While the rest of the country is watching The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All I am here in purgatory repenting for my sins of saying words like “midget’ and “retard” by recapping this nonsense. In my defense some of my best friends are midgets and retards. Okay, not really. But I do have a relative we call Bridgett the midget.
Moving on to tonight’s nonsense in Savannah. All I care about is the duck hunting trip to Hagood’s gorgeous family farm in Darlington for a duck hunting trip. Jesus the farm sits on 24,000 acres. They are RICH for real. Hagood hopes to buy out family shares from anyone who wants out to keep the farm whole.
After 35 minutes of show about nothing we are finally on the way to the farm. I am so excited Brandon is going I was afraid he wouldn’t and he and Hagood are the only redeeming qualities of this shit show. Brandon is leaving early and is not hunting. He’s gay and the only thing he hunts is antiques. I miss all the antique auctions in South Carolina and Savannah. That used to be my Friday night.
I love the hunting lodge and the oyster roast and the prayers by Hagood. Why is this all about Lyle and Catherine again. Come on. I want to enjoy this trip!
Le sigh. After a fabulous meal, and a fake pig’s blood ritual, Louis shoots Lyle with the fire extinguisher and they brawl.
Basically, we don’t get to see any hunting until next week. So another disappointing episode.