Oh Lord, It’s Vicki’s birthday. That generally means we need to prepare for a hot mess. I’m going to skip over Shannon’s personal trainer workout. That money David is sending is going to a good cause.
Tamra and Eddie go on a double date with Emily and Shane. I hope this will shut up all the speculations about Shane. Eddie has gone off his medication. Tamra asks about Shane throwing Gina out. Shane says he requested that she keep it down several times. Shane has a very sarcastic sense of humor that doesn’t go over well. The dinner scene was super short which means it was boring. Unfortunately, I think Shanegate will be a full season story arc. Blech,
Kelly and Jolie make a boxed cake and chat about where they might move. Jolie doesn’t seem to understand that multi-million dollar homes are a big deal. Kelly says she has spoiled her. She went to summer camp on a private plane. Kelly wants to do some damage control. She takes Jolie to work in a soup kitchen and she seemed to really get it.
Vicki and Steve did a wine commercial.
Gina and Emily pretend to shop at a dress shop. Emily is pissed that the others are speculating about her marriage, and Shane. Gina tells Emily that Shannon saw signs of David in Shane. The only problem with that was she was not there for the incident and Gina’s story changes depending on who she is talking to.
Tamra’s mom has a boyfriend. He’s a plumber. I wish he would come to my house. Tamra seems irritated that Shannon is not going to CUT Fitness or at least using their personal trainers. She never talks about fitness with Tamra despite that being Tamra’s “thing.” Also since David is sending buckets of money every month, all the utilities are going into Shannon’s name. Apparently, Shannon was shocked to discover that water is not free. This is in California where they are always in a drought. There are watering restrictions and the water bill is probably high. Tamra says that Shannon is becoming an emotional drain. She never asks Tamra how Eddie is or about how her life is going.
Vicki’s birthday event is a golf outing with the girls. Steve got her into golfing. Tamra misses Whoop It Up Vicki. I do not. I’m not sure how Tamra is going to golf on a scooter. Emily rides with Kelly and Shannon. Emily is super pissed with Shannon about her negative speculation about Shane. Shannon is worse at driving a golf cart that Vicki. Let that sink in.
The drink cart lady had a heavy pour and the girls already seem drunk. Luckily, Kelly brought Breathalyzers so they can keep up with who is too drunk to drive. Shannon is over the limit but that doesn’t stop Emily from confronting her over her comments about Shane. Shannon seems to be backtracking. Vicki is completely wasted.
When they get to the restaurant, the topic of Shane comes up. Shannon says she never said she thought Shane was abusive. Maybe not, but it was strongly implied. Kelly is lying now. They are all lying. Gina and Emily step away to talk privately. Emily pisses off Gina by pointing out her husband is never around. Then they decide to put the issue to bed. For the millionth time. Tamra unleashed all her pent-up anger on Shannon. Shannon storms off. Tamra could care less.
To be continued… (Please no.)
Next week at a party, Kelly calls Shane a little bitch. Emily says she will fucking kill Kelly. I can’t with this season? When does it end? Gina admits things are not good between her and her husband.