I didn’t really hate this season of RHOP or recapping it. Thanks for sticking with me and my limited knowledge. Tonight the men are there.
But first, seeing Karen so hurt is breaking my cold black heart and I don’t even care for her. How can the rest of these bitches keep their fat asses on the couch through this? I would have been up comforting her before Gizelle decided to randomly meander that way for camera time. These are some stone cold bitches. Andy is a shady bitch too trying to take advantage of this situation. When Gizelle comes back Andy asks her what she is choked up about. WTF?
I have such newfound respect for Karen coming back out for more. That’s one strong black women right there. Then the second she is back Andy goes right back to talking about how her Daddy died last week. What a cuntsatchel this sorry excuse for a man is. Karen says she is not looking for sympathy. Even Robyn tells her she deserves sympathy. Ashley gives a sincere apology.
It’s time to move on to Gizelle and Sherman and Kendell. And Charisse is there. She is putting her house on the market. My exclusive source tells me she will be back next season, still as a friend (and that there are no cast changes…Oh hey Chelsea from Page Six! Can’t wait to sue you!) Charisse won’t be seen as much and the first episode with her on it will be MAYBE episode four. Gizelle and Sherman seem to be back together and they are in counseling. I don’t care about this. Monique feels bad about talking about Sherman’s in the park after dark incident. Gizelle says that Monique is a horrible person for continuing to put that information out there. Charisse and Monique are no longer friends either. Monique says that Charisse always tries to force her contacts on her. She’s not trying to use Charisse’s.
And out come the husbands.
Of course Andy goes straight to Chris to ask about his dick. Is it brown or is it white? Chris says it is not white. He asks Gizelle if she brought a hue card that he can select from. Also why is Michael sitting behind Robyn? That side of the couch has only one husband while the other side has three. Chris says that his kids are not contacting him even though he tries.
Chris says he was devastated when Monique miscarried. And social media was brutal. Chris says that he loves Charisse and never expected for he to turn her back on Monique.
Yaaaaaaaaas! Time for Karen and Ray! Andy asks how Ray could keep something so major from his wife. He claims that he has “ups and downs” all the time and he doesn’t share them with Karen. Look. I’ve never been married so I have no idea how it all works but I think if I was sharing an address with someone who was being gone after by the IRS I’s probably get a whiff of that knowledge. Ray says that there was a mistake about something or another and he feels like Bravo exploited it. Andy points out it was in the Washington Post.
Ray says that the pizza debacle got his landscaping team in all sorts of trouble because the head guy thought they had left a pizza out overnight. Does anyone believe this story? Robyn seems to be covering for her. I do not believe any of this conversation. They don’t live there. Charisse says that Matt talks all the time about it. Ray swears he lives with Karen in the house. Michael points out the stupidity of owning a house in one town where you do business and moving to a house in Great Falls that is a rental is ridiculous. Ray and Karen are both super pissed off by his long monologue on their home and tax situation. Ray wants to talk about Michael’s business issues, but we don’t hear a thing. I really don’t get all of this.
I do understand that Michael’s ding a ling was supposed to be in a country when he claims it was not there. Michael whips out a passport. Here is the thing. I’ve flown into Frankfurt (I’m serious not making a dick joke) to go to Paris and They didn’t stamp a damn thing. The guy looked up at me a fat old lady and just pushed it back to me. I’m still pissed I didn’t get that stamp!
Next Ashley says that Karen has sent her a cease and desist about something she knows to be true and that is that Karen is having an affair on Ray. Ray says that “Blue Eyes” has been in his phone for 15 years. He is Karen’s driver. Ray does admit suspecting Blue Eyes of being with Karen in the past. But he “checked into it.” Oh Ray…
The scenes with Ashley an Michael are complete bullshit. They are very happy together. Yet they will continue the farce next season. (Blind Item Reveal) I think this might be what my source was trying to tell me. I am not sure I believe this. I hate to say this, but I think Monique is crying more than Ashley. Monique says that her mother’s boyfriend was embarrassed by the show and is fully employed now. Based on my source, I am not that fond of Ashley anymore. I think she’s probably a bad enough person to lie about a miscarriage. or two.
Oh BTW, my source told me today that the wedding of Chris and Candiance was “wild” and filmed for the show. And the entire cast is back.