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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Shahs: It’s My Party And I’ll Make You Cry If I Want Too

Shahs: It’s My Party And I’ll Make You Cry If I Want Too

August 9, 2018 by tamaratattles 19 Comments

Nema and Mona must know someone in production because we are starting an episode with the newbie siblings waking up after their wild night in Big Bear. At least they are in separate beds. Nema is “crushing hard” on GG. He might want to get to know her a bit before destroying his long term relationship. I love Golnesa but she’s a handful and a lot work comes with that pretty face of hers.

This morning we actually see Reza cooking. I feel bad for doubting him last week. Perhaps he is a good cook making all these fabulous breakfasts.  At breakfast, Golnesa clearly did a wake and bake. Perhaps it is from her new pot line Woosah. This is a real business and she works at it (unlike the wig thing or whatever it was with her sister). She is unable to form sentences. She tells Sherv that she is “plagiarized by his cologne.” And it just gets more nonsensical from there.

Before the gang scoots out of the cabin before the 12 pm departure, Reza announces that he was asked to be Mercedeh’s Man of Honor at her wedding. People are as enthused with this news as I am when I have a noon check out. I am not a fan of mornings. GG wants to know how Tommy feels about MJ having a Man of Honor who has “had his dick inside of her.” Because that is how friends react to other friends’ good news. Suddenly, she is coherent as fuck. Mercedeh is not amused. She asks Golnesa if she actually wants to be in the wedding or be invited at all. Stop ruining her day, Golnesa! GG bolts out the door. 

Dayum! MJ bought a gorgeous house. I’m so proud of her. It has a beautiful deck with a pool where Tommy is chatting with Vida about the wedding. MJ returns from a run and tells Vida she is not doing the wedding march at her wedding.

OMG! I have never seen a wholesale candy store. It’s amazing. MJ is hosting a Valentine’s Day party and Destiney is doing the party planning. MJ is setting up a dating profile for Destiney.

Mike has also bought a house. He’s completely remodeling the whole thing. Reza is acting as project manager. Reza is frustrated. He’s also making the landscaping decisions. After things didn’t work out with Mona a few days ago. Mike has decided in a week that some girl named Morgan that he dated before is the one. She’s 25.

Nema actually lives with his girlfriend. Mona is her best friend. AND she runs three of his companies. He’s out with Sherv, Reza. and Mike while Golnesa is out with Destiney and Mona.  Golnesa and Destiney mention to Mona that the dynamic she has with her brother is a bit odd. Golnesa says that nothing happened with Nema and it’s ridiculous that he is going to tell his girlfriend. This is such storyline BS. The guys all leave Nema stuck with the bill.

Mercedeh and Vida go to an appointment with her fertility doctor. MJ has frozen embryos with Tommy. I am so excited for this! Vida is trying to control the timeline. She’s afraid MJ’s dad will die during her pregnancy and she would not be able to handle it. The doctor guides Vida to be more positive.

It’s time for MJ’s Valentine’s Day party. One of many things I love about Mercedeh is her body confidence. She is not the cookie cutter LA shape and LA is a city that pressures people to look a certain way, and she walks into the room in a dress with side cut outs that fits her form beautifully (unlike sometimes when I want her to go up just as half size) and owns the room. After I typed that I hit play to hear that Vida loves her look tonight too. MJ says that’s a first! Vida is always critical. As am I. She NAILED this look.

Adam sets his eyes on Nema and Mona for the first time and mistakes them for husband and wife. I should point out in their defense, they are not really doing anything creepy that you could put your finger on, it’s more to me like they interact as twins. I have twins in my family and they are very close and touch each other and have inside jokes that make everyone else seem like they are missing out on the nonverbal conversations they are having with each other. It’s an extremely close sibling relationship. But with siblings who are not same sex, it’s kind of odd.

Mike brings Morgan to the party and introduces her to Morgan. Golnesa is drinking scotch. This is not good.  Wow, flashback to season one. Remember Sammy Younai? He used to work with Mohammed Hadid. I used to be Internet friends with most of the Shahs and I went for his jugular when I felt he was awful to Mecedeh one season.  I think we made up a year or two later but I don’t have contact with many of the people on this show anymore except for MJ and Asa occasionally.

OMG. Tommy is not at the party. He is sitting at the hospital with MJ’s Dad so that MJ could have the night out with Vida. Tommy is just the best guy ever to be on reality TV.  MJ announces that Reza is her Man of Honor and calls him to the stage. Then she announces that her male hairdresser and her male fitness trainer are her other two bride’s men. The explains the lack of her not wanting to walk down the aisle in a bridal procession and also her dad is unable to be there. GG and Adam are pissed (because production told them to be) that they are not in the wedding. Adam calls MJ out publicly about it. Adam, I am disappointed in you for playing along with the storyline. But you are a much better actor than MJ.

MJ and Vida have a scripted scene alone outside the venue. Suddenly Vida says she thinks Tommy may not be suitable as her husband. This is also fake. Vida adores Tommy.

The acting is so bad this season. So over produced. These fools never needed a script the first season and then things just got more and more produced from there. The even have Mike dancing with a “like person.” It’s like a circus act.

It that were not bad enough, Reza and Golnesa get on stage and introduce GG to another woman who is “Also married to Shalom.” Maybe they said who WAS also married to Shalom. This may be the cruelest thing I’ve ever seen on a reality show. I stopped a recap last night of RHONY because it literally made me sick to my stomach. But this is having the same effect. Golnesa turns to Shervin and tells him to get her out of there.

Reza comes out to talk to Golnesa. He’s a lying sack of shit. He and MJ are not friends with Shalom’s ex. They have never mentioned anything about her for however many season and or the season GG got married. It never came up once. Now they are suddenly BFF’s with some bitch? It’s all storyline  THAT MAKES NO SENSE so that Golnesa gets to go on camera with this bitch to get back at Shalom on TV. That’s all this is. She’s in on it. They are all in on it. And they all look ridiculous for doing this.  A better storyline would have been GG reaching out to the ex. Women could get behind the whole comparing notes thing. This just make ALL of them look disgusting.

The behavior by GG at Big Bear seemed odd with regard to MJ and Reza. That is not who Golnesa is. That scene was just to set up the story arc. These shows are just not any fun anymore. If you don’t have a brain it’s probably an exciting soap opera. I mean today people thought Tori Spelling was going to be a RHOBH and that Denise Richards is getting a four million dollar contract. These shows are now pandering to the lowest common denominator regarding viewers.  And people wonder why Asa is not playing along with the bullshit this season? She’s happy. She has a man and a baby and doesn’t need all of this manufactured negative energy around her. There is enough bad energy in the world without manufacturing more to stay on a reality show.

MJ has started her gold bangle game. Asa has a slight edge on me there, but I have MJ beat. And yes it is a competition lol. Golnesa cracks up when MJ brings her dying father into it. I was appalled that was part of the script and that MJ was willing to go there.

Next week Mona goes on another date and Nema tells his girlfriend that he almost kissed someone. Y’all this was my favorite show for so many years. I still love Mercedeh and Golnesa, and Adam but I’m not sure I can recap this anymore. We will have to see.

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Mike Shouhed, Reza Farahan, Shervin Roohparvar Tagged With: Adam Neely, Asa Soltan Rahmati, Destiney Rose, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Golnesa Gharachedaghi, Jessica Parido, Mercedeh Javid, Mike and Jessica Divorce, Mike Shouhed, Mike Shouhed Cheating, Mona Vand, Nema Vand, Reza Farahan, Shahs of Sunset, Shahs of Sunset Season 5, Shervin Roohparvar

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  1. Meredith says

    August 9, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    Tommy is just THE BEST. I love him and am so happy for MJ.

    Mike always never fails to creep me out big time. He always has this gross leering expression. It’s awful. I don’t understand why any smart woman would ever look at him twice and not run.

    I also hate checking out. I just got back from Bermuda and the check out time was 11am at the Princess Hamilton! No way was that happening. I had my husband talk to the front desk and we left at 1pm.

    Thanks for the recap as always!

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  2. Bushwick says

    August 9, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    Can I say enough times I hate MJ? She’s an evil vindictive bitch.

    Golnesa needs a break. She seems to be the easy target for being the aggressor or unhinged one. What they did to her tonight was dead WRONG!

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    • Frankie says

      August 10, 2018 at 6:19 am

      I completely agree. MJs overinflated opinion of herself grinds on me. She takes joy in nastiness. Her venom has moved from Asa to GG. She always goes for those who are dealing with something, nasty.

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  3. Jr.Leaguer says

    August 9, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    I love seeing Vida and Tommy together. I really like MJs house.
    Mike needs to let his mom pick a woman for him. As Judge Judy says, “Beauty fades, dumb is forever.” I have told my sons to find women that you can carry on conversation with.

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  4. Nanette says

    August 10, 2018 at 12:51 am

    I am glad I read this before it aired out here in the West. I HATES mean. (OK, I say mean things but only about reality “stars.”) I may have to FF that part. One of THE MEANEST things ever — I HOPE it was scripted — was when GG said Mike was trying to fuck her right in front of Jessica at Sherv’s swim party. Working in bars and restaurants, there were SO MANY TIMES I had to keep a smile on my face when guys came in with other women, etc. It sucks. But at least I never fell for a Joao! He is worse than most of my poor choices.

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  5. Aud says

    August 10, 2018 at 2:29 am

    You are so right about the over produced scriptedness TT! Such a turn off. The only one believable was indee Adam.

    So loved MJ’s house. What is that style called?

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  6. SD says

    August 10, 2018 at 3:15 am

    There’s no plausible reason for Reza and MJ to have come up on the stage and made that announcement about Shalom’s ex. How is it supposed to look other than a way to humiliate GG–although I hear Tamara that GG is in on it, and the goal is really to humiliate Shalom. But what is everyone at the party supposed to think is the point of the announcement they made? And Reza threw in an unnecessary and public dig at Adam. Even if that was scripted too, bad form!

    MJ and GG are both so irrational. Tommy is about the only likeable person on this show.

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  7. K8T says

    August 10, 2018 at 8:38 am

    I’m not sure if MJ actually owns her house – I think it might be a rental. Mike and GG were on WWHL last night and Mike mentioned that he owned his house – “unlike MJ”. So much shade. I think GG looks amazing this year. I am loving the curly hair. I was watching season 1 while I was sick the other day …..MJ looked so much prettier when she was less done up…I think she tries too hard…..

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  8. NancyintheSmokiesam says

    August 10, 2018 at 9:53 am

    I work front desk at a nice hotel here and it’s amazing the leeway we have giving discounts late checkouts etc. Just treat the desk people halfway decent-it goes a long way. I remember a lot of Persians moving to the CT area when I still lived there in the ’70’s. Very proud and determined people. Good for them!! GG was totally stoned during that convo with MJ-she WAS trying to go along with the script but couldn’t keep a straight face!! Very inappropriate but that’s GG I guess. Tamara I thought of you when I saw the bangles!! Love this recap-great job!! Come to the Smokies anytime-you have my email!! (Not that I ever check it-but I will from time to time!!)

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  9. NancyintheSmokiesam says

    August 10, 2018 at 10:00 am

    (Next time the dickwads at Bravo decide to take a week off!!) Methinks you and Banjo are overdue for a break and it’s a beautiful ride take 411 it parallels 75 -it’s a lovely road and very historic-it basically follows the mountains up. Cheers and so happy your very hard work and determination are paying off. I smile when I see an ad cause I know that’s well deserved revenue!!

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  10. SouthernBelle says

    August 10, 2018 at 11:20 am

    I do not believe Nema and Mona are brother and sister. Vida is a miserable bitch. Adam cries over the stupidest shit. What Reza and MJ did to GG at the Valentine’s party was some shady shit. MJ ‘is dealing with alot’ but found time to pull this stunt?

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  11. Lola says

    August 10, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    Without Asa around to be the grown up, these a–holes are going to cannibalize each other

    I’m not saying Asa didn”t have her annoying moments (she could definitely act condescending at times) but she was the glue that helped the rest maintain some boundaries. She will be missed (at least by me). I hope she is enjoying life with her baby.

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  12. Maybelle says

    August 10, 2018 at 7:42 pm

    Sorry, but we can do without Destiney joon…

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  13. Maybelle says

    August 10, 2018 at 7:44 pm

    I guess Sherv got demoted to friend status and replaced by Nema. Nema is kinda cute but like the rest of them, waaaaaay too full of himself.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 10, 2018 at 7:54 pm

      http://tamaratattles.com/2018/06/19/exclusive-tamara-tattles-has-the-tea-on-shahs-of-sunset-season-seven/

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  14. Kalynn says

    August 11, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    I just watched Shah’s and GG’s anger/rage with MJ seemed put upon or even manufactured for camera time. I am so bored with GG and her anger/rage issues.

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    • tamaratattles says

      August 11, 2018 at 12:28 pm

      The entire episode was scripted beyond belief.

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  15. Sunny says

    August 11, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    I love Destiney. She is one cool chick. I hope she is around for a long time.

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  16. Lala says

    August 12, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    this fake shahs forget that the shah time is over and they dont live in iran anymore. This group of iranians are a disgrace in my opinion, very low life. I guess money cant buy you class. They dont have class, no grace. They just know how to spend money from their parents and some they made over time thanks to the show. Very embarrassing people, so full of them self but good for tv. The only decent people on the show are adam and thommy… wait they are not iranians.

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