I am nearly two hours behind and hate that I have to worry about being spoiled on eviction night. I’m not doing it anymore. I’ll just have to recap Shahs on Fridays because that so was some overly scripted bullshit I just recapped.
I need for Bayleigh to be out. But I also want Angela out next. We finally see Tyler “coming for Bayleigh” this was off the live feeds so we don’t know if there was something worse, but that wasn’t that tragic, Bayleigh. He said he was voting her out. Hayleigh tells the DR that she will take the fact that she was the hacker with her until she is out of the house. We all know she breaks down later.
Next we get to see an abbreviated version of Brett and his visits with Granny. They had so much footage for tonight they could not get it all in. That montage was hysterical and totally worth my live feed withdrawals last Sunday. Brett is getting a better edit this week. Production foreshadowing? He was edited as the good guy. This might explain his willingness to spend so much time with the other side this week. Production wants him to look good and they may not show him trashing the other side of the house afterwards.
By the way, Bayleigh’s pregnancy seems like a plan hatched by Swaggy and Bayleigh to get them on TAR or The Challenge. That was Swaggy’s goal from day one to be on more shows. So the pregnancy thing could be total bullshit and the reason that Swaggy went to meet her parents to tell them nothing happened and this is why they said they did. Or not. Who knows.
Next we get the epic house meeting. The full Video of that is here. I love that y’all are my live feed watchers and I don’t have to explain anything on the show. I love that Sam was the first person to run to Bayleigh. Tyler’s fake crying was funny. He’s committed to the act. He also stayed in the HOH for the rest of the day with Angela rubbing his back. She’s just another pawn to him.
Finally we are at the eviction. I have the feeds on pause on another laptop. That is how obsessed I am. Rockstar shouts out to random people and then says, “My kids, they know their names.” I laugh as does the audience. She thought about making some sort of political statement but kept it clean. Brett is in his I heart Granny shirt. I have a feeling Rockstar knows she is staying which means Bayleigh knows she is going and she is about to go AWF! Bayleigh looks amazing and she gives a classy speech.
The hacker cancelled Tyler’s vote. Tyler is dressed like the hacker. Le sigh. Only Sam didn’t get the memo to evict Bayleigh. Oh Sam, I wish you would have played the game.
Bayleigh hugs Rockstar and says to the rest that they can all give her hugs because she is “no longer a big scary black lady.” WTF? Is she really going out playing the race card rather than realizing that the smart move is to send out the person with the power app? So tacky Bayleigh and I thought you were trying to go out with class.
At the door I think she hugged everyone but Angela. In her interview with Julie it looks like she got to get a hair cut. She looks flawless. But she’s still a cunt on the inside. Bayleigh still says that telling Rachel about her power app was an accident. Um, we saw her tell her. She gave her extensive details. It was not something that just slipped out of her mouth. She says she just wanted to shut her up. The audiences have been told not to boo anyone, which I think is retarded. Side note I actually said the word retarded about myself to a grocery store manager tonight and he looked like he wanted to fall through floor. Whatever. SAVE YOUR THUMBS in comments, The audience GROANED at her and she said, “It’s true!”
Bayleigh says she is IN LOVE with Swaggy and he better be in love with her or she will kick his butt. Julie tells her that he went to meet her family and she loses her mind. That was a great interview. I hate Bayleigh for having a rocking body and never working out. Sigh. I fondly remember my own youth. I was a total fat shamer. I’m 5’9″ so when my mother finally took me shopping in an appropriate store I was a seven. I kept saying I would NEVER be in double digit sizing. I mean how do you allow yourself to be a sixe TEN! When you are an 8 and your clothes don’t fit, STOP EATING UNTIL THEY DO! Oh youth, before you understand menopause, depression, anxiety, PTSD, etc…
Okay, I have had my backup computer frozen on a sad JC face ever since I got the Shahs recap up. I realize how obsessed that sounds but I am going to have a fabulous traveling life again once the dog that everyone thinks I am not taking care of his ear infection dies.
At the HOH Sam and JC are up first. OMG. Sam will just give it to Kaycee. Sam doesn’t even know she is on a game show. Tyler should have explained to her she should try to win. Sam didn’t even try to answer, Who the fuck goes on Big Brother and refuses to play the game?
At the end, it comes down to Haileigh and JC which explains what JC WAS SO SAD IN THE PHOTO BURNING TO MY SCREEN. PRODUCTION LOVES HAILEIGH! YES THIS IS SPECTACULAR!
I am so happy for her but Grodner will never let her put up Tyler. So he will have some mystery challege.
— | SMEG | #BB22 (@girlsmeg) August 11, 2018