We start with a long scene about Gizelle and Sherman breaking up. Haven’t we already discussed this a million times? Did she really just tell the kids on TV?
Monique is laying out the essential oil schedule for her kids. It’s extensive. But I am all about the essential oils so, whatever works.
Robyn is sick, and still irritated with Monique. Ashley is upset that Michael didn’t seem appreciative of the song she wrote for him. Everyone, especially me is just ready to get to France. I am delaying Big Brother for this show. Show me some pretty scenes of Cannes please. My DVR is skipping badly. This better not be happening to my Big Brother recording!
Monique and Charrisse are in first class. I had to go to live TV and skip the DVR because the recording was jacked. I’m not sure the other ladies, who are in business class, know she is up there. After the plane lands they catch a helicopter to Cannes. The Prince of Monaco was supposedly landing in his helicopter at the same time.
Wow Cannes is spectacular! Why haven’t I been there? I really need to get my passport and find someone who can take care of Banjo for a week or two! They are staying at Hotel Martinez. I put that in for my future use, lol. Monique gets the suite. Monique wants to offer the second suite to Gizelle and Robyn. They have to choose between each other over who gets it. Shady move, production! Shady move. Monique is loving pretending like she is paying for all of this. Gizelle tries to say it should go to Robyn. Robyn says maybe Gizelle should take it. Gizelle snatches the key. “Monique” leaves all the ladies fancy gifts in their room. Candiance is one of those fools who complains about a beautiful hotel room in France. Ashley seems to be questioning her marriage more than usual this episode.
Monique’s suite has a balcony overlooking the water with seating for twenty or so people! It’s amazing and a beautiful setting for a housewives brawl. But first everyone has to take selfies. Monique’s plan for the next day, is to go to a place that makes essential oils and then to a perfume place for Karen to get ideas for her fragrance I heard the perfume should be on the runway spring/summer when models for Sheree’s joggers wear it. Ha! As soon as I type that Gizelle starts asking Karen about her perfume line. She wants to know what stage it is in. Karen throws back the question asking what stage Gizelle’s makeup line is in. Gizelle says she’s in business. Gizelle’s makeup is in Target stores. Karen’s perfume is just a fake storyline.
I like Robyn and Gizelle because they eat. As Gizelle and Karen continue to banter, we get Ashley in confessional saying “This is fishy as a cootchie, girl!” Wow.
Oh my, it seems that Karen’s random friend Matt was drunk in the club and was telling everyone that Karen no longer lives in Great Falls, and she has a small apartment now. Apparently, it is her husband’s old bachelor pad! Who let’s their husband keep their bachelor pad? Oh she says that the townhouse they are talking about is connected to the property she claims to live on. She says her son lives there. She seems to be lying. Because the townhouse we saw in the clip was somewhere else entirely. I think it is Charrisse that has the talking head pointing out that the Great Falls house furniture is staged. Another thing she has in common with Sheree. Sheree filmed a video of her staged house that has been going around recently. Notice you didn’t see a bedroom or a bathroom and the kitchen looked like it had never been used. That’s why.
Monique starts sticking up for Karen and Gizelle brings up her upgrading her seat to first class. Gizelle says when she was asked about upgrading, she didn’t do it because it was a group trip. Hell I would have done it to avoid these women for the seven or eight-hour flight. And because, First Class. Monique says that every time her birthday comes around she and her husband fight because it is not all about him. Gizelle seems compassionate toward Monique now that she knows what is going on. Candiance says she and Chris fight too because she is a pageant title holder and is on the news and TV all the time. No one has compassion for her and her princess self.
Everyone heads to bed. The next day most everyone over sleeps due to jet lag. Everyone makes fun of Karen for dressing normally and wearing walking shoes. Everyone one of these bitches is going to be trying to buy those shoes off of her before noon. Robyn is the latest. Gizelle wants to wait for Robyn by herself. The rest of the group wants to stay together but Gizelle is insisting. Gizelle mocks Karen over not being interested in the perfume field trip. Apparently, Karen doesn’t like supporting Gizelle’s business because Ray has the hots for her business partner, Erika.
Next week: Robyn and Gizelle ditch the others and enjoy Nice on their own. Once they all get together, the fireworks start popping off.