Hello everyone!! Well, there weren’t any green pouches hurled at me or TT so I’m back for another recap! We pick up where we left off at the baby shower where Brandi introduces Bruin to all of her friends, most of whom had no clue she had adopted a baby. Adoption is a beautiful and deeply personal process and let’s be real, Kam and Brandi aren’t BFF’s and her hurt feelings don’t ring true so check yourself Detective Pinkfood. Brandi owes her nothing.
Brandi and Leeanne have a side chat and Brandi just wants to move on. Leeanne is in agreement even though she’s still hurt by how their friendship ended. Detective Pinksalot thinks Bruin is a magical baby who has brought everyone together because everyone is surface and getting along well. Kam invites the the girls to her home in Beaver Creek, Colorado. Brandi and D’Andra have a side chat as well, Brandi is still upset about the Adderall abuse allegations and D’Andra says she never talked about her. Cary is super shit stirring, telling Brandi that D’andra was in fact talking about her. This saga will continue long into the season I predict.
Everyone packs for the trip. Kam arranges for the girls to take the Westcott private jet (an actual thing) and gifts the ladies with monogrammed pink pj’s-pj’s on the Pj. Stephanie is heading to Italy which overlaps the trip, so she’s just going to the creek for a few days. D’Andra doesn’t want to go and be around Brandi. She says she’s a bully and D’Andra is her latest target. I don’t disagree. D’Andra shows up p.j-less and despite Kam being left devastated by that earth imploding move, the jet still manages to take off and the women arrive safely.
They go to Beaver Liquors where Kam is supposedly oblivious to how funny that name actually is. Let’s just say it’s a low brow store and I am ALL ABOUT IT! Beavers here, beavers there, beavers everywhere!! Brandi and Stephanie are plotting their prank on Kam, which will go over swimmingly as everything with Kam usually does.
Kam’s home is stunning, truly. 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms, hot tub, bowling alley. I mean…I want one. Like right now. Steph and Brandi share a room and everyone else gets their own room. There was no Ramona-ing which was nice. Kam’s master suite deserves a separate blog it’s so amazing. Steph and Brandi tape their “gift” to her bed (a poster of a beaver getting beavered). Kam is…wait for it…not pleased and takes it right down. Brandi thinks she’s secretly amused and I would agree. Steph and Brandi go sledding and the rest try to meditate. It fails.
A private chef makes an amazing looking meal for the ladies. Kam attempts to show the girls she’s “fun” and they play a card game where they ask risque questions. Leeanne isn’t drinking which I think is smart with all the tension in the room. Kam doesn’t just make dog food, she also specializes in hanging on with all her pink might to a bone. So. Not. Fun. She is STILL upset that Steph lied to her about the adoption. Uuuugh. Cary nails it by calling her a badger and drinks a lot to cope with the Kam on replay bit. Brandi attempts to ease the tension by making out with Kam but it’s a no-go.
They go into the hot tub and Cary and Brandi get naked. Sober Leeanne goes to bed-”too many shots and too many twats spells TROUBLE”. The rest are all drunk and D’Andra tells Brandi that they need to talk sober. Kam asks if it’s because of THE BABY. OMG!! Kam feels left out and not her friend. Brandi cries and runs away, Stephanie says she needs to shut it because she’s shaming her for adopting a baby. Kam’s pink bubbles POPS and says she never would “bash an adopted baby”. Brandi is super emotional and wants to go home. Stephanie wants to leave as well. Oh Pinky le Pew, this is not a god look.
Thanks for having me back! I hope you enjoyed and next week looks like we’ll see D’Andra lay into Leeanne for her and Rich’s non-wedding. Should be a beaver-ific good time!!