We kick off the season with a ski trip to Big Bear for Reza, GG, Mike, Nema, Mona, Destiney, and MJ. It sounds like none of them actually know how to ski. It’s nice to start off with a potential for serious injury.
They have a great big lodge in Big Bear and a private chef. Bravo hooked them up. GG is going through a rough divorce from Shalom. Mike has met someone, or cast someone, to play the part of his love interest this season. Her name is Mona. She and her brother Nema will be joining the cast this season. Nema falls immediately in love with Golnesa. She’s very emotional about her divorce and says she has no sex drive anymore. Nema is weird and I don’t think he will be GG’s type.
Mike just said that Sherv is coming later that night because he has to work. Really? Tell me more about this work. We’ve never heard how he makes his money. Mona reminds Nema that he has a girlfriend.
I just realized we are halfway through the episode and I haven’t had much to say. I don’t believe that Reza made anything on the breakfast buffet. It did look good though.
There are literally no other people on the slopes besides the cast. How did that happen? Why are they wearing helmets? Is that some new law or something?
Nema and Mona are Persian but don’t speak Farsi. Also they were not raised together. When they were 2 and 4 years old, their parents got divorced and the mom took the girl and the dad took the boy. They didn’t reunite until college.
That Spy Who Dumped Me movie has had more advertising than any movie in the history of the world. It does look kind of cute.
There is a double date with the brother and sister and Mike and GG. There seems to be more chemistry between Mona and Nema than anyone else. It’s rather odd. Speaking of odd, GG wants to be pregnant by next yet and in a non-committed relationship with the father. Nema is already offering up his sperm.
I’m not sure what Destiney is crying about to Mercedeh. Destiney has problems with relationships. Doesn’t everyone? Mike sure does. He is saying and doing all the wrong things with Mona. He says she needs to marry someone very wealthy because she has a long list of pricey desires. Actually she wants to homeschool her kids (I disagree with this) and travel a lot. Neither of those things are outrageously expensive. He’s low-key calling her a gold digger. I don’t think she would be on a date with Mike if she was. He doesn’t even have a job. Which reminds me, I wonder what his fake go no where enterprise he plans to fake this season?
Mercedeh and Reza share a bed and a bedroom and talk about how happy they are in their lives. She wants Reza to spend more time with Tommy and she loves her relationship with Adam. Mercedeh asks Reza to be her Man of Honor.
Golnesa and Rema really hit it off at dinner. Mike and Mona are like oil and water. Mike tells Mona he is friendzoning her. Golnesa agrees to a date with Nema when they get back home.
Next week, why are we going to pretend that MJ’s mom doesn’t want MJ to marry Tommy? She likes Tommy more than she likes MJ!