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Bachelor In Paradise: Too Many Triangles

August 21, 2018 by tamaratattles 7 Comments

Grocery Store Joe

Can I just say that four hours of this crap a week is a bit much? And I am a fan of this shit show. I just noticed they have John sitting on the beach counting his stacks of money for his intro. Interesting.

The good news that Jenna is over Jordan after is giant spectacle of the night before.

There ends the good news. I found out I have a hidden talent by watching this show. I can tell if I like a guy or not by seeing just their legs in shorts walking down the stairs. I had a very negative reaction to the first pair of legs and they belong to Leo. There has been some sketchy shit about Leo in the Internet lately.  

The three stooges act with Jordan, Chris and Grocery Joe is starting to grow on me. Even though it’s probably not an act. Leo picks Kendall for his date, crushing Grocery Joe’s heart. In an effort to come up with the cheesiest possible date, Leo and Kendall shoot a cover for a romance novel. For Leo it was love at first kiss. As soon as Kendell gets back she starts pushing Grocery Joe into the friendzone. The bromance between Joe and Jordan is the strongest relationship in the house. No wonder they are doing promotional events together.

Colton and Tia get another date from production.They entered a musical chairs contest and won! Raven an Adam showed up and Tia is so excited to tell Raven about being back together with Colton. Raven is not thrilled with the news. Way to ruin her date, Raven. Raven says if he hurts her, she will cut his penis off and he will never lose that virginity. When Tia talks to Colton they make it official that she is his girlfriend. Just like middle school.

Benoit from winter games arrives and Kevin suggests he go on a date with Krystal. Chelsea also has her on Benoit. Benoit has not dated since he broke off his engagement with Clare from winter games. He’s a good guy. Benoit asks Jenna on the date. Jordan’s tiny little brain may explode. The date went very well and Benoit came back with three pounds of red lipstick all over his face. Creepy Jordan was lying in wait and the conversation he had with Jenna didn’t go well. I don’t see where there is even a choice between Jordan and Benoit.

Next week Leo and Grocery Joe get into it. Again, there is not contest here either. Joe is the one Kendall should pick. At least of these two. I’m not quite as excited about Joe as I used to be since he is Stooge one to Chris’s stooge two and Jordan’s stooge three.

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Filed Under: Bachelor in Paradise, Entertainment News Tagged With: Angela Amezcua, Annaliese Puccini, Astrid Loch, Bachelor in Paradise, Bibiana Julian, Chelsea Roy, Chris Randone, Colton Underwood, Connor Obrochta, David Ravitz, Entertainment News, Eric Bigger, Joe Amabile, John Graham, Jordan Kimball, Kendall Long, Kenny Layne, Kevin Wendt, Krystal Nielson, Nick Spetsas, Nysha Norris, Tia Booth, Wells Adams, Yuki

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  1. SuzyJane says

    August 22, 2018 at 9:50 am

    I like this show too but I could not watch last night, another two hours was too many. Thanks for the recap.

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  2. XOXO1968 says

    August 22, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    I haven’t watched Bachelor for a while — I watch an episode every now and then.

    My favorite to watch are Joe, Chris and Jordan. They were cracking me up last night. I think Jordan is a caricature — he seems like he is playing a part. I saw him a few times on Bachelorette and didn’t like him at all. But, the three of them together I enjoy.

    Even though I am warming up to Jordan I wouldn’t wish dating him (or marrying!) on my worst enemy. If the way he is portraying himself is accurate then he has issues with anger and delusions of grandeur.

    I don’t understand what is going on with Tia and Colton but she seems to have low self worth. It is kind of hard to watch. Colton seems like an ok guy but she is throwing herself at him.

    I watched parts of the 1st episode and the most recent episode.

    Joe is so so so so handsome!

    If Leo is the long hair guy I think his hair is distracting. He kind of leads with his hair. Seeing that he is a really good looking guy is secondary.

    I haven’t watched BIP before but I am looking forward to watching it next week.

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    • EnglishRose says

      August 26, 2018 at 10:20 am

      To me, Leo is sporting a look that went out of fashion back in the 80’s and 90’s when Fabio was making his rounds, and we were listening to groups like Poison. When I see guys still having long-haired perms, it always strikes me that they’s a bit insecure and figure the hair will draw attention to them. I can’t picture him without the cover of that giant mane of his, so I’m not sure if he’d be good looking or not.

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      • EnglishRose says

        August 26, 2018 at 10:21 am

        “they’s a bit insecure” – I kind of like how that typo turned out. Sounds like Ali G.

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  3. EnglishRose says

    August 24, 2018 at 1:07 am

    I can’t stand Jordan! Watching his attempts at modeling was hilarious. I could model better than that and I’m old, chubby, totally uncoordinated, no fashion icon, and have a lousy sense of balance. He looked like he was doing gay porno, and that outfit of his was an unattractive joke. That’s not the worst of it – he’s a spiteful, insecure, rude POS. I thought “what’shisface” was stupid to give Jenna that big, brown dog, especially if Jordan had already done something similar for someone – it smacked of a lack of originality and desperation. However, for Jordan to grab it so aggressively and throw it into the ocean was like something a 4-year-old would do. He sends out so many red flag warnings that anyone who hooks up with him has to be out of their mind.

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  4. Barbara R says

    August 26, 2018 at 9:58 am

    I can’t get over Jordan’s outfit. It’s ringing a bell for me and I think that I wore something similar back in the late 70’s or early 80’s – a lovely time for fashion. Can anyone imagine being seen in public with him wearing that?

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    • EnglishRose says

      August 26, 2018 at 10:10 am

      He thinks he’s gorgeous – remember he even said he had a matching jacket and tie. I’d have appreciated it if he’d worn it in a joking manner, but that idiot was convinced he was making a fashion statement. Yes, Jordan! The statement is that you looked ridiculous.

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