completely off the rails! Take note of your downward numbers and make things right for the littles before it’s too late!
You are probably right. I didn’t watch Atlanta or any Housewife show when she was on. I have caught a few on reruns but wasn’t impressed at all with her. But when she started with the cutie children I loved to see them until they turned into out of control raging hormones. Then when I saw what she was doing to those sweet girls who are mini mes now, that was way past it for me.
I thought Sweetie seemed to have a head on her shoulders. Too bad they let her go.
Not to be a Kathryn apologist or seem naive, but down here on the Australian Bachelorette franchise, we had a celebrity and reality star (never a Bachelor contestant) as the last Bachelorette.
It was very highly rated, so I can see the US producers considering following the same formula with someone like Kathryn. It really invigorated a dying franchise here.
We had Sophie Monk, who is a D list celebrity in the US, but well known here. She is very beautiful, very sweet like Kathryn, almost has that childlike innocence about her, but definitely less controversial and doesn’t have kids. The whole aspect of trying to figure out who was an opportunist gave the show an added dimension of drama. One ‘villain’ was a manager type who wanted Sophie to let him manage her career. Another pitched a business idea at her.
Just thought this might add to the conversation on the motives of the producers. I personally would hate to see Kathryn surrounded by vultures, as much as I think she is a great catch and I want to see her happy.
Used to enjoy the show when the kids were young & not swearing. Even tho I get called out for my potty mouth. Now & again mindless entertainment is ok. The wigs eh , but I hate the claws (nails) these females have. Yuck. My husband asked ” how do they wipe ” ?? What a visual
Kim doesn’t even care that she is ruining her two older daughters lives. She want’s them to make money for her and the family to live on. Not for once does she consider that by the time they are her age they will be washed up hookers probably hooked on drugs and diseased. It is horrible.
I know Brielle was always flighty and a little materialistic but Arielle? (i think that is her name) seemed to have a good head on her shoulders. Course I used to think that about Khloe K too. That she was the one that would be ok, and that didn’t happen. So what do I know….
I have also lost TOTAL respect for Kroy. He is no victim and he is no better than Kim. He can see what is going on and could have gotten those kids out a long time ago before it got to this point.
Kroy is the one who surprises me. I used to like him and had hopes he would straighten out Kim–but instead he has abandoned his nice normal family (parents, siblings) and has let Kim influence him in such negative ways. It seems he is even having cosmetic procedures done now–yuck! I remember an episode of Tardy where they went to Montana, but they didn’t even let his family know they were there. They went to his old high school, and the coach (I think) asked about his parents–and he was just vague. So sad–it was a smallish town, and his parents were going to learn he had been there and hadn’t even contacted them or let them see their grandkids. Just wrong.
I’m not sure how long Kim’s show has been on, but much longer than most bravo blanks solo. Possibly, Jeff Lewis is the exception and they are friends. He doesn’t seem like one to put up with b.s. The attacks on Kim seem unfair, but TT has the Kenya bias that sways you all.
I think Kim is the Brooke Ayers of Atlanta, remember in the early years she said she wore the wigs due to cancer, but never elaborated on it when pressed? HMMMM I think all the silicone injections have affected her brain
have you just figured this out!
I’m just sitting here, laughing my ass off and waiting for my invitation to “The Bachelorette” too! 🙂
I once decided to give it a try to Don’t Be Tardy (feel free to judge, I did myself) : All Brady Bunch in the kitchen complaining about Venice and how they would always go for Sbarro over actual Italian food.. and they seemed quite proud about it
Sadly I read that Ariana doesn’t want to go to college now but instead wants to do something with reality shows. Kim says she will make her go but she said the same about Brielle and look at her now. Kim investing in trying to make Brielle look cute to make money off her looks but its not working. Kim is pretty w/o the big lips but Brielle just doesn’t have that special look to her. I saw a picture of Brielle sitting with her back to the camera with a thong bathing suit with most of her butt showing and she posted it. Kim got some nasty comments from that photo. Kim thinks looks is the easy way to get ahead and the most important thing in life. Kroy is no better for not putting his foot down. Those girls will never think they are enough and always expect plastic surgery. That money could be going towards their educations but that’s her problem to deal with.
Sadly, unless Kroy finds his balls, all three of Kim’s girls will end up on the pole. Brielle has been surgically enhanced to look like Kim and Ariana is on the same path, Ariana isn’t stupid so I hope she can stop herself from thinking she needs to make money on her back. The baby wears makeup It’s just all very sad, Kroy used to be sensible. I wonder if drugs are involved because his balls have been in Kim’s purse for several years now. It’s all tragic,
Kim and Arielle are looking like two blowup dolls!! everytime i see a pic of kim, her lips have multiplied!!! and she denies having anything done to her nose!! hopefully, arielle, who is very bright, will go to college and do something with her intelligence and not take the stripper pole/realty show route!!