Apparently, on the Tuesday, September 4th episode of Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald, Kim Biermann claimed she was “in talks to be The Bachelorette.”
I shall pause here for the laughter to subside.
Seriously. Try to catch your breath.
She told Heather that it was before RHOA and Ariana was about two years old. She’d done no TV and she’s not sure how they knew about her. Could it be from her stripper days? She’s a nutjob. There were only two episodes of The Bachelorette before RHOA started. And both times and pretty much every season since The Bachelorette is chosen from The Bachelor losers. There is no way in hell that some casting agent was in Atlanta looking for a chain-smoking, heavy drinking single mother of two to be one of the first Bachelorettes.
This comes on the heels of Brielle claiming she is in talks to be on The Bachelorette. She is not. She has also tried to get on Ex on the Beach with her local boyfriend before the baseball player who dumped her. I suppose there is at least a chance there. I mean Faith from VPR was on and most of the people on that show are people no one has ever heard of.
Also, in fairness, Kathryn Dennis was hinting that she was “in talks” with The Bachelorette as well. That’s just not how it works. The only way to get on the show as someone outside of the franchise is to be one of the women pursuing The Bachelor. Even then, Kathryn would likely not be allowed to be on the show due to her non-compete clause in her contract.
In other Juicy Scoop news, apparently their Facebook Group was talking about potential replacements for Andy Cohen (also sadly unlikely to happen) and Heather had some sort of meltdown on her private group page about why no one suggested her for the position. Le sigh. And then one of the rival private Facebook gangs had a field day with her post on their private group.
So, in summary, yesterday was a big day for freakouts in the private Facebook group world regarding Heather and Juicy Scoop.