The main storyline for the first part of this episode was the Becca-Colton-Tia-Chris quadrangle. Colton is still in love with Becca and tells Chris it is fine if he wants to date Tia. Tia immediately felt like she and Colton were back together after the romantic makeoutsesh on the yacht. Becca shows up in Paradise to twist the knife into Colton a little bit. Why on earth would you want to be in Paradise with the virgin guy who cries all the time.
Kenny got the date card and wasted it on Krystal who has already injured her foot trying to walk. They went to a Mexican wrestling match where Kenny got to get in the ring and “beat everyone up.” It was perhaps even faker that Krystal. Canadian Kevin also likes Krystal and is not happy about this date. Astrid latches on to Kevin. Kevin seems to think it is an upgrade. Kevin seems attracted to the crazy ones.
Jordan and Annaliese share a kiss. Annaliese is thrilled. Even if she is making out with a gay guy, Wells has a co-bartender this season. She’s from Japan, doesn’t speak English and doesn’t know how to make drinks. This should be hysterical. I loved her on Bachelor Winter Games. Shut up. You know you watched Bachelor Winter Games.
Back from recapping RHOOC. 🙂 Busy night.
Oh Tia, if Colton wanted you, he would not tell Chris he can date her if he wants to. There is your answer, Tia. Colton says he wants to date other girls. He is fine with her dating other people. Tia how many times are you going to ask this question? Girlfriend, he is just not that into you. Now she is threatening him with the rose. He says she is pressuring her. She says she is not. She totally is. I totally believe most of the tears on this show. That’s what makes it so amazing. He has literally told her two dozen ways that he is not into her and doesn’t know what he wants and she keeps arguing with him. I shouldn’t mock. I’ve done this before. But its pathetic to watch. Then Chris says all the right things to her and she seems half on board with Chris again. But there is no telling what she will do. Colton goes off to beg for a rose from Angela.
First Rose Ceremony Matchups
Krystal chose Kenny
Astrid chose Kevin
Tia chose Chris
Kendell chose Joe
Annaliese chose Jordan (ew)
Nysha chose Eric
Random blonde (?) chose David (?)
Angela chose John!!!!!!! I thought he was going home for sure
Bibiana chose Colton SHOCKING!
Nick and Wills were sent home. Don’t know Nick, sad to see Wills go.
Becca comes to talk just to the girls. Colton goes to the beach alone to cry. He hasn’t seen her yet. Colton tells producers that he thought he was ready to do this show, but he’s not. These tears I’m not really believing. Where are the women to come forward to say they have slept with him? Because I don’t believe he’s a virgin. Colton goes to his cabin to cry and apparently caught a glimpse of Becca. Some guy shows up to check o him and I can’t tell who he is but he’s hot. Maybe it is David? I was so busy trying to figure out who he was when the random blond picked him, I didn’t pay much attention to him. Colton tells whoever it is that he doesn’t think he can do this. I am counting down to Becca giving him the speech about how broken-hearted she was when Arie dumped her and she went right back on the show and met the man of her dreams.
Lordy, tomorrow night is another TWO HOURS. We see Becca talk to Colton, Chris goes for fucking Krystal, Tia is the one not chosen AGAIN, Jordan goes on a date with one of then new girls and forgets all about this week’s beard. It’s ridiculous. And I’ll be watching.