Chris is a terrible liar. Chris is also the kind of asshole that tries to flip his mistakes around on the victim of his lies and manipulation. Krystal is too stupid to process what she witnessed which was Chris telling her he was still with Tia until Tia says she’s not interested in him and then suddenly he was going to break up with Tia anyway. And Tia suddenly likes Colton again.
I don’t understand why Bibiana is there. I’m glad she is, but she seems to a producer plant who gives her rose to whoever she has told, as she did with Colton last week. She doesn’t seem to be attracted to anyone and no one is beating a path to her door either. At least not yet. Overall, I think she is too sane for this show.
Jacqueline, another Arie reject arrives. Kendall and Jenna suggest she take Colton on a date. Tia is already sobbing again. Then Colton said no to the date. Colton is the king of mixed messages. He is still thinking about leaving the game. Jacqueline takes Kenny on the date and things went well.
Krystal is back with Chris despite he has been outed as a douchebag. When he fucks her over, Krystal is going to revert back to batshit crazy Krystal.
Bibiana reunited Colton and Tia so I am afraid that she may go home tonight depending on if production is done using her. We also learned that Colton doesn’t open his mouth and tongue kiss when he kisses Tia.
Jordan has a ridiculous get up going on a vest and pants that are all floral. He’s such a joke and needs to go next week. It’s rose ceremony night. No straight girl could be turned on by Jordan and his Zoolander routine. Jenna must have brain damage. Or perhaps she’ll just do anything to be on TV.
John is the best catch on the island and he has to decide between Caroline or Jubilee.
Ohhh Bibiana gets in the game with Kenny. This is the best girl that Kenny has been with. I hope he keeps her. I don’t hate Jacqueline for him either. I did hate him with Annaleise. Once Annaleise liked Jordan, that told me all I needed to know about her. And yet he is making out with Annaleise. UGH. Kenny is basically sending home two girls tonight.
Oh David is seducing Jenna, Jordan’s girl. The fact that she likes Jordan should be a red flag. Steal one of Kenny’s girls you idiot. David gives Jenna a GIANT stuffed dog for her birthday. Oh he’s the one that also fed her birthday cake. Jordan shows up in his ridiculous attire, grabs the dog and throws it in the ocean. If the girl Jordan offers a rose to says no does he go home?
At the rose ceremony, Eric insisted that Jordan apologize to all the girls and he did. Jordan goes first at the rose ceremony and I am shocked because I thought he would be last. FUCK. Jenna accepted his rose. I was really hoping he would go home. Chelsea and David paired off. Kevin and Astrid are tight. Chris and Krystal. John chooses Jubilee! YAY! I like this pair. Joe and Kendall are together. Colton and Tia. Some dude and Angela. Who? Kenny and Annaleise. Fuck. Maybe Bibiana was only hired for a week I hate to see her go. I also liked Jacqueline on her season. So both of them are leaving along with Ansla? I think that is her name and someone else. I dunno. It’s late.
Next week Leo arrives and steals Grocery Joe’s girl. Why? And some Canookian comes in to steal Jenna from Jordan. Will he FINALLY GO THE FUCK HOME?