Andy Cohen seems obsessed with Shep Rose. I guess it makes sense they both seem to like the same extracurricular activities like sex and snow, allegedly. Shep’s random defense of Andy when Kathy Griffin said Andy offered her lines of coke when she was on WWHL seemed a bit odd to me. Kathy did seem a bit off the rails (heh) when she mad those allegations but I totally believed her. Lately, Andy has been sporting Shep Gear and tagging it all over his Instagram. I found that odd enough to post about. And you really can’t believe anything Andy says.
The drinking word is Kathryn. Because she is the STAR of Southern Charm. Dale Earnhardt Jr. is the other guest and Shep and Dale became Instagram friends. I’ve actually been to Dale Earnhardt Sr’s house. My parents were friends with him. I was a kid …not sure how old… but I remember my parents trying to tell me that he was a big race car driver and I was all like whatever about it. I think we were in Dahlonega panning for gold or something. Years later I went with my sister to troll from men (her not me) at a car race. It was very loud in the pits. I was not particularly impressed by our pit passes either. You skin gets coated in goop. Sorry. I digress.
Back to the show, Cameran and Dale’s wife Amy were pregnant at the same time and talking constantly about the whole process. Dale Jr. is adorable and comes from good stock. It’s hysterical that Dale is such a Southern Charm Fan. He knows all about the show. He knows all about Vanderpump Rules too!
Andy uses this to say “REAL MEN WATCH BRAVO!” But what he doesn’t say is that Jerry O’Connell is getting his own late night talk show on Bravo where he will be interviewing, guys who love Bravo. The press release came out yesterday, “From offering advice to The Real Housewives from every franchise to taking sides on some of the most controversial Bravo feuds, Jerry is truly a walking encyclopedia of Bravo history. Real Men Watch Bravo will offer unprecedented access to the male point of view pertaining to all things Bravo and entertainment. Whether realizing they were a die-hard Vanderpump Rules fan after being introduced to the sizzling series by their girlfriends or learning how to cook the perfect filet from binging Top Chef episodes for hours, these men are unapologetic Bravoholics and hope to encourage others to step out of the shadows and admit what some have known all along…Real Men Watch Bravo.” I meant to inform you of this yesterday but just couldn’t be arsed. There is a LOT of shit going down behind the scenes and I got busy with that. So now you know.
I will probably watch just because I love Jerry O’Connell and wish he would host the reunions. He is so much better than Andy. Oh and Andy is the executive producer of the show.
Shep says that he and Kathryn met at one of his bars and ended hooking up with Kathryn again. He says they have probably hooked up six or seven times. They are each other’s booty calls. He says she used to wear a lot of makeup and he would make her shower with him and wash it all off because it kept messing up his sheets. Oh, Kathryn, my love. You can do better. Please make him wear condoms. There are all sorts of rumors circulating about Shep flying in random fans to have sex with. Be safe. He says when they first hooked up there was the whole Whitney (lol) and Thomas thing trying to start. He also says at one point Craig was courting her but he slept in the bed with her two nights in a row and didn’t make any moves. So he made moves of his own. I would like Craig and Kathryn together he has always had her back and Kathryn really knows Craig and his situation. I think they would be a great match. Andy says they spent eight hours filming the reunion and he thought he had gotten everything out of them. Jerry O’Connell would not have missed that. I’m just saying. Andy asks dumb questions and never follows up with anything that is not on his cue card.
Shep says regarding Ashley that we didn’t see half of the nastiness spewing from Ashley on the Dafuskie Island scene. He says it was much worse. Andy asks Dale if he has met her. He says no and that he hopes she’s not around too long. Amen, Dale. AMEN. Dale says that he is surprised they are still together now. Shep says he hasn’t seen them in a while. That’s because they are not really together anymore.
Dale was asked about Jax and Brittany. He says he is pulling for them. They have been to a couple of his races. He says Jax has a way of pulling you in. So he hopes things work out for them. Dale and Shep both love Jax.
Shep is still friends with Peyton and says that Naomie made up with Peyton as well. Peyton, I believe, still lives in Mount Pleasant.
On the after show, Shep says that he is looking to settle down but he is not going to sell himself short. PUHLEASE. Shep says he loves kids. Shep says that Naomie and Craig will never get back together. Shep says that Naomie wasn’t entirely wrong about what she said about Craig. She just said it in a very negative angry way. Whatever, Shep. You never have Craig’s back.