It’s been an EXTREMELY busy day at Tamara Tattles today. I am going to try to get to the BIP recap ASAP though, even though nobody reads it because I am obsessed with this show. Update, I ran out of gas last night, my eyes were bleary from not having and breaks from the laptop.
Becca basically did exactly what I expected and talked to Colton about how hard it was for her to be the bachelorette on the heels of being dumped by Arie. She said she was broken-hearted and cried a lot but it was all worth it in the end because she is finally happy now. So Colton found his balls and decided to stay.
The most batshit person on Arie’s episode, Jenna who thinks she has an invisibility cloak, has arrived with a date card. I believe that production decided that Jordan and Jenna should be a bat shit crazy pair together. Actually, it could work they are two of the most bizarre people ever to be on the show, and that is saying a lot. Jenna chose Jordan as per the script. Annaliese is not happy about it. Jordan comes back from his “amazing date” with Jenna and tells Annnaliese that he promised his rose to Jenna but if…you know… something happens he wants to keep things open with her. Why is anyone on this island interested in Jordan? And now David is also interested in Jenna? No one should be interested in anyone from Arie’s season.
Eric and Angela made out. Then Caroline arrives with a date card. There are so many extra girls now. Then Jubilee came! I really like her. She’s from Ben’s season and went far. I thought she should have been the next Bachelorette. She seems really in to John who we found out this episode is rich.
Why does Kenny think that Krystal is mom material? Oh wow, Krystal is going to friend zone him. Thank goodness. Kenny is way to good for her. Now she is going to break up Chris and Tia. Chris is a douchebag. And Colton ratted him out to Tia.