Amber and Dave
Two hours of this (actually three, I skipped the 8 pm show because I got engrossed in America’s Got Talent. I did watch a very short clip of the three brides and another of the three grooms and I can already tell that Amber is going to be a problem. It’s like she wants to be married but doesn’t want to be a wife. I already feel bad for the groom, Dave. He seems like a great guy.
Amber picked the wrong dress. Her first dress shows off her body which is damn near perfect. The princess dress is too poofy and silly for some pushing forty. Amber chooses a GINORMOUS wedding band for her husband. He will hate it. Dave is great though. Stupidly the bachelorette party is the night before the wedding and Amber is puking. I have a bad feeling about this relationship.
At the wedding, Dave is a hit with Amber’s friends and family. Dave greets the entire wedding party on the bride’s side and hugs his future mother in law. Amber is freaking out. After bit of cold feet she is ready to walk out. I still think she made the wrong choice with the dress. She looks ginormous in the dress she chose and the other one was so much better. They kiss after their vows, but it was just a peck. They seem to like each other though. They go to the same gym. One of Amber’s exes goes there and she is nervous he will meet him. Why? Because she is batshit crazy as I expect? They kiss during their first dance. I think they will have sex on their wedding night, as they should. Editing makes it seem like they totally do it.
Danielle and Bobby
Danielle is a bit more than just a dog person. On AGT tonight there was a goth comedian who talked about online dating and how the “must love dogs” thing confused him because he wanted to love a person. That’s sort of how I feel about Danielle; however, I love Bobby and he loves dogs and I think this looks like a great match!
Danielle’s parents are not on board and don’t even know if they want to come to the wedding. Bobby’s parents are all in. Bobby’s mama comes to help him pick out his suit. He’s a bit of a mama’s boy but in a cute way. She did a great job. Love the bow tie, it’s very southern. I love Danielle’s dress. I kind of love Bobby and this couple already. Danielle is down with consummating the marriage on the wedding night, but Bobby says he is not going for it on the first night. Bobby is the best dressed man. Bobby is a good southern boy and greets the mom first. I love Bobby. So do Danielle’s friends.
Bobby and Danielle are instantly attracted. Their wedding is adorable. And they both have a big love of dogs. It’s sweet. They kiss, but I could not tell if he kissed her on the cheek. Danielle is very happy and so is Bobby. During the photos, the photog asks them to kiss. So clearly it was on the cheek at the wedding because Bobby says it’s the best kiss he ever had.
Both families seem to support the marriage. Danielle is going to love Bobby’s family. Danielle seems down with consummating the marriage on their wedding night. If I did this I would too.
Mia and Tristan
Tristan Thompson is a former professional basketball player. But not THAT Tristan Thompson. This one owns some tutoring companies He and Mia are both religious and seem to have the same background in that regard. Tristan’s friends and family are down for it. Mia’s family is not having it. When the three brides get together, Mia says she is not going to kiss her groom at the wedding. The other two seem to be fine with it. Mia’s sister and friends are no fully on board at the Bachelorette party.
Tristan is very emotional on his wedding day. Mia’s dad shows up and they both cry. I love this marriage. Tristan is so cute, in a boyish way. He’s tearing up as he enters the wedding. He too hugs his future mother in law. Mia is flipping out. Aw I love this marriage. I hope they stay together forever! Mia gives him the cheek during the kiss. Oh Mia, kiss that man, he is perfect for you! Tristan’s family is not happy about it either. They seem to really hit it off though. During the wedding photos, she once again gives him the cheek when they kiss. Like seriously, you will marry a stranger but not kiss them? That seems weird to me. Mia seems insecure as if she can’t believe he is her husband. Tristan seem thrilled to be her husband.
Mia’s sister is hard on Tristan. She’s going to be a problem. She seems jealous. Tristan talks to Mia’s father. He is worried about consummating the relationship. He basically tells Tristan not to have sexual expectations about the wedding night. Tristen seems to really want to get it in!
OMG I think that it looks so rosy but the previews are insane. Mia was detained by customs at the airport, Amber and Dave seem to be breaking up on the honeymoon. Danielle seems over Bobby already. And the Lifetime site say this is the MOST. DRAMATIC SEASON EVER! Why???? I thought at least two of them were the best matches ever. I’m shaking with regard to Amber. Crazy recognizes crazy and that girl is batshit. Bobby mentions divorce. Tristan cries because Mia has lied to him. He’s ready to flee. Amber is pissed on decision day. I totally called that on the ten second preview of her. She’s nuts.