Can I just say that four hours of this crap a week is a bit much? And I am a fan of this shit show. I just noticed they have John sitting on the beach counting his stacks of money for his intro. Interesting.
The good news that Jenna is over Jordan after is giant spectacle of the night before.
There ends the good news. I found out I have a hidden talent by watching this show. I can tell if I like a guy or not by seeing just their legs in shorts walking down the stairs. I had a very negative reaction to the first pair of legs and they belong to Leo. There has been some sketchy shit about Leo in the Internet lately.
The three stooges act with Jordan, Chris and Grocery Joe is starting to grow on me. Even though it’s probably not an act. Leo picks Kendall for his date, crushing Grocery Joe’s heart. In an effort to come up with the cheesiest possible date, Leo and Kendall shoot a cover for a romance novel. For Leo it was love at first kiss. As soon as Kendell gets back she starts pushing Grocery Joe into the friendzone. The bromance between Joe and Jordan is the strongest relationship in the house. No wonder they are doing promotional events together.
Colton and Tia get another date from production.They entered a musical chairs contest and won! Raven an Adam showed up and Tia is so excited to tell Raven about being back together with Colton. Raven is not thrilled with the news. Way to ruin her date, Raven. Raven says if he hurts her, she will cut his penis off and he will never lose that virginity. When Tia talks to Colton they make it official that she is his girlfriend. Just like middle school.
Benoit from winter games arrives and Kevin suggests he go on a date with Krystal. Chelsea also has her on Benoit. Benoit has not dated since he broke off his engagement with Clare from winter games. He’s a good guy. Benoit asks Jenna on the date. Jordan’s tiny little brain may explode. The date went very well and Benoit came back with three pounds of red lipstick all over his face. Creepy Jordan was lying in wait and the conversation he had with Jenna didn’t go well. I don’t see where there is even a choice between Jordan and Benoit.
Next week Leo and Grocery Joe get into it. Again, there is not contest here either. Joe is the one Kendall should pick. At least of these two. I’m not quite as excited about Joe as I used to be since he is Stooge one to Chris’s stooge two and Jordan’s stooge three.