We are back in Naples with Hannah being condescending to Conrad calling him “sweetheart” while he is trying to break up with her. He also tells her he doesn’t want to go to Prague with her. She’s pissed and pissy about it and walks off.
Also fighting are Brooke and Joao. Joao has been gleefully flirting in with Kasey right in front of Brooke, because Brooke allows it and Kasey doesn’t care. Of course Joao tells Brooke she is crazy and nothing is happening despite what is right in front of her eyes.
Hannah, Adam and Conrad go back to the ship while the rest of the gang goes out dancing and drinking. Jezbob is ready to fully unleash himself. Jezbob moves to sit next to Casey at the end of the table, thoroughly pissing off Brooke.
Suddenly, Brooke realizes that Colin is a crew member and dances with him. Joao dances with Kasey who tells us in a talk over that she still has feelings for Joao and regrets leaving the dock party where he ended up with Brooke. She says, “that could be me” as if it is a good thing and she had not witnessed Joao treating her like total shit all night and upsetting her.
On the boat, Adam and Conrad talk on the deck while smoking cigars. Adam tells Conrad he is too young for Hannah. She needs a 55-year-old billionaire. So do I. Were do we find those? Conrad says, the saddest part is that is all she cares about. Hannah comes up to the deck to join them and Conrad immediately excuses himself to go to his quarters. But Hannah wants to chat with him first so Adam excuses himself. Hannah wants him to come to Prague with her, He says if they don’t get into an argument in the next few days then he will. He wants to know it’s not going to be another shitshow. So now she starts an argument. Adam is listening on the stairwell. Hannah demands an answer tonight because she needs to change her flight? Why? Why not just go to Prague and search for an elderly rich man? Why do you trip plans have to change because Conrad decided not to go? He tells her to change her flight. Adam purposely comes up and interrupts the conversation there so she can’t keep going on about it.
Eventually, the drunks all get back on the ship safely. Captain Sandy doesn’t have to no drinking on the boat rule like Captain Lee does. Speaking of Captain Lee, check out this post. They are popping champagne and drinking wine that clearly belongs to the boat. In the crew mess, Joao lays down on Kasey and Brooke is pissed and calls them all wankers and tells them to fuck off. Colin responded, “Really Brooke?” He goes to check on Brooke and she is crying her eyes out. He gives her a sweet pep talk.
The next morning Joao is still drunk and Colin is in no mood for his stupidity. He’s breaking the heart of the girl he has a secret crush on. Colin asks Conrad if he can go off the boat and have dinner with his parents. He can. He just needs to get away from the drama.
Brooke doesn’t remember the events of the previous evening. Colin tries to fill her in a bit. Brooke blames everything on herself. Later she tells Kasey about her father and all of his infidelities.
It’s time for the preference sheet meeting. It’s the last charter, which means they will be the worst. It’s a “rich dude” with his long time girlfriend, two spoiled daughters and their new husbands. They have a billion fake dietary restrictions.
Colin goes to meet his parents for dinner. It was short but very sweet. Brooke and Joao are making out in the crew mess much to Colin’s chagrin. Hannah is literally crying over Conrad. Brooke and Joao are going to Florence together after the season and now she has to cancel Prague. Brooke, because she is not American tells Hannah just to go on to Prague like a normal person. Hannah says it would be too sad without him. Really? How do you know? I used to meet men all the time traveling alone. She knows how to travel internationally. Does she want to be sad in Albuquerque or Prague?
The two spoiled brats are cunty right away to their father’s girlfriend. The guests get to go to the blue grotto. I don’t remember caring for that much as a child. It was claustrophobic and dark. But not nearly as bad as the tunnels in the Great Pyramid. I thought I might die in there.
Back on the boat, Brooke and Kasey say that Hannah is doing a much better job now that she’s not talking to Conrad. This is all storyline. Captain Sandy and Hannah have made up. Adam has decided to actually feed the crew on this charter.
The guests aren’t that awful, they are just awfully boring. They have nothing to say to each other. They go to bed at ten thirty.
Colin awkwardly tells Brooke that he’s had a crush on her since the first week. Brooke immediately friendzones him. Because she is an idiot and doesn’t deserve someone like Colin.
Meanwhile Hannah acts like she is losing a ton of money by cancelling the Prague trip. She’s not. And if she is she doesn’t know how to book flights and hotels. It’s a fifty dollar train ride from Naples to Prague. Go stay in your hotel and take your regular flight home. This has to be fake storyline and it is annoying the fuck out of me.
Joao and Kasey continue to flirt and they both agree that if Kasey would not have left the dock party first, Brooke and Joao would never have gotten together and they would have been together. Joao says, “Absolutely, one million per cent.”
Next week one of the charter guests is too drunk to get off the boat and go home. Hannah tells Brooke she would bet her season of charter tips that Joao is going to fuck her over. Conrad tries and fails to avoid Hannah on the last day.