Yesterday I saw that Luann was “moving back to NYC.” Now this is something she normally does at the end of the summer. She basically only lives in NYC for filming. But this seemed weird to me. First of all, she was in a building with an elevator. Her house in the Hamptons doesn’t have an elevator, this was a large hotel. You could Tell because the elevators were marked 4 West. Also she was showing us what was on her chart that she was moving. Nothing was boxed up. It was one of those folding captain’s chairs like you might see in a college dorm and miscellaneous crap. She was headed to one of the Storage unit on wheels things. It made no sense.
My first theory is that she has been removed from her Hamptons home by her children. A second less scandalous theory is that is it time to go back for filming. Only it is not. Preproduction starts the day after Labor Day and they haven’t set a filming start date yet but preproduction is usually two or three weeks and the people start straggling back in for initial filming. The will also need to do some testing with potential new housewives.
There is no conceivable reason for her to be loading miscellaneous crap into a “storage crate on wheels.” It’s a mystery.
Luann is on stage now doing her Cabaret show, you can view a lot of it on her IG stories. Ironically she sang The Beatles, With A Little Help From My Friends which begins with the line, “What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out the door?” Also, it talks about getting high. I think Lu is probably just laughing at herself.
She also has a “jewelry line” now that is only available at the concession stand for tonight’s performance as all good jewelry lines are.
She seems happy and that is all that matters. Right? Now explain this move to me.
Oh man, though, Glorious Leader. Your first theory…that would put the Countess in line right behind Bethenny in the Too Much to Take department. Occam’s Razor notwithstanding, are you able to share with us your personal sense of whether theory 1 is possible, or improbable, or unlikely, or unfortunately likely…Oh Lu. I’m a mess with an auto-immune disorder and I can’t even turn my head tonight, but oh Lu, I still want to fix you. (But only if you fix me first).
Isn’t it convenient that all women of a certain age have an autoimmune disorder, of fibromaygia, or chronic fatigue, or chronic lyme or whatever the fuck they want to call it and shove us in the corner? And men can’t seem to figure out what is wrong with us? I’m just saying,
Highly convenient. The sort of tangle of testosterone-infused mess of twine only Hercule Poirot could unravel. I will say that I’m grateful it isn’t the 1900s, because I’d probably be tossed into the institutionalized snake pit with Nelly Bly. Then again, if it was the 1800’s I could just send Dante Gabriel Rossetti to the chemist to get me a lovely little flask of laudanum. What irritates me MOST, Glorious Leader, is that here in Rheumatoid Arthritis Corner, plucking cobwebs from my hair, I’m still the primary breadwinner in this house. My DH is retired and not working. And back when I was married to the DalaiPapa (and as yet undiagnosed) I was the breadwinner then too. And no one ever brings me laudanum.
Lol . . . . Such a wonderful sense of humor. You’re not just a bread winner, DalaiMama. You’re a hero! 🙂
You ARE funny as hell. I’m so sorry you’re in so much pain.
I think it well past time that we grow papa er somniferum and ditch big pharma. Women get disorders with no good meds and Visgra gets approved by health insurance companies in record time. Go figure.
Also convenient, women are supposed to look 18 to 21 years old until they die while men can have pot bellies and look awful.
Is she shacking up with Tinsley?
Not with some ten dollar folding director’s chair she is not.
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So sad if her kids asked her to move out of her home. I’m sure she’ll land on her feet, but if that’s what is happening right after she’s gotten out of rehab, I hope she has a strong support system.
Isn’t that an expensive place to live if you just have a couple of million as your share of the sale of your place in the Hamptons? This may not be where she finally builds her new nest.
She’s not leaving a hotel, she’s leaving a storage unit. You can see the logo inside the building/same matching moving logo on the truck, and she’s exiting the building.
Filming has been bumped up this year and they will be filming during fashion week (9/6-9/14)
Ah thanks. Regarding the elevator. I was so confused by that.
However, while they normally film during fashion week, that’s gonna be kind of impossible since preproduction doesn’t start until the fourth and they haven’t set a filming date. I guess I could see them sending out a skeletal crew. But they don’t even have the new cast member figured out yet. On the 4th, they start from scratch with production to figure out storyline.
I wish they would clean house and get rid of Ramona and Dorinda. They bring nothing but showing women as unbalanced with no sense of boundaries.
I mean Ramona touching Sonja the way she did was so out of line and there should be consequences, like there were for Brandi Glanville.
Dorinda is this close to hurting someone.
It only encourages the behavior as long as they are allowed to return.
If they fired all the women who were unbalanced with no sense of boundaries then at least half the cast of each city would disappear in a poof!
Off-topic: Stuck here alone tonight feeling sorry for myself while my son is on an over-night visit with his evil dad. Just found out Mahogany is on! It’s cheesy but fun! Billy Dee Williams is so hot, Italy is so gorgeous in the early 70’s and Diana Ross is so beautiful. Plus that great theme song!! Sigh.
Sorry TT, I’m done.
Yes that’s what I thought , she was leaving s storage unit.
Wouldn’t the Hamptons house be pretty much worth the exact amount she was supposed to put in the trust for her kids after the sale of the other house? If so, it would make sense if she turned it over to them. I read something where she said she was still buying a place upstate. Just smaller and not the one she fell in love with. She definitely did not seem thrilled to be moving right now.
Not read something. It was in her tv interview.
I’ve always loved her jewelry. She’s bold and signature with it. She should definitely have a necklace line.
Well then you will love her ONE NIGHT ONLY JEWELRY LINE. Because that is what jewelers do. lol.
Or someone selling her stuff because she needs cash
Should one wear protection when trying on the One Night Only jewelry? I suppose so. Nothing more unsightly than a syphilis-pink ring around the collar.
Stop. I am dying over here. The Pantone Institute must add syphilis pink to its “must have” palette.
“Like!”
I thought a while back she was doing a statement necklace line because everyone loved the pieces she wore on the show.
Giving Stassi’s Schroeder some competition?
maybe she was moving one of her kids into their dorm room?
Please please please move in with Sonja!
I think Sonja already has renters?
I guess she isn’t selling on Evine anymore. Just one pair of floral pants left that were marked down 58% off. That’s too bad, I thought she was doing well. I hope her own money isn’t going into this caberet shows. I imagine she has plenty of friends she can live with during filming. Maybe Tinsley has enough room if she can put up with peeing Bambi the dog.
Maybe the Hamptons house was sold with a quick closing date, forcing her to move to NYC sooner than planned.
None of these theories work. The kids and the Count BLOCKED the sale of her house and that is why she could not have sold it. Click the LUANN TAG AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POST FOR DETAILS.
Her son was with her over the weekend- he was in her Instagram stories from some lunch she had at her house. I think things might be civil between them now.
She’s not actually moved into a new apartment yet, she’s just taken stuff out of storage in preparation for going back to NYC and a lot of it looked like clothing. Maybe shes packing-up all her stuf at her current house and brought the stored items across for packing too. Just because she has plans to do a show this weekend doesn’t mean her whole week has to be put on hold, a bitch has responsibilities y’all. Looks like a case of “nothing to see here” to me.
Maybe she’s starting to pack up her summer wardrobe and getting her winter and fall clothes out of storage.
JIOVANNI!!
She is definitely in a storage unit! I bet she uses that fold-up stool as her “make-up” stool because it’s portable but can be put away when not in use. It looks like a stool versus a chair.
yeah…I thought she said she wanted to leave the city because the temptation to party was too much and she wanted somewhere quieter….I buy the scenario that the courts have made her move out and given the house to her kids…Bethenny hinted that some or one of the housewives were living beyond their means….I would go with Tinsley and Luanne on this hint….
Isn’t Tinsley’s on-again/off-again boyfriend paying for her hotel suite? I would go with Tinsley.
I guessed sonja and Luann for that one. Maybe Carole too?
If rumors are true, Carole is very rich and can spend her time “coffeeing it up” or “pursuing other interests.”
My bet is that LuAnne has given her Hampton home to the children (Theory #1). It’s the logical solution to her trust issue. She’s a working girl now and dancing as fast as she can to maintain her lifestyle and self esteem. I wish her the best. She’s been at the bottom before and found her way to the top! She can do it again. 🙂
It really is the end of the summer here. Weather is getting colder. Just moved 2 kids back into NYC and looked horrific doing so. Love LuAnn — you can’t read too much into things.
Hope it’s nothing bad. She deserves a break. I like Lu, always have. It is strange seeing how Labor Day is always the last big social weekend signaling the end of summer officially. Doesn’t make sense she wouldn’t be there.
Seems like that is definitely Noah behind the camera phone. They seem to be getting along. She says she’s moving apartments which was really “bright” of her because of the show that night. So my guess it was just an availability issue in terms of the apartment she wanted for the fall.
I might be cynical. I think she was in a hurry to marry Tom so he could pay the kids and she could continue to live the rich lay lifestyle. She always seems to enjoy the out and about lifestyle. I remember a few years ago they filmed her partying downtown juxtaposed with her kids asking her to spend time with them.