Last month, Marty Caffrey started posting on social media that he was leaving Danielle Staub just two months after their Bimini wedding. I didn’t care. I wasn’t shocked. I could understand his buyer’s remorse. He said things about Danielle not being the person she claimed to be. You should have paid attention, Marty! Name change! Felon! Prostitution whore! She makes no attempts to hide her batshit crazy. So the verbal, emotional and physical abuse claims you have levied against her should be just another day with Danielle.
Today Danielle was granted a TRO against Marty based on the following police report. I will need my purple pen for this because it doesn’t make a lick of sense.
[Danielle] arrived home and found that her garage door would not open. the other two bay doors opened and she found her husband standing in her garage. He appeared to be under the influence of alcohol, agitated and confrontational.
I’m guessing the automatic garage door opener didn’t work for whatever reason. Does she really have a three car garage? This happened on a Sunday, Marty was home “under the influence of alcohol and Danielle was coming home from where? What did Marty do or say to appear agitated and confrontational?
[Danielle] wanted to avoid any argument with [Marty] so she proceeded to her bedroom.
Danielle has never wanted to avoid an argument in her life. She’s the most confrontational person on planet earth.
After hearing a disturbing noise in another area of the residence she walked downstairs and found [Marty.] She then realized that several of her family portraits of her children and other sentimental framed photographs had been taken down causing her to be upset and suspected that [Marty] had removed them. Upon speaking with the responding patrol officers, the missing portraits and photographs were later located in [Marty’s] vehicle parked in the garage.
Why the heck would Marty be loading up photos of her children? Is he trying to move her stuff out? Isn’t it his house that they live in?
[Danielle] believes that [Marty] is trying to tarnish her reputation and career by making repeated false reports to the media.
How the hell could Marty in any way damage her reputation? You basically couldn’t have a worse reputation than Danielle Staub.
None of this makes any sense to me. Marty should go for an annulment. Danielle was awarded a TRO today that keeps Marty away from her, the house and her “place of employment” until next Monday when they have a court date.