Vicki,”The Fun Bus is leaving and this time, I’m in the driver’s seat”
Tamra, “I’m still the hottest housewife in orange county, and the toughest, too!”
Kelly, “Call animal control! Cause there’s a cougar on the loose in the OC!”
Emily, “When you come from humble beginnings you count your blessings one diamond at a time.”
Gina, “I speak the truth, even if it sounds funny when I say it”
Shannon, “Some people say I’m too much to handle, I say I’m just getting started.”
What do you think of these? I thought Vicki and Tamra’s were fine, but they got worse from there. Why is Shannon’s intro after the two new girls?
Also, I hate Gina’s voice already. She sounds like she should be on RHONJ talking about “camp.”
Omg is Gina from Philly???!!
Hey now! We have no accent in Philly LMAO ? . It’s “youse guys” that tawk funny ?
I think the first and last are places of honor, so Shannon’s at the end. If I remember correctly, LuAnne is at the end of NY. And, Shannon’s holding one of the center oranges along with Tamra.
YE GADS! Lame. I’m more interested in what OR tag lines would be. Yes, I have mine 😉
What would it be? Mine would be “I maybe the stereotype single woman who loves cats but that doesn’t mean I’m not on the prowl.
LOVE LOVE LOVE GertieKat!!!! You always make me smile with your comments!
Oh, I love you!! You’ve made my heart smile. I needed that so thank you my sweet friend. Hugs and blessings to you. As Gertie would say “purr more: hiss less”
I love you too my friend! I’m trying to be less of a hisser, but it’s hard sometimes!
You said it girl! Hard to purr when there’s so much to hiss about. That’s why we need naps, cat naps you might say
That’s good.
“I’ve raised 4 kids and I’m ready to raise Hell”
LOVE it!! You go girl! I’ll ride shotgun
Love these!!!! Thank you for sharing. ?
Mine: I’m a warrior. I may lose a battle, but I’ll alwzys win the war.
This girl is on FireRRRR!!
NOw I have 2 reasons to skip OC. One is Vicky and now we have The voice. Gina would have to be pretty entertaining to make me want to watch her. I have had 1 wahoo too many out of Vicki.
I don’t care for the Wahoo either. For me, the last 5 episodes of this housewives show is only part of the season worth watching. If even that
And next time I hear “whoop it up!” I’m going to go all Niagra Falls on soeone’s ass! Hmmm… I guess that could be my tagline.
None of these tag lines are particularly special, but after years and years of tag lines, it’s hard to come up with original and clever ones. Let’s just get on with the show! The new housewives seem like once and done’s, but hopefully I am wrong and will be pleasantly surprised! No lie, Tamra is the hottest housewife of all the franchises- did you see that body in the brief bikini clip? Wow!
Tamra? No way! Melissa Gorga is hotter. Cynthia Bailey is incredibly beautiful. Kenya is hotter too! Tamra’s a good looking lady but let’s not kid ourselves. Hell, Kelly is way hotter!
Respectively disagree
I think Tamra is a hot, most people would think so if they met her in person. Same for Melissa and Cynthia and Kenya and Kelly. I don’t think they are stunningly beautiful women the way that Lisa Vanderpump or Giselle Bryant (and ok I add Kenya too) are – but they are hot for sure. I am actually amazed at how someone like a Melissa or Teresa or even Kandi and Vicki are really just kind of ugly when you think about it and have worked with they have to become pretty hot. I bet a lot of men and women find them attractive. Kudos to them.
Vicki- “I like to be in control”
Tamra- “I’m insecure “
Kelly- “ I think I’m hot”
Emily- N/A
Gina- N/A
Shannon- “ I should listen to what people say”
YESSSSSSS Liz!!!!
Purrrrfect Liz!! You are on point.
Exactly, Liz!!
I like that Kelly is embracing her inner “harlot”
Kellys was my favorite because of Animal Control…please somebody call it on her! I hope she is more relaxed & makes Shannon calm down now that they are both single but from the previews I don’t think that happens. Although Bravo previews are misleading.
I see a setup for a male stripper dressed as an animal control officer.
Now that I would be into seeing.
I actually really like Kelly’s tagline. She can have a sense of humor about herself and it is cheeky… get it girl!
Yes Tamra, we get that you look great for your age. THE hottest in the whole county? Hmmm, not so sure. But, my point, my Momma taught me to be humble, beauty fades, but an ugly heart stays.
RHOC, the car wreck I can’t turn away from. I’m so glad MegHan is gone. If nothing else she was just too young.
“The car wreck I can’t look away from” Perfect!! Love it. I kinda feel that way with all the Bravo shows I watch.
The fun bus is leaving — and this time I’m wearing adult diapers! Woohoo!
Hahahahaha. I am dying ??????
I just cannot watch Vicki anymore.
Try it without sound. It’s a little better.
LOL Might try that. I just want to hurl every time I hear “Woohoo” or about her love tank getting filled. ?
I have watched it since the Tamara & Simon days. Vicki made me sick telling Tamara she had to take up fior her friend over her husband and screaming at Slade about child support. Then, along came Brooks, aka the cancer victim, and Vicki was screeching that one is talking about her man, or his failure to pay child support. I cannot stand that woman!!!
Kelly lives “in the OC” –
NO ONE here calls it THE Orange County! It is Orange County, period. I am already annoyed and it hasn’t even started yet. *sigh*`?
THE Orange County Cali would be worse.
Thank you!!! I’m from OC and I HATE it when they refer to it as “the” OC. It annoys me to no end!
Right? I’ve lived in Orange County my entire life and no one calls it “the OC”.
I saw somone post on instragram that Viki’s tag line should be “ The fun bus is leaving but this time it’s not a little family van!! ????
Ha!Ha!
I laughed at Kelly’s!
If Vicki’s driving the fun bus, I predict a DUI in her future.
These tag lines just remind me of just how tired I am of these women. Totally disinterested in anything they say or do.
(And I hate the term “cougar.” IMHO it’s demeaning.)
I really like Shannon! I find her so funny. I really hope without the baggage of a failing marriage she can show her real self. I’m excited to see her and Kelly dating, that should be fun.
I like her too.
I live in Orange County, near Tamra. She’s not even the hottest housewife in her neighborhood, let alone the entire county.
I think you need to be automatically DQed if you’d have that much plastic surgery…I mean who has a facelift at 50?
Go Kelly!
I won’t watch this franchise show as long as Vickie is on, such distaste from all the lying with Brooks. That said, LOVED Kelly’s line, hysterical! Glad she can laugh at herself!
I hope the Fun Bus drives off a cliff.
“Been down here 30 years in the Smokies-guess that makes me a Damn Yankee!” or “I was a housewife with 3 kids for over 20 years; and I have the crazy papers to prove it!!”
Can we do a post where we all put our tag lines? I know, I’m a dork.
Shannon will you please STOP SHOUTING! It is getting so annoying that I do not even want to listen to you because all you do is shout! You are not that important to listen to that you have to sound like a fishwife!
STOP SHOUTING!!!!!!
Shannon – would you please stop SHOUTING!!! Why do you think every time you talk, you have to Shout – it is so annoying and you sound like a fishwife!
STOP SHOUTING!!!!