Sorry I missed the last Big Brother. We are a smallish group and there are a lot of Bravo shows that I have to do before Big Brother. Its’s a business decision, believe me. I’d rather be here live with you guys. Speaking of you guys, I really appreciate all the live feed updates in comments. So many things happening in the real world this week. All good things like new appliances and a new laptop which I haven’t even had time to take out of the box yet. When things break and I am forced to do something about it, it gives me anxiety. Now I have everything taken care of and just stress about the cost. Ha. It’s always something.
Let’s see what these guys are up tonight. I am so happy we don’t have any returning vets this season, but I have not quite allowed myself to think that they won’t magically try to bring one back at some point.
I good drinking word for this show would be “literally.” Kaitlyn says it all the time.
Oh we get a really good DR with Scottie who explains that the reason he backdoored Swaggy was because he was on the bottom in his alliance. He needed to shake things up and cause a power shift. He wants to work with Fessie, Bayleigh, Hayleigh and Rockstar. Rachel thinks Scottie is a floater. I don’t think that Rachel knows what that means. Hayleigh and Rockstar meet in the storage room and Hayleigh if freaking out. She tells Rockstar that she thinks Scottie is the one who flipped on on Swaggy and he is going to blame it on her. She’s not as dumb as she seems. Rockstar tells Fessie that Scottie is, as Hayleigh says, an “evil genius.” Fessie doesn’t believe her. This is hilarious. Fessie finally seems to believe it. Then Rockstar says, “He’s an evil genius! He’s probably not even a virgin! ROFLMAO! Fessie goes to talk to Kaitlyn. He seems more angry with her than he is at Scottie. He thinks she knew that Scottie flipped but she didn’t. This is great! I love that he is going off on Kaitlyn.
The bros are nervous. And they should be. They literally do not leave each other’s side. They brush their teeth together. They take their showers at the same time. They sleep next to each other. They are totally joined at the hips. Tyler isn’t able to divert Scottie’s plan to put up two bros. Sam, who for some reason I keep wanting to call Amy, told Scottie in her one on one that the bros voted to keep her. Then the bros finally get time with Amy to tell her not to say that the bros voted for her. Too late. Brett is cool as a cucumber about it but Winston is losing his damn mind. Despite being told not to freak on on Scottie, Winston clearly did not listen to Brett. Luckily for Winston, Scottie is going to campaign with the people he thinks he is still in alliance with to get Brett out. But honestly, either one is fine with him and great for his game overall. Winston tells Scottie that he lied to Sam when he told her he voted for her to stay. Scottie is supposed to be a superfan, but he wants all the liars out of the house? Lying is the foundation of this game. He is lying to his own alliance about the Swaggy vote. WTF ? Then he meets with Brett. Brett throws Hayleigh and Rockstar under the bus as the people who told Kaitlyn to put up Scottie. Scottie in his DR says that he is totally falling for Brett’s “BB mist” (old school Dan reference). But really Scottie is just in awe that Brett is such a good game player. He will eventually stop fanboying out over Brett and put him up.
I don’t understand how the whole house is in love with the perverted dwarf. I want him off my TV. Or at least I want them to be dwarf tossing him.
It is the last chance to get an APP. There were five app choices so clearly this is another Grodner fail and they are ending it. I thought it was great concept and was going well but we never get to keep nice things on this show. Haileigh got the crap app. She has to perform a scene from Hamlet. Really? This is is a crap app? Fessie had to eat vegan ham around the clock! Rachel got yelled at by a sweaty fat man for 24 hours? Hayleigh has to read part of a play? I see Grodner’s fingerprints all over this and poor acting skills on behalf of Hayleigh. She actually mentions “audio book” before she finds out that the clue is to record for an audio book. She’s one of the few readers in the house. I mean would they give this crap app to JC? NOE, the would not. Oh wait, the punishment continues until she had read the entire play. So there is that. Bayleigh is thrilled to get the last power app and it is a GOOOOOOOOOOOD one. She chooses Identity Theft. That means that “At any point in the first HALF OF THE GAME she can secretly steal the identity of the HOH and change the nominations. the reigning HOH cannot be nominated and will still control the replacement nomination at the veto meeting. When only eight houseguests remain, the power will no longer be in effect. ” Bayleigh is peeing herself in glee. Kaitlyn is so full of herself thinking she has the power app.
Brett thinks that he has convinced Scottie to put up Rockstar and Hayleigh.
Oh the Bros are so mad at Scottie. But I could not be happier. Okay, I could. If it were JC and Kaitlyn. But still. Winston thinks he has a chance at HOH next week. Please. There will be no revenge but will Scottie still be welcome in his own alliance?