Chris is a terrible liar. Chris is also the kind of asshole that tries to flip his mistakes around on the victim of his lies and manipulation. Krystal is too stupid to process what she witnessed which was Chris telling her he was still with Tia until Tia says she’s not interested in him and then suddenly he was going to break up with Tia anyway. And Tia suddenly likes Colton again.
I don’t understand why Bibiana is there. I’m glad she is, but she seems to a producer plant who gives her rose to whoever she has told, as she did with Colton last week. She doesn’t seem to be attracted to anyone and no one is beating a path to her door either. At least not yet. Overall, I think she is too sane for this show.
Jacqueline, another Arie reject arrives. Kendall and Jenna suggest she take Colton on a date. Tia is already sobbing again. Then Colton said no to the date. Colton is the king of mixed messages. He is still thinking about leaving the game. Jacqueline takes Kenny on the date and things went well.
Krystal is back with Chris despite he has been outed as a douchebag. When he fucks her over, Krystal is going to revert back to batshit crazy Krystal.
Bibiana reunited Colton and Tia so I am afraid that she may go home tonight depending on if production is done using her. We also learned that Colton doesn’t open his mouth and tongue kiss when he kisses Tia.
Jordan has a ridiculous get up going on a vest and pants that are all floral. He’s such a joke and needs to go next week. It’s rose ceremony night. No straight girl could be turned on by Jordan and his Zoolander routine. Jenna must have brain damage. Or perhaps she’ll just do anything to be on TV.
John is the best catch on the island and he has to decide between Caroline or Jubilee.
Ohhh Bibiana gets in the game with Kenny. This is the best girl that Kenny has been with. I hope he keeps her. I don’t hate Jacqueline for him either. I did hate him with Annaleise. Once Annaleise liked Jordan, that told me all I needed to know about her. And yet he is making out with Annaleise. UGH. Kenny is basically sending home two girls tonight.
Oh David is seducing Jenna, Jordan’s girl. The fact that she likes Jordan should be a red flag. Steal one of Kenny’s girls you idiot. David gives Jenna a GIANT stuffed dog for her birthday. Oh he’s the one that also fed her birthday cake. Jordan shows up in his ridiculous attire, grabs the dog and throws it in the ocean. If the girl Jordan offers a rose to says no does he go home?
At the rose ceremony, Eric insisted that Jordan apologize to all the girls and he did. Jordan goes first at the rose ceremony and I am shocked because I thought he would be last. FUCK. Jenna accepted his rose. I was really hoping he would go home. Chelsea and David paired off. Kevin and Astrid are tight. Chris and Krystal. John chooses Jubilee! YAY! I like this pair. Joe and Kendall are together. Colton and Tia. Some dude and Angela. Who? Kenny and Annaleise. Fuck. Maybe Bibiana was only hired for a week I hate to see her go. I also liked Jacqueline on her season. So both of them are leaving along with Ansla? I think that is her name and someone else. I dunno. It’s late.
Next week Leo arrives and steals Grocery Joe’s girl. Why? And some Canookian comes in to steal Jenna from Jordan. Will he FINALLY GO THE FUCK HOME?
Jordan is a complete asshole, he makes my skin crawl.
Otherwise I’m enjoying the hell out of this cheesey show, I love it.
Thanks for the recap.
Tia (aka Raven 2) bores me to tears.
When Tia announced this episode that all her eggs were in Colton’s basket, I wanted to slap her and yell, “Come on, woman! Take control of your own eggs!!”
I feel Colten is getting the “Bachelor-in-waiting” edit as the male Becca, crying contestant with broken heart who’s had a hard time with love. If that comes to fruition, I’m boycotting. I’m not sure I’ve seen a personality there.
Soooo…Nick from the Bachelor works for the same firm as I do. We are at a convention this week, and he brought Jordan and Joe in for a marketing event yesterday. All I can say is, these guys do think pretty highly of themselves! One of my colleagues said she could tell that Jordan could see his own reflection in her glasses when he talked to her, and he was staring at himself the whole time! Lol. I don’t watch the show, but just had to share that the egos on these fellas is something else!
Keep us updated, OK. That’s just too funny.
Oh my gosh that’s hysterical! I was just about to say that there’s no way Jordan can actually be for real. He’s just so over the top douchey. But, then I read what you wrote and laughed out loud. I can totally picture it. Wow! He’s a mess.
Oh no! Grocery Store Joe has a big head now? He’s supposed to be the normal one.
This makes me sad. Joe is the only guy who appears decent & appealing.
Jordan looked ridiculous in that floral outfit. Why doesn’t he just admit he’s gay and get it over with? Chris is a horrible person, can’t wait for him to be voted off.
By the way, I’m reading elsewhere that TRav and Ashley are back together. Any truth to that?
http://tamaratattles.com/2018/08/07/southern-charm-update-there-is-no-update/
Anybody notice the when Chris and crystal are on the beach he said he would leaving to come back with a surprise …Crystal had a completely different bikini on and cover up lol it was so bad editing
This is a stupid show for stupids. You have to suspend all disbelief and pretend it’s all real or mock it in all of it’s fakeness. For me it’s kid of like watching cartoons.
My absolute favorite part of the episode had to be the snippet at the end with Jordan talking about his Sea Salt Spray hair product!!! I laughed so much! Do you think he knows everyone is laughing at him? When he was talking about his highlights and how they are natural “like for real” he sounded so much like my 9 year old newphew. This show keeps me laughing, that is definitely why I watch it!
I just saw a picture of Colton. He looks like he’d be a LOT of fun in bed.
That is all.
You know he’s a virgin, right?
So?
Colton has been an ethical player but he still seems unsure of what he wants. I wonder if he went through some trauma or something.
maybe he’s gay. Don’t get Naa’s hopes up though…