Tristan & Mia
It’s day two of the marriage and Mia is being arrested in the airport while Tristan helplessly wonders what the heck is going on. Since production can’t get any information about her arrest, Tristan is going back to the hotel. Tristan says he has very strong feeling for Mia already and they should have each others back no matter what. So it appears he will ride or die with Mia. He says he made a vow before God and he will back her no matter what. It has been 18 hours of no information. A producer comes to give an update. The producer says the ran every background check possible on the participants and this warrant was a shock to all of them. He gives Tristan a folder with this information. He says he wants to support him in whatever he wants to do. The producers say there are two sides to every story. Three stalking charges and misuse of an Amazon account.
Tristan is troubled but production still stand behind her saying that the charges are in congruent with what they saw of her. It looks like Tristan will be there for her. Mia was released after two days in custody at 10:30 pm. Wow. Mia is denying EVERYTHING. She is saying someone stole her car and her identity. She is lying! The producers tell Tristan that all the charges have been dropped. They have a joyous reunion. She claims she only knows OF him through mutual friends. OH GIRL I have read the reports. It ain’t no mutual friends thing. Tristan says God has a plan for him and his plan for him is Mia. So apparently, God hates Tristan.
Dave & Amber
As it turns out, Amber may be a bigger psycho than Mia. I already do not like this couple.I actually got up in the middle of this scene to make sure all the dishes were done. I only do this during Big Brother season ever since Evel Dick set the example. And I was bored. Dave says the match is a good one. He says he cannot imagine anyone better.
Dave and Amber had sex and he is quite pleased with her and vice versa. The they talk about a common friend from their gym. He is not happy that he is now married to the ex of some guy they both know. Stage five clinger. You can tell from the photo.
Bobby & Danielle
Look, guys you may be our best shot. Don’t fuck it up. I missed where they are but I need to go there. My own private pool steps away from all my stuff? Do they have Bravo there? This could be my new field office. Instead of my secret cabin in the woods that I run off to sometimes without telling you. There was just a mama bear and her cubs there recently and I was like, NOPE! Never going back. And last time Banjo was off leash and just ran for miles and I was cutting though lots of peoples properties before dragging him home by the neck. I was just glad he didn’t eat anyone’s live stock. He can be very predatory.
Bobby is not my cup of tea. I tend to be more attracted to assholes. But good for Danielle for wearing the pants. Oh they are in Mexico. I won’t go there alone. Nope. They did not consummate the marriage yet.
Bobby wants a stay at home mom. She wants to work. Bobby is willing to be flexible.
The Two Honeymoon Couples Meet Up
These two couples don’t seem to know where Tristan and Mia are. They go ziplining. Danielle is scared to death and so is Bobby but he is trying not to show it. It’s not really even zipling It’s ziplinig into water. Dave and Amber do it right away. They leave out all the speculation regarding Tristan and Mia.