Tristan & Mia
It’s day two of the marriage and Mia is being arrested in the airport while Tristan helplessly wonders what the heck is going on. Since production can’t get any information about her arrest, Tristan is going back to the hotel. Tristan says he has very strong feeling for Mia already and they should have each others back no matter what. So it appears he will ride or die with Mia. He says he made a vow before God and he will back her no matter what. It has been 18 hours of no information. A producer comes to give an update. The producer says the ran every background check possible on the participants and this warrant was a shock to all of them. He gives Tristan a folder with this information. He says he wants to support him in whatever he wants to do. The producers say there are two sides to every story. Three stalking charges and misuse of an Amazon account.
Tristan is troubled but production still stand behind her saying that the charges are in congruent with what they saw of her. It looks like Tristan will be there for her. Mia was released after two days in custody at 10:30 pm. Wow. Mia is denying EVERYTHING. She is saying someone stole her car and her identity. She is lying! The producers tell Tristan that all the charges have been dropped. They have a joyous reunion. She claims she only knows OF him through mutual friends. OH GIRL I have read the reports. It ain’t no mutual friends thing. Tristan says God has a plan for him and his plan for him is Mia. So apparently, God hates Tristan.
Dave & Amber
As it turns out, Amber may be a bigger psycho than Mia. I already do not like this couple.I actually got up in the middle of this scene to make sure all the dishes were done. I only do this during Big Brother season ever since Evel Dick set the example. And I was bored. Dave says the match is a good one. He says he cannot imagine anyone better.
Dave and Amber had sex and he is quite pleased with her and vice versa. The they talk about a common friend from their gym. He is not happy that he is now married to the ex of some guy they both know. Stage five clinger. You can tell from the photo.
Bobby & Danielle
Look, guys you may be our best shot. Don’t fuck it up. I missed where they are but I need to go there. My own private pool steps away from all my stuff? Do they have Bravo there? This could be my new field office. Instead of my secret cabin in the woods that I run off to sometimes without telling you. There was just a mama bear and her cubs there recently and I was like, NOPE! Never going back. And last time Banjo was off leash and just ran for miles and I was cutting though lots of peoples properties before dragging him home by the neck. I was just glad he didn’t eat anyone’s live stock. He can be very predatory.
Bobby is not my cup of tea. I tend to be more attracted to assholes. But good for Danielle for wearing the pants. Oh they are in Mexico. I won’t go there alone. Nope. They did not consummate the marriage yet.
Bobby wants a stay at home mom. She wants to work. Bobby is willing to be flexible.
The Two Honeymoon Couples Meet Up
These two couples don’t seem to know where Tristan and Mia are. They go ziplining. Danielle is scared to death and so is Bobby but he is trying not to show it. It’s not really even zipling It’s ziplinig into water. Dave and Amber do it right away. They leave out all the speculation regarding Tristan and Mia.
hahahahahhahahahahah! i am chokelaughing at, “So apparently, God hates Tristan.” #selfheimliching
Mia wasn’t at all convincing in her denial. If the ex posts a photo of them together she is screwed. I’m surprised that the psych tests didn’t turn up any stalking tendencies but it’s TV. Such a shame. These two were a good match.
Oh, Tamara! You are so right! God hates Tristan. With a vengeance. If someone told me I had been charged with stalking and using someone’s Amazon account, I would have been saying, “Who? When? Where? WTF?” Mia reacted so strangely, with almost a flat effect – just kept on quietly denying. When Tristan mentioned the name of the guy involved, she said she had no idea who he was, followed by admitting that she did know who he was “through mutual friends”? You have to know that when she was being interrogated by the authorities, they told her exactly what she was charged with and by whom, and questioned her in detail about the facts that had been presented. She also minimized everything to the cameras by stating that her car had been stolen and someone used all her I.D. and it was a case of mistaken identify. She didn’t mention any stalking charges. She’s so quietly tricky that I almost feel there’s something mentally off about her. Just my opinion and I have no credentials to base that on. If it turns out that she’s telling the truth, I’ll apologize profusely, but I don’t think I’m at risk of having to do that. Production just jumped on her denials – after all, they’d be missing a couple if they did the right thing and actually conducted their own investigation, instead of merely taking her word for it. It’ll be very interesting to see how this all unfolds. Maybe MAFS will pay the complainant off to make it all go away. OK, I’m letting my imagination run away with me. Sorry.
Bobby was so funny when they were walking down the rickety stairs and he saw the zip-lining into the water. He was scared out of his panties – practically peeing himself – and he was so glad that Danielle was frightened, as it gave him an excuse not to do it. Glad they finally went ahead and had fun. Not sure about him – I’m like Danielle – I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. Don’t know why.
Dave and Amber seem OK, but the test will be when he’s at the gym and has to see the other guy who went/slept with his wife. Could be very awkward. Not at all sure about her, but these are early days and I don’t want to jump to conclusions (which, to be honest, I’ve already done with Mia).
Omg. I had to read this before I am able to watch…maybe Thursday or Friday. After your update on Mia’s detainment, the subsequent information regarding the stalking and restraining orders? I am amazed to hear Tristan is all in?! I’m wondering if he’s thinking this was a (production) test? Or did they withhold information after the arrest! So weird! Shouldn’t he request any and all documents regarding her case, cases! Or just Google?
Your recaps are the best TT! I’m going to wait to actually see the episode before I comment anymore…these people fascinate me!
So someone stole Mia’s ID and it’s all a mistake. Then that means the Officer didn’t ID her when she showed up at the man’s house – as he was giving his statement to the Police? hmmm, yup, just another case of mistaken identity.
It’s such a shame because I love love Tristan. It looks like Mia comes clean in the next episode that would be a little too late for me.
Last season really set the bar high. This season is boring, hard to hold my attention. Mia’s dad should have been protecting Tristan from Mia. The girl is psychotic. David will not stay with Amber if he can’t handle the fact that she was with the guy at their gym. Bobby and Danielle will eventually get on each others nerves and breakup. He’s a momma’s boy and wants her life.
It was obvious Mia was lying. It is such a small town she knows of him but he doesn’t know that the person he’s dealing with isn’t her? Makes no sense. Mia, you are on TELEVISION the truth is going to come out. Her dad is worried about sex, that’s the least of her problems.
“Stage five clinker.” ? luv it!
*Clinger.
Darn auto correct.?
After reading the post, I already can’t wait for the updates when Mia is stalking Tristan after him not wanting to stay married, lol.
Did anyone else catch that they’re staying at the same hotel that the Atlanta Housewives stayed at a few seasons ago?
Or am I the only weirdo that notices stuff like that
Just wanna tell at Tristan “GO READ TAMARA TATTLES!!!!”
I read somewhere that Louisiana decided not to extradite her, so Texas let her go. Guilty!
Yeah the supposedly didn’t extradite her because of the cost.
I haven’t watched the episode yet. For some reason I like to read the recap first then actually watch the show. I only do this with MAFS, lol!
I’m confused about Mia’s story/denial. If someone stole her car and ID, how did they use her car multiple times to stalk someone she kinda knows? And this same person did the Amazon thing too as well as the Facebook thing. I think not.
Given her past, I can see why Mia’s sister didn’t approve of her getting married. She even said, “I don’t want you to get hurt again.” I think she knows her sister is emotionally unstable. Yes, God hates Tristan. He needs to run while he can. If he doesn’t, I have no sympathy.
They are at El Dorado Royale. My husband and I honeymooned there too! We had a swim up suite like theirs. Amazing time, would go back in a heartbeat!!!
Wow! I watched the first two episodes last night. And just read your recaps. I’m going to try to refrain from commenting on the stalker issue because I don’t want to write a sad yet terrifying TV movie-esque post about what I’ve been through and still sometimes happens and scares me to the bone. But, her family needs to get her help asap! Like institutionalized help. The other two couples are kind of boring to me so far.
I will say this though, at least in the case of my stalker it’s denial of rejection, attempted assertion of control and most weirdly a game to him. It’s truly a sickness. And a repeated behavior, I’m not the first and I’m sure there’s more on his list since.
Omg I can’t stand Amber. She is such an insecure baby.