Shannon is doing a photo shoot for her QVC meals. Kelly, Emily and Tamra meet for lunch afterward. Apparently, it is “steak and a blow job day” AKA February, 15th. This group wants a happy hour on Friday. That will also be the day that Shannon has to go back to court with David. David refuses to hire an attorney and that is throwing a wrench in things. Shannon is just trying to get at least a temporary judgement for child and spousal support. David is also sending her Shannon brutally mean texts constantly. Her attorney will be submitting them to the judge.
Emily tells the story about how drunken Gina had to be thrown out of their house by Shane. Tamra doesn’t think that is cool at all. I think Gina is the one who was being all uncool. Even Gina wants to apologize to Shane.
Shannon goes to meet with her lawyer before court. She is very nervous. She doesn’t know what David she is going to see today. She talks to her mother who tells her to have her attorney walk her to her car. Her lawyer says David wants to continue to pay the household expenses rather than pay he spousal support. They both agree this is a control issue. Shannon says David has always been the one who had total control over the finances and not that is changing and he can’t deal with it. Shannon says going into court that David will not be happy with whatever decision is made.
After three hours, Shannon leaves the court with her attorney congratulating her. She says it was emotional and a little scary. He says she has a few months before she has to worry about it again. As soon as Shannon gets to the safety of her car she begins melting down. She calls Tamra and she’s very shaken. The judge ordered him to pay her “a lot of money.” Here are the details on that. David lost his shit on her while she was talking with her attorney in the hallway. Her attorney had to scream for the bailiff. He was so livid. He came around the corner and screamed at her attorney, “Are you fucking happy, Ben?” Shannon felt bad and she was talking to he attorney about lowering the amount. They actually went back in the courtroom and agreed to a lower amount according to Shannon. She just wants him out of her life.
Vicki and Michael are in LA to record radio commercials for Coto Financial franchises. Steve is there too. His job is apparently similar to Gregg Leakes position these days, personal assistant and houseboy. To loose Vicki up, one of the producers has brought fireball shots for all. She immediately starts talking about doing a sex talk call in show. She says she would tell woman to give their husband a blow job and it will be all better. Did I mention Michael is in the room? And Steve?
Huntington Beach Happy Hour
Suddenly, Shane is the one who was wrong in the ousting of the drunk woman from his incident. Gina tells Emily on the ride over that she heard that she was going to apologize to Shane. Apparently she is unapologetic about the entire ordeal. Gina seems to think she is owed an apology. This is insane to me.
Everyone gets to happy hour and Shannon is late. I thought she had court but it seems like the rescheduled date has not happened yet. She talks about how when she went earlier in the week, she looked over at David and felt absolutely nothing. She’s totally over him. The girls say that means that Shannon is ready to date. Tamra hired a matchmaker for Shannon. The matchmaker comes to the bar to interview Shannon. And Tamra who insists she find her a guy that loves sex.
Vicki and Emily leave happy hour early. The rest of the girls talk about Emily and Shane’s marriage. Gina has a very different version of what happened. She says that Emily apologized to her for her husband’s behavior. Gina said Emily said her husband was being a dick. Shannon compares the situation to her relationship with David. Tamra asks if she is saying that Emily is in a bad marriage. Shannon says that she doesn’t know that, it’s just that Gina’s version of events reminds her of her marriage to David.
Vicki and Tamra Get Tattoos
Vicki and Tamra go to get microblading. I looked into to this procedure but I keep seeing so many huge brows that look fake AF I decided it wasn’t for me. Now I put mascara on my brows and they are just fine. It’s just when you get older they get lighter and more sparse. A plumping mascara does the trick.
Tamra talks to Vicki about Gina’s marriage and her out of control kids. Her kids could be in a remake of Bébé’s Kids. Her husband lives in LA and has never seen his apartment and doesn’t even know where it is. Tamra’s brows look great. Tamra says that Emily and Shane never dated and just got married right after he got divorced.
Kelly is dating a milkman named Frank. He lives in New York. He’s kind of hot/not. You know how a guy can look hot one minute and not hot the next? His leg muscles freak me out. And he is a bit of an odd ball. He’s also the Forrest Gump of Mexican food. Basically, he’s a boy toy with a purpose.
Next Week: Vicki’s Birthday approaches. We are reminded that the RHOOC should not be allowed to drive golf carts. Emily and Gina fight about Shane some more. Tamra and Shannon fight over the Emily and Gina situation.