Colin is actually getting a storyline tonight! I’m sure it will be brief but I’ll take what I can get. I really hate this group of guests. They are almost as bad as those terrible women. Brooke tells Hannah that she feels like she is doing all of the work. She cries cleaning up the dinner tables and Conrad comes to give her a hug. Conrad seems over Hannah as well. Casey tells Hannah she also thinks they do everything.
The weather is perfect so Captain Sandy feels confident taking the boat out. This guest reading Wayne Dyer motivational books out loud is killing me. Make it stop.
Hannah sits down with the stews to set them straight on a few things. Hannah says the fact that the guests have had no complaints all season shows that she is doing a good job. Then we get a montage of Hannah fuckups and a talking head of a flabbergasted Brooke. One could argue that the reason for the guests satisfaction is because of Brooke. Brooke says Hannah is ridiculously deluded.
The guests are getting to Hannah. She tells Adam if she hears one more positive affirmation she’s going to shoot herself in the head. I feel the same way. These people are fake as fuck. Hannah screws up an intricate service by forgetting which dish was dairy free. shouldnt’ Adam have put a sprig of parsley or something on that place to make it clear?
The primary takes his batshit crazy annoying behavior up few notches and wants the crew to break a steel tipped arrow on their necks. Um, noe. That doesn’t free them from what is holding them back, that injures their fucking necks. But the fools do it.
Hannah has been pissed with Conrad ever since she saw him comforting Brooke, aka the enemy. She’s let it fester for over 24 hours and now they are about to talk. Conrad says he doesn’t take sides. He says he always has her back though. Hannah says he didn’t last night he was comforting Brooke! Conrad says everything he does and says she takes as a personal attack on her. Hannah has a whole laundry list of times that Conrad didn’t stand up for her. Conrad says he walks around on eggshells wondering when the next attack from Hannah will come. He gets up and walks away.
Colin’s mom calls Captain Sandy to tell her she and her husband are in Naples and just want to say hi to their baby. In other unexpected news, Captain Sandy complimented Hannah on doing her job.
It’s time for the guests to leave and the primary gives another speech of inspiration and aspiration. The tip worked out to $1,166 each. This is for two days of work. I’m always astounded when they grouse about the tip. Brooke fumes when Captain Sandy compliments Hannah this week and says it’s not the first time Hannah has taken credit for her work.
Colin reunites with his parents like he’s a refugee child reuniting with his parents in a border control facility. Too soon? Seriously. It was just that emotional. He gets to give them a tour of the boat. Best Colin scene ever.
When the crew goes out on shore leave, Colin asks Adam and Colin to sit across from him and next to him on the end so that Hannah can’t berate him the entire dinner. He needs a break. Hannah is talking to the girls about giving them her black book full of rich men’s numbers when she gives it all up to marry a 23-year-old English boy. They are clearly not on the same page as Colin doesn’t even want to talk to her.
At dinner, the guys are able to pull of the seating chart but Hannah sits across from Adam and next to Colin so she’s still right there in the mix. The Hannah asks to swap places with Colin so she can be on the end of the table (across from Conrad) and smoke a cigarette. Joao is openly flirting with Kasey and gawking at her boobs at the dinner table while Brooke looks on. This is what you signed up for Brooke. This is your strong chemistry that you think you have with Joao. Then he starts feeding Kasey across the table. Brooke tells Joao that she wants someone who is into her and when she gets a hint that is not the situation then it’s over. Jesus, girl! He gives you fifty hints a day and you give him this same speech once a day. Buy a vowel and solve the puzzle!
Conrad and Hannah go to the dock to smoke. They have the same argument they always have. Hannah is a materialistic bitch and Conrad wants a nice down to earth girl. Conrad says they are too totally different people and it’s never going to work.
Next week’s guests seem even more awful a father and two spoiled daughters out spending daddies money after their mother has died. The may get tattoos. I can’t. The vocal fry alone exhausts me. Colin tells Brooke he’s been infatuated with her the entire season. She won’t care, he’s a good guy and she likes dating assholes. Joao continues to flirt with Kasey and annoy Brooke. Conrad and Hannah have the same old arguments.
Collin’s parents had me feeling all the feels.
Okay I’m done. Say what you want about Hannah’s work ethic but I’m so done with Brooke. She complained about Casey when the season started, now it’s Hannah. And let’s not forget the complaining of Joao’s confusing behavior all season long. And her voice! I just can’t stand it anymore. And girlfriend, stand up straight. You slouch every time you do your interview making you look like you’re so innocent and everyone has harmed you. I have no sympathy for you.
Yes. I’m with you. Brooke should realize that her job is to make her boss/bosses look good. If you don’t worry about getting accolades, your bosses will reward you
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid Brooke is, does she need a giant fucking sign that tells her he just isn’t that into her? Joao is an ass, he is every bad caracature of a douche we’ve ever seen. Adams food has looked amazing all season and I’m a bit jealous.
In America, Joao would be called “Chad.”
In America Joao would be called “Doucebag”
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The best comment ever !!
True, so true
Joao has a Mangina
And be doused in AXE body spray.
Yuck! GAG! (But true!)
I feel used and duped into watching an affirmation seminar instead of Below Deck. I’m 98% sure this guy plans on writing this trip off on his taxes.
Glad Brooke and Kasey spoke up to Hannah, she actually pulled her weight this charter and Sandy noticed. Poor Conrad, such a decent kid. I feel like I want to shake him and say 6 weeks is NOT a relationship, Hull the anchor up and chart away buddy! I’d do the same with Brooke, a douche does not change his spots.
Colin, man this guy is awesome. I’m sure I have a cousin somewhere perfect for him, or just have him wait 10 years for my daughter.
Isn’t he some religious nut who doesn’t even pay taxes?
He sure gets plastic surgery though.
It seems to me that Brooke and Casey are “green” stews who think they know everything about their job AND Hannah’s because, you know, they’ve been doing this for a year. (And of course they can do it better) Brooke, the clue bus called, it wants to take you on a tour. Casey, OMG, I hope her parents are proud of the entitled bitchy princess they created. She’s in for a rude awakening IF she ever ventures out on her own.
100 percent agree!!
I’m not, and never have been, a Hannah fan, but I totally agree with you. The Chief Stew has a lot of administrative jobs. That person started at the bottom and did the grunt work. The 2nd and 3rd Stews get the shit work to do. If Brooke, and Kasey of all people, think they carry the crew by settling the tables, making the beds, and serving the guests, they are deluded. It’s the food that gets put on the table that the guests remember. It’s the tours that Hannah has planned. It’s the provisions that Hannah orders that the guests get. It’s the toys in the water the deck crew makes available. It’s pretty much a team effort but some crew members stand out more than others. Also, with rank comes privilege. These idiots, who are fighting over a jerk, are forgetting that Hannah is their immediate boss. How many people ask their bosses what they do all day?Even Captain Lee said it would only take one time for any of his crew to ask him that and they would get fired. Hannah gets the credit for the interior because she is in charge of the interior. If something goes wrong, she’ll get reamed.
Having said that, Hannah chooses the lesser style of leading in Do As I Say and Not As I Do, instead of Lead By Example. I’m not really a fan of Kate’s either. You don’t have to respect the person but you have to respect the rank.
I think Hannah doesn’t do herself any favors missing or over looking small details. Like the vodka for the bloody marys or salads for the pizza making excursion. (I think, it was one of the first episodes). But shouldn’t Brooke be a second pair of eyes? I don’t remember on either show that it’s just one person’s responsibility to pack the coolers. Seems at least several folks work to put the them together
The vodka was on the tender the whole time!
Hi Nancy, I thought the same & rewound a couple of times & then it was confirmed later ad well. That shot of 2bottles of Grey Goose was in the galley
Brooke has as much if not more experience as a Chief Stew then Hannah.
I have never been a Hannah fan, and this year I like her even less. I know, I know…that is not a popular opinion here at TT’s . LOL
She comes across lazy IMO. And the last thing she needs is a BF on the boat ! She can not handle the situation well and separate work from getting laid time.
But it is Sandy that surprises and disappoints me the most. She can drive the boat but has no clue how to manage a crew.
Thanks TT for the recap !
Brooke has never been chief stew…and has only worked in the industry FOR ONE YEAR! so….
So, you just attack anyone who doesn’t like Hannah.
She SUCKS!
No I was correcting an incorrect statement because maybe the person I WAS REPLYING TO did not know those facts…why don’t you get a clue and a life while you’re at it? You are acting very butthurt that I schooled you below, now you just want to make it personal…baby I am not the one!
As shown in the vignette, Bugsy, who HAS BEEN a chief stew, felt the same way about Hannah. All those smoke breaks all day and night add up to a lot of time off that the others don’t get. I think there should be NO SMOKING on the boat for crew members.
Booo! And all caps? Boring too. I’m going for a smoke break .
Adam’s food has looked amazing all season. He has catered to every guest the best he could. Yes he has been a bit of an a$$whole but he admits it. I like him so much better than Ben. Glad Ben is gone. At least Adam can be humble.
Never thought I would like him, but you are correct!! He is so much better than with Malia.
I’d put Malia and Rocky at the bottom of worse BD crew members of all time. So happy she’s off Adam’s mind so he can be creative. The food he’s makes looks yummy but not pretentious
Rocky was so funny to watch because she was crazy.
Glad to see Adam redeem himself!
Rocky is batsh*t crazy. She’s 98% reason we don’t have our beloved Eddie anymore
Eddie was 100% in charge of where he put his penis as well as what comes out of his mouth.
I could take or leave Ben. Adam has stepped up his game. I like people who can admit they are wrong, learn from their mistakes, and try to be better people. Even though his cookies looked really good, he took Hannah’s advice from last season and really stepped up is game this season.
I think Hannah could take a page out of Captain Sandy’s book and maybe compliment her stews more. Maybe give them credit in a meeting. It would go a long way to make them want to work for her. Kasey has improved immensely and Brooke has always given her all. Hannah is not a good boss or team leader. I do like her though.
I don’t like Hannah, but completely agree with your suggestion for Hannah!
Was Jaime throwing shade when she said “look at you setting the table, Kasey.”
No I think that was part of the script to show that Hannah wasn’t doing it. I learned how to set a table when I was seven. It’s definitely third stew work. Especially because all of the dishes and flourishes and such are planned in advance.
That said, Kate does the place settings on her boats. It’s just her thing. That and making penis towels.
“Rockets” ?
I thought it was just good natured giving a coworker a hard time. Girl didn’t know how to do it when she came on the boat and look at her now. Snarky good humored fun.
Buy a vowel and solve the puzzle!
Oh, I loved that line to Brooke!!
Hannah is so ridiculous! EVERY SINGLE TIME they go out, she is MAD and makes a huge deal and ruins everyone’s night!
Her black book? Are you f’ing kidding me?
I’m quite sure if she really has one, anyone in it would let her call go to voice mail.
And AS IF she was giving anything up for Conrad! I sure don’t remember him proposing.
She is out of her mind.
No I think you are out of YOUR mind! Jaoaaaa is the one messing up the dinners!! He attacks hannah, gaslights brooke, and flirts with kasey(which causes the tension at the table)…what show are you watching? When hannah and Conrad talk, THEY LEAVE THE TABLE! And if you look at below deck med trending and Hannah’s Twitter, you will see she had lots of admirers! You may not like her, but there are plenty more who do(men and women)…don’t get it twisted: just like capt Lee and Kate MAKE below deck, so does Hannah make below deck med…that is why everyone else who “won’t work with her again” are no longer working with her again(you think it’s a coincidence that this close to the end of season Sandy all of a sudden has made up with Hannah in real time?) Ha…get a clue!
Jaoa didn’t do anything last night. Yes, he did many of the other times. But Hannah can never let anything go. And tries every time to make Conrad get into it with others as well. He is smart enough not to.
You can have you opinion and I have mine. Telling me to get a clue doesn’t mean you are correct. I don’t give a flying fuck who likes Hannah. I DON’T.
Again, you are clueless…joaoaaaa on last night’s episode caused the tension between Brooke and kasey(and thus EVERYONE ELSE) at the table by first feeding Brooke food off his fork, then feeding kasey food off same fork and flirting with her in Brooke’s face…did ya see Brooke’s reaction? Anyway..my opinion on this one IS CORRECT!! And I DO LIKE HANNAH, and I don’t care that you don’t care!! Have a good day clueless!
What are you, 13 years old?
Hannah started off in the damn boat on the way there.
It had nothing to do with the dinner table.
She was pissed at Conrad for talking to Brooke about her.
What are you 83 and senile? YOU said Hannah has ruined every dinner…I correctly pointed out that joaoaaaa is the one who has ruined “every dinner”…now you want to deflect by talking about what happened on the tender ride…oh ok…I will say this s-l-o-w-l-y, so try to keep up: that conversation happened on the tender, BEFORE they sat down to dinner…so she literally could not have ruined the dinner with the tender conversation. And like I said earlier, anytime Hannah and Conrad have conversed, they would do so away from the dinner table…the tension AT the dinner table always involved jaoooaa.
Allison, I don’t know how long you’ve been commenting here, but you should already know that, on this site, we don’t attack each other. We’re all entitled to different opinions and that’s what makes it interesting. To write a post stating “Anyway..my opinion on this one IS CORRECT!! And I DO LIKE HANNAH, and I don’t care that you don’t care!! Have a good day clueless!” is rude. If you disagree with someone, you can rebut what they’re saying without resorting to insults, right? I actually agree with you that Joao starts a lot of the unpleasantness when they go out. In fact, he starts most of it. He absolutely didn’t need to make the statement that Hannah was materialistic because she didn’t want her earring to go over the edge, and I think that, in general, he has very little respect for females. I also like Hannah and would take her over Joao any day of the week; however, she needs to stop her whining and complaining to her crew mates. So let’s all agree to disagree on some things, and agree on others, and just enjoy Tamara’s site.
Thank you. ♥
I am done replying to this person. =)
Never again! I wish she would NOT reply to me again. (Not likely!)
Yes, Joao starts most of it, I agree. But she started this on the boat, and it had nothing to do with Joao! She has no idea how to let things go. (Just like someone else here. =D)
Firstly, miss english rose…YOU are not the owner nor moderator of this site so DO NOT involve yourself in a discussion between the two of us!! secondly, if you had bothered to check, zzz started it with me…she voiced an opinion, I disagreed with it…zzz then decided to do what you are attempting to do and chastise me…take a page from zzz’s book and disengage with me because like others on this site I WILL BLAST YOUR BUTT. Others on here would have called you the f word, the c word, etc….I on the other hand don’t use profanity…I use my words to explain clearly my opinion and to annihilate anyone who tries to minimize my viewpoint. And finally, if you and zzz cannot stand the heat, then get out of the kitchen!! Oh and btw: it’s not your concern “how long I’ve been commenting on this site….i don’t know how long YOU have been commenting on this site…SO WHAT? let’s let the OWNER of this site worry about that. Have a good day.
The owner of this site thinks you guys are assholes just like Joao and Hannah. But Joao is by far the biggest asshole.
Thank you, Rose!
I feel like someone needs a little time out in the WLS. We don’t all share the same opinions here, but we DO RESPECT.
I hereby nominate Colin Macy-O’Toole for next season’s Bachelor!! Or at least give him a Bravo dating show!!! The kid is adorable. Complete waterworks watching him greet his parents!
I’ll sign that petition. They gave Shep a dating show, maybe they should give Colin one.
At least bring him back and give him more screen time. He SHINES every time.
Yay! Prayers answered and got a good episode featuring Colin ! He’s interesting, funny, talented and all around great guy and it just feels enjoyable watching him! Warm & fuzzies!
Joao is a douchebag and smarmy & maliciously manipulative. Evil lurks behind his smug smile.
Oh and exactly WTF was Sandy doing when asking Hannah how things were going with Conrad?
@ZZZ: That was odd. I think Hannah and Conrad have been off their game all season due to their doomed relationship. Very unprofessional and created tension amongst the crew, especially that last dinner.
Joao attacked by hippo and shot? Next week he’ll claim abducted by aliens. LOL
Haaaa! I feel bad for Conrad, he seems very cool and mature, and she is the opposite!
LOL about Joao! The hippo shot him! Oh wait…
Yes the hippo shot him! His antics made the season entertaining. I bet he’ll be back. Conrad and Colin are good guys.
Absolutely would like to see them both back!
No no no! You have it wrong! The hippo SHAT on him and that is why he is a big fat Jezebob Whitehead!
It WAS Shitehead. Not Whitehead. But if he WERE a Whitehead, we could POP him!
Perfect! Zimbabwean aliens
Captain Sandy was trolling for camera time. She’s done a lot of that this season.
Haha! TT- I was thinking the very same!
A friend told me Joao was on a podcast the other day and indicated that he and Brooke are still together….Just thought that was interesting. She does seem naive!
Brooke is an idiot to still be with Jadouche.
What about Hannah and her black book? A book of guys she fucked? And she wants to pass it on………. oh my. Is she a hooker? Conrad needs to run, fast.
What a goofy ass season. I heart Jamie and Colin is at least on tv a pretty authentic guy.
I really liked Cpt. Sandy last year but get a sense she is def. not being real and that sucks.
Hannah mortifies me. This is not an age shame but for [email protected]&) sake with the petulant I’m a princess act. Good luck with that hunnty. See Amber Heard…Yolonda Hadid..etc.
Always a younger sexier dtf chick that has no limits for the geezer buying your shoes and trips. Get right with yourself and live that lifestyle because you worked for it.
Conrad will be fine he’s so young and so honest he tried she shot on him AND presumed trying to berate him for his age and lack of portfolio. Joao can’t finger him yet. He’s a nut I’m way too tired and d to try to crack and break his walls down. He’s prob a gallant strong young man but someone somewhere hurt him and he has an image to project. 10 yrs or more ago idve taken this project on today he gets a resounding meh from me. Unless he happens to show up in my po dunk town and wants to do shots and ride a bull simulator. That’s alot of fun and he’s that guy to me…
Im about five months behind on watching this because I live in an igloo in the North Pole. I doubt that anyone will ever see this but… I’m pretty sure that the non-dairy charter guest named Lucy is the same Lucy (who was super bossy) on Survivor Millennials v GenX. It’s driving me crazy not knowing for sure. Ughhhh.
I am intrigued by this comment and trying to recall Lucy from Survivor. I’ve watched every season but forget them all as soon as the season is over. My brain is full.
Tell Santa that I’ve been very good this year. Or, um maybe just that I’ve been good some of the time.
Thank you Tamara for reading my comment. Maybe we can put our two old lady brains together and figure this out?
Lucy was a Gen Xer. She tried to take charge of the vote early on (before they did any swaps). I think that it may have been Jessica (the one who got double pink eye) that Lucy had basically told to shut up and vote this way (I’m really fuzzy on this part because old lady brain). I think that Lucy was the third or fourth boot and the second GenXer voted off? (Paul being the first)
While watching Below Deck Med last night, Lucy seemed very familiar to me. Then when she was given her maybe dairy, non-dairy dinner and said that eating dairy wouldn’t kill her, her voice made me think that it was the same Lucy from Survivor. It’s honestly driving me crazy not knowing for sure. Any way we can get Cho involved in this?
How about I tell Santa that you are great at being bad 😉
Ok, I just got another memory wave, I believe that it was Lucy who was trying to orchestrate a Jessica vote out after Paul was voted off. She was pissed at Jessica for voting out Paul. David Wright caught wind of the plan and told Jessica about it. Jess then ran and confronted Lucy about it. Jessica didn’t know what to believe. At tribal council David played his hidden imunity idol on Jessica canceling out 5? votes for her and ultimately sending Lucy home.
I am going to need photos. I can’t remember things from this morning Did I take my vitamin D? Is the stove off? Where are my reading glasses?
Great at being bad works for me. 🙂
I’m way too old to see the microscopic writing at the end of the show, otherwise I’d try to find Lucy’s last name at the end of BD. Lucy from Survivor’s last name was Huang (maybe? And I just looked it up). I tried to compare video footage of both shows and not still shots because there was something familiar about the mannerisms. Also found out that Survivor Lucy was a dietician which would explain BD’s Lucy preference sheet. It’s quite sad that I have wasted so much time on this since last night instead of doing the shit that needs to be done. But I can’t stop myself.