In the preview for this show, we learned that Karen buried her father just a few days before the reunion. The message says two weeks prior but on the show itself they say he was buried “last Thursday.” The show was filmed the following Tuesday. Seven months before that she lost her mother. I feel like they should have excused her from this reunion with pay. This is just too much for her to handle right now. She seems fine before the show.
Monique is five months pregnant. Karen’s dress would be gorgeous if it didn’t have that massive pile of tulle on the back. Who thought that was a good idea? Gizelle and Robyn both made very bad lipstick choices.
First we talk about Monique’s one car accident after going out drinking with Ashley. Monique was dragged on social media about her drinking. She blames Ashley for that. Ashley sticks to her story.While I believe Ashley, it was quite nasty to say that about Monique on camera. Even if she did just sort of let it come out of her mouth on camera, now is the time to be remorseful for the pain it caused her. But she is not. Andy says Monique is being very defensive, I think she is just sticking up for herself. Then when Andy asks Karen what she thinks she asks Andy if Karen is really the right person to weigh in on things because she turns into “Kurn” when she gets drunk. Gizelle lets us all know Karen has a DUI.
People apparently freaked out that Monique uses essential oils on her kids. I just used some On Guard in between typing the last paragraph and starting this one. I used essential oils on Banjo’s ear recently to heal his ear infection. Since he is a Sharpei he gets them often and drop of oregano oil in some coconut oil does the trick. Big Pharm has so many people brainwashed that their overpriced pills are the way to go. It’s crazy!
Andy is dying to talk about Chris’s brown dick. He says “We’re going to see the brown dick tonight.”
Ashley definitely has the prettiest dress. She and Candiace get into it over Candiace’s constant references to “white people stuff” when it comes to Chris. Candiace claps back at Ashley saying she’s a pageant winner. She won Miss United States a pageant that no one has ever heard of. Ashley points out she competed in Miss America, a pageant that everyone knows about. That pisses Candiace off so she keeps saying, “Good night, You must be weary, go to bed.” Ashley points out that it is daytime. Andy asks how much of the restaurant that Chris works at does he own. Candiace refuses to answer. Ashley says their chef owns a percentage of their restaurant as well, but it’s a very small percentage. Candiace says unlike Ashley who shares “everything but her twat” she keeps some information private. Everyone was invited to the wedding except for Gizelle.
I can’t hear Robyn speak because all I see is that horrendous lipstick. Monique and Robyn get into it over Robyn’s relationship with Gizelle. I’m behind and can’t make much sense out of this fight. I didn’t watch last year. Monique’s brother runs her fan page and puts up nasty memes about Robyn apparently. Andy seems to be taking sides A LOT tonight.
It’s time to move on to the sack of crazy that is Karen. Oh look! Tamara Tattles made the reunion episode again. She basically tells Andy to ask Ray about the IRS stuff when he comes out. Andy reads a question to Ashley asking if she feels bad for making the comment about Ray dropping the soap in prison. Then she stupidly brings up the photo of Michael’s dick all over the Internet. Ashley is denying that was Michael or his dick. I wonder if she really believes that.
On to the “press conference” about the IRS situation. Gizelle points out that the story was already out and they just wanted to be there for her but they needed to know the truth. I just zoned out of this argument with Gizelle and Karen. Karen says Gizelle is not a very good friend. Karen is starting to unravel and it’s very sad. Karen says that Gizelle didn’t care what she was going through. She said everyone on the stage knew that her parents were sick. and no one offered her any support they just wanted to stir the pot and pull pranks on her. This is heartbreaking. Andy says he is sorry about her dad. And that bursts the dam open and she runs off the stage sobbing. It’s too much for her. She is overwhelmed. Not one of these bitches gets up to go comfort her. Finally, Gizelle goes after her. Karen tells her stylist,”They want to talk about Daddy, and I can’t it’s too soon.”Lord, all I had to hear was the word Daddy and I am having trouble seeing the screen though all the tears. Gizelle gives her hug and a few words of comfort and then leaves her alone with the stylist who had the God-given sense to close the door to the cameras.
That was a rough ending. Next week, the husbands come out.