The big stories this week are the two love triangles. One is Jordan, Jenna, Benoit. And the other is Joe, Kendall, Leo. Kendall finally realizes that Leo is a scuzzbucket, but Jenna seems to have a much more difficult time seeing the obvious. I now fully believe the allegations against Leo.
Also, Annaleise is in love with Camille after being devastated that whoever she was in love week left. Was it Kenny? Kenny left to go be with his kid.
Jubilee also bailed after John, the only decent catch there really told her he wasn’t interested.
Eric and Angela get a date card to a fancy hotel room. The bathtubs where full of ices and dozens of bottles of champagne. Then the butler brings in an ice cream sundae made with several gallons of ice cream and covered in candies. Then he rolls in a giant cheese plate. That would cause me to abandon the ice cream. This of course starts Eric on a voice over about the guys stupid “move with the cheese” theories. And there is a hot tub in their suite.
I want to clean up Eric’s edges. It’s driving me crazy.
Oh I forgot about the Chris, Krystal, Connor triangle. Chris planned a yoga date with Krystal. He’s an operator though so she needs to pick Connor. Actually, she deserves Chris and there has to be a better option for Connor in the house.
John is also interested in Kendall. Kendall makes out with Joe, Leo and John all want Kendall’s rose. Kendall freaks out that she kissed John because she really likes Joe. She runs off to confess to Joe.
Leo is super aggressive going into the rose ceremony. A few of the ladies offer polite toasts to the group and then Leo wants to “get real” with his toast. Oh Lord… Leo says that Annaleise was full of shit on their date. The girls tell him he can leave because he is not going to get a date. He starts to do just that but then spouts off “Good Luck With Grocey Store Bitch Over there!” And then storms out. Joe stupidly follows him and tells him to say it to his face, and Leo does. Then Leo throws a drink at him and they start to fight.
Everything seems to come down to Chelsea’s rose. Are you saying Chelsea who? Because I am.
The rose ceremony couples are…
Krystal and Chris.
Kendall and Joe.
Tia and Colton.
Jenna and Jordan. (I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE IS THIS STUPID! THIS HAS TO BE FAKE THEY ARE LIKE TWO CARTOON CHARACTERS!)
Astrid and Kevin
Annaleise and Camille
Angela and Eric
Then Chelsea has to pick from John, Benoit,or David.
She chooses John and Benoit walks away to cry. Benoit cries in the car about how he got dumped twice. Coming up next a bunch of hot girls are coming in. Eric goes on a date with one of them.
Olivia comes in first. She was on Arie’s season. I don’t remember her, but being on Arie’s season lets me know she is crazy. Oh wait, she left the first night. So maybe she is sane. Arie seemed to love crazy. She and Joe are both from Chicago. After talking to Joe and Camille who are claimed. She discovers that John is not attached to anyone. So she takes him on a date.
Olivia and John go to a quinceañera. It was quite a fancy occasion for a fifteen year old girl’s birthday party. They had a great time and there was kissing. John always appears to have a good time on the dates. Then he continues to look for the next best thing.
Next we have Cassandra from Pablo’s season. I think she was the single mom who was a bit out there. She looked terrible until the fixed her hair and makeup and then she looked great. She pulls Colton first he says he is taken. She ended up on a date with Eric and Angela is none too happy about that. Also, Eric tells all the girls they have nice teeth. Angela is way prettier and Cassandra. She is way out of Eric’s league.
Oh for the love of GOD. Monday’s episode is three hours. I think Ashley I is back to get engaged and they marry on the island. Colton and Tia’s relationship explodes. Maybe he admits he is gay? Angela loses her mind and so does Eric. Annaliese accuses new girl Shoshanna of practicing with craft to steal Camille from her.
FIVE HOURS NEXT WEEK? I’m not sure I can do it. I’m going to need all the crying screenshots for the upcoming week because everyone is a basket case.
I’m writing this as a test. Two previous comments have failed to post.
I cannot find any reason why the comments are not posting for this. The only thing odd about this post is I just so happened to hit post at exactly midnight and that seemed to cause a hiccup because some of the processing was done on one day and some on the other. I moved the publication date up a few seconds and reposted.
Let me know if this works. I’ve never had this particular issue before.
I am going to write a long comment to see if I can figure out what is happening. I do notice that the ads are refreshing before I can finish the first sentence but my comments are not being interrupted at all. They do seem much faster than usual, however my ad agency claims that they are at the same refresh rate they always are.
Perhaps it will show me the problem if I type one of those long novella comments that you guys sometimes write.
I am running out of things to write about here. The ads do seem to be refreshing quickly. I’ve gotten quite a few of them just sitting here typing.
If you are have a problem with your comments not going through because of ads, could you send me an email at
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I read this post earlier and wondered why there weren’t any comments.
Something was eating the longer comments. I’ve also noticed that other comments today on other posts are all very short. That is not like you guys at all.
I’m having a hard time enjoying this season without crazy Ashley I. And what we’re getting next week (boo-ed up, happy Ashley I) won’t cut it.
I don’t watch the Bachelorette so I come into things with no knowledge but I LOVE GROCERY STORE JOE. Sorry for yelling but I wanted to make sure you heard it in the cheap seats. It’s true love, y’all.
The only thing I feel more strongly than my love for Joe is my hatred for Chris. The Goose is an imbecile. I hope Chrystal breaks his heart (sorry not sorry). Leo offends me less (and he’s complete garbage). Ugh.
Testing…as instructed on Twitter. Don’t ever let anyone tell you I can’t follow directions.
Thanks Ninjapanda.
I’ve now figured out I am not getting email notifications of new posts. I thought you had all just gone silent on me.
All of those girls should be going after Grocery Store Joe, IMO. He seems way too normal for the typical narcissistic leaning cast. And, he is good looking.
I have a soft spot for Jordan. I saw him a bit on Becca’s season and couldn’t stand him. Watching BIP shows me another layer of him. He is funny and I think some of his comments are misinterpreted and he is poking fun at himself.
Hairy Leo is downright scary. How did they cast a guy with these type of anger issues?
I think Kevin is bored with himself. Why else would he say he wants his girl to date other men? His explanation makes sense but would have been much better received if he simply said he was scared the relationship was going to fall apart like every other relationship he has been in.
I feel bad for Chelsey. It was so gross watching those guys pretend to be interested in her just to get the rose. I don’t like John because of the way he dangled himself in front of her.
Analease seems to be able to love anyone who is willing to love her. It is kind of sad.
Eric jumped at the chance with the new woman. He really handled that so bad. He didn’t have a change of heart until he saw the hottie.
There was so much food in the hotel suite — then a bizillion hot dogs — I get that excessiveness equates luxury but that was over the top stupid.
I’ve only seen a few bachelor/bachelorette seasons and don’t know many back stories. This is the first time I have watched BIP. Initially it seemed kind of fun but I am losing interest.
Well, I wrote brilliantly funny, relevant, detailed, discerning, and somewhat lucid comment late last night (CA time) and it disappeared off the face of the earth. Now, I can’t remember what I was so upset about. OK, good guess is that it was Leo. I despise him. When Kevin told Kendall that Leo had kissed someone else right after their date, I was so happy. Then when Kendall confronts Leo, he squirmed, lied, dissembled, and bullshitted his way to no avail. She didn’t buy his rubbish, and then he turned NASTY. What an insecure, Fabio 1990’s wannabe, he is. I wanted to tie him down, cut his hair off, shave his chest hair, paint his face with lipstick, make him listen to hours of anti-misogyny seminars, and then, possibly, castrate him. Then he had the nerve to insult everyone at the very end! Talk about showing his true colors. I was proud of Joe for confronting him, even though it might not have been the smartest thing to do, and then Leo confirmed his girly, bitchy status by throwing a drink at Joe. I though only women did that! Anyway, Leo, good riddance. It sounds like your reputation will precede you from now on.
On a lighter note, I laughed out loud when Cassandra walked down those steps and Eric saw her for the first time. His tongue was literally sticking out of his mouth! Then he goes back on his word to Angela that he was totally into her and wasn’t interested in anyone else. He couldn’t wait to tell her he had changed his mind overnight. Poor Angela. Even funnier, when he was walking out with Cassandra and kept on about being BIG – yeah, buddy in your own mind. There’s nothing good or big about you, except your ego.
Love Joe – what a catch. I think Jordan is another one who has the potential to completely lose it and do something crazy. Where do they find these guys?